welcome

I like the idea of you thinking about me

[mycroftplayingoperation]

this show’s dialogue is iconic

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

[toxicmesss-deactivated20170107]

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit.

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults

[swarnpert]

go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go fuck yourself

[swarnpert]

“got any 3s?” “go fuck yourself”

[atlasisreal]

I don’t know if you’ve ever played go fish but that’s what you say when you do have the cards they asked for

[rebeccamock]

[gothsferatu-deactivated20160519]

positivity is cool and all but repressing negative feelings is toxic to yr mind and body. dont feel guilt for having an array of emotions. its corny to fake positivity when it isnt sincere, feeling stuff even bad stuff is nothing to be guilty over. its okay to feel bad sometimes

[finehoney]

[aidn]

sorry to get romantic on main but i want to go to an art museum and hold hands with someone i care about

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

[approvers]

[unfreezes]

It’s funny how I have a better conversation in my head with myself, than I do with most people.

[5tn]

[oknope]

“You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her.”

— (via lost-veins)

[great-tweets]

oof.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits