an obey me side blog! mainly my writing and a little art :D request box CLOSED - please read the pinned post first, and check out the masterlist! (also a hardcore beel + levi stan) Post linked in the pinned post!
The Three Realms Archive: Masterlist (Fanfic + Fanart) and Rules!
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~ CURRENT EVENTS ~
Nothing at the moment. Requests currently CLOSED!
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Welcome to the Three Realms Archive, where you can find stories (+ now various bits of incomplete art!) about the beings that reside in the Three Realms and beyond! Whether it be stories of the Avatars of Sin, the students of Prince Diavolo’s RAD exchange programme, or of the incredible human who became sorcerer under the tutelage of the Wise Sorcerer and Master of the Seven Rulers of the Underworld… You can find their stories here!
Atmospheric introduction aside, welcome to this side blog for writing and art to do with Obey Me! And Obey Me! Nightbringer. These will most likely be bits and pieces that come to me when they come.
My ideas inbox is currently closed (use the ‘Ask Me Anything!’ tab to send them), but please read the rules below first!!! You can also just send me anything Obey Me! and Obey Me! Nightbringer :D
This blog is new, so bear with me whilst I work on aesthetics and getting started on writing/uploading some stuff I've written :D I’m also fairly new to writing and want to use this blog for some casual practice - I hope you enjoy!
Rules and masterlist under the cut:
Rules and Considerations
Please be kind and respectful to each other!
For personal reasons, this is a non-NSFW blog. Please do not suggest NSFW in the ideas box beyond slightly suggestive - any requests like this will be ignored. I will do my best to place content warnings where I think it's needed.
The ideas inbox is called such because you can be as vague as you want - even a single word. However, it is also called this because they are ideas and - depending on various factors like my schedule, how inspired I am, and how much certain ideas inspire me to write - there is no guarantee I write for every idea, or the same amount for every idea. Thank you for understanding in advance :D
I’m a fairly new OBM player, so if anything I write is contrary to the canon, please let me know and I can add a note or rectify it. Most of these are meant to be “imagine the character in this situation” and my personal interpretation.
Have fun!
Masterlist (Fanfic)
🌟 Inspired by an ideas inbox request!
# Used to show genres used in the writing!
Oneshot Fics
Checking In: The House of Lamentation family check into a human-world hotel. #comedy
Beware MC, the Kind: Sorcerer MC is gaining a reputation similar to that of their teacher, Solomon the Wise. But for what reasons? #fluff #comedy
Let's Form an Idol Group: Will Asmo's next attempt at making his brothers into a boy band succeed? (This one has a cute commenting challenge - please check it out!) #comedy
Dramatic Drama: Telenovelas can be very emotionally-investing for demons. #comedy
🌟A Small, Little Lie: TSL Arranged Marriage! AU. The sentence "I love you" means very different things to the Lord of Masks and his spouse and former-knight, Henry. #romance #angst
Love Me, Or Not: Satan pulls on flower petals, hoping to get the same result you did. #fluff #romance
Was Never Your First, After All: A childhood friend visits you and Mammon realises ‘first man’ doesn’t suit him much anymore. #angst #romance
First Dates: A collection of first date thoughts from each Avatar of Sin. A very small Lesson 16 reference. #romance #fluff #tinybitofangst
Happily-Ever After: Satan realises love is nothing like the fairytales he’s used to. #romance #fluff #angst
Short Snippets
Ante Up: Mammon finds he's a lot more motivated to win quickly when he's at the casino with you. #romance
The RAD School Play: Ideas about MC’s role in a school play at RAD. #comedy
Six Pillows and a Tattered Armchair: An angsty (ref. to Lesson 16) accompaniment to ‘Beel is Pillow’, exploring Belphie’s relationship with sleep in the aftermath of his actions. #angst
The RAD Cheer Squad: 2, 4, 6, 8 - who do we appreciate? … Probably not whoever came up with the RAD Cheer Squad. #comedy
What Is Up, Fellow Celestials?: Luke finds this one human really, really cool. MC and Simeon suffer the consequences. #comedy
Just Wanting To Be Included: Mammon and Beel post a FabSnap video, but their brother just wants to be included. #comedy
Debuting Change: Diavolo invites a special guest to a special occasion. #dramatic
Just A Study: Solomon tries to convince himself that living with you was just a study. Spoilers for Nightbringer Lesson 40! #angst #romance
Relent: Belphie has a super, super smart plan to get you to cuddle in bed with him. #fluff
A Rainy Day Indulgence: Simeon dances with you in the rain, and it reminds him of something. #fluff #romance
Permanent Marker: Mammon catches you planning your wedding to… someone? #fluff #romance
Breathless: The day Solomon’s crush on you begins. #fluff #romance
Send-Off: The Avatars of Sin can’t go to school without getting your send-off first! #fluff
Fashion Nonsense: Luke has a new outfit, clearly inspired by someone Solomon and Simeon know… #comedy
Biggest Crush: You spot a familiar demon on TV - and the brothers react as suspected. #comedy
Too Bright: You celebrate the twins’ birthdays, each at different points in time. Reference to Lesson 16 of the Obey Me main story. #angst #romance
Headcannons
Unhinged™: A bunch of silly headcanons that could each be their own anime episodes. Chaotic things the OBM! cast have done. Inspired by this post by @leniisreallycool. #comedy #silly
Moveable Pact Marks: Thoughts on pact marks being like tattoos you can move around your body.
Solomon's Tattoo Parlour: Solomon gives you a special seal, in the form of a tattoo. #fluff #romance #characterfocused
T-Witch: Diavolo wants you to become a streamer. Each of the brothers collab with you on stream. #comedy #fluff
Series
(Includes multi-part fics, and collections of oneshots under the same topic/prompt.)
Falling in Love (The Birthday Series!)
One day, I realised I should be a proper fan and do fan things, like celebrate character birthdays. Inspired by a Solomon fic I did, have some 'falling in love' stories for each of the OM! characters, which I post on each of their birthdays!
Since When? ( Raphael | September 29)
Payment (Mammon | September 10)
Note-Taking (Satan | October 20)
Beel is Anything, If You Beel-ieve
A very unserious collection of slice-of-life snippets, where Beel goes on a journey to become as many things as possible. Each can be read as a separate story, in any order! #comedy #silly #slightlyfluffy
Beel is Pillow: Beel is pillow.
Beel is Paint: Beel is paint, according to Asmo.
Beel is Anime: Beel is anime, and Levi is not okay with this.
Beel is Burger: Beel is burger, but not every burger should be eaten.
🌟 Scars, Wounds and Minor Inconveniences
A series exploring slice-of-life snapshots of the Obey Me! characters in the aftermath of Lesson 16. Each chapter is made up of two posts: a oneshot centred around one of MC's scars, wounds or minor inconveniences; and a post with the general headcanons inspiring the oneshot. Features references to injury and spoilers for Lesson 16 of OG Obey Me!. Each can be read as a separate story, in any order! #angstyyyyyyyyy
Phantom Pain (Oneshot + Headcannons): Mammon is used to your 'needles-thing' by now. He doesn't mind it. After all, he has his own things he does every now and again.
A Weak Wrist (Oneshot + Headcannons): Your wrist is still weak from the TSL Quiz; so Lucifer doesn’t understand why you trust Leviathan more.
Nightmares (Oneshot + Headcannons): Belphegor relishes you and Beel growing further apart... until he doesn't, when Beel's dreams change.
Vice-Vice Student Council President
A funny, short series where the brothers' (except Lucifer) of RAD hold an election for student council president-that-isn't-Diavolo-or-Lucifer. Shenanigans ensue. Best read in order! #comedy
Part 1 | Part 2
Slow and Steady
A collection of stories that take place between and around major events in the story of Obey Me, hopefully to show a more realistic alternative to the game’s usually-quick pacing. Each can be read as a separate story, in any order!
Prologue: It takes you a while to adjust to life in the House of Lamentation. #angst #fluff
The Humans’ Pact: Centred around the events of Lesson 38. You struggle to accept Solomon’s apology for bringing you back to the Devildom. #angst #fluff
The Bus Journey: Mammon takes a bus ride with a sleepy MC. #fluff #romance
In The Audience
A short series about the side characters at the Dawn’s Embrace concert! Best read in order! #comedy
Part 1 | Part 2 Coming Soon!
The RAD Tech Support Chronicles
A collection of snippets about one angel’s (Simeon’s) fight against the forces of evil (everyday, technological devices). Each can be read as a separate story, in any order! #comedy
1 | 2 | 3 Coming Soon!
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Masterlist (Fanart)
Comics/Snippets
Leviathan: President of the MC Fanclub
Full Pieces
House of Lamentation Group Hug
Series
Drawing Every OM! Character in My Style So That I Have a Reference for Future Fanart: The Series, The Collection The Musical
NOW DISCONTINUED! Replaced with the next series below this, but still here just in case you want to reminisce on my fanart journey...
Obey Me! Boys: Satan | Levi | Mammon | Coming Soon...
Triworlds: Solomon | Coming Soon...
Un-dateables: Coming Soon...
My Attempt to Draw Every Character in the Obey Me! Series: The Poster Re-Do
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“So. I think you and I both know what this means.” Leviathan narrows his eyes, brows furrowing and bottom lip jutting out in a constipated mix of jealousy and irritation.
“I, uh… don’t believe I do?” Diavolo replies, unsure. “I thought it was wonderful that we could both share -”
“No. Mm-mm. Nuh-uh. Nope.” The Avatar of Envy whips his head with such force that one of his twin tails nearly slugs you in the eye. Unsused to being interrupted, Diavolo blinks. The angry stamp of his accidental adversary's heeled shoes and the violent swish of his ita bag keychains really show Levi means business. “There can only be one! MC, " Levi scurries up to Diavolo, puffing out his chest like a bird during mating season as he calls your name. "Hurry - judge our petunia power poses - quickly!”
The funky way Levi's arms bend and legs jut out from under his miniskirt make you wince in concern - and second-hand discomfort. Diavolo, peering over and visibly giddy, tries to copy him.
“Ooh, ooh - is this roleplaying? We should get a picture!” He giggles. His body bounces with excitement, but he still contorts his limbs into an impressive imitation Leviathan. “MC, reach into my back pocket and grab my D.D.D. Devilgram simply must know of the twin Hana Ruris of this year’s Demon-Con!”
Levi hisses. You swear you see his tail rattle.
“Twin, my butt! I spent six whole months just on R&D for this cosplay, and - !”
“And it looks amazing, Leviathan!” You quickly reassure, ignoring a certain demon’s butt pocket shuffling closer in your direction and taking out your own D.D.D instead. You hadn’t expected such an intense reaction from Leviathan - but, then again, you hadn’t expected the Crown Prince of Hell to show up with his crown prince of hell-sized body stuffed into a human-sized dress. However, your own Azuki-tan cosplay was getting rather sweaty, and you were desperate to just take this photo and run to the nearest exit for some fresh air… so you figure it would be best to just diffuse the situation with some light small-talk.
“Hey, Dia,” you ask, holding up your D.D.D camera. You hear Leviathan grumble under his breath, but you can really tell he’s trying not to dishonour the outfit with a bad photo. “Where did you get your cosplay, anyway?”
Diavolo beams.
“A human-world Halloween store.”
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Levi spends the rest of the day avoiding Diavolo; who spends the rest of the day attempting to follow Levi. You don’t know whether to laugh at this hilariously-convoluted game of hide-and-seek; or feel as sorry for Diavolo as you would for a lost dog searching for their owner.
Maybe this is just what you get for trying to get the group cosplay out of the group chat.
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(hehe con season is around now-ish so i thought a convention-related story would be nice. diavolo and leviathan would be such good con company imo)
(and to clarify: nothing wrong with buying your cosplay!!! the most important thing obvi is to have fun! levi just really wants to be the only ruri-chan in the room, comic con is just his prom night)
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Summary/Details: Diavolo's allowed Satan to start a new website for students to upload stories that they've written. It goes about as chaotically as that sounds.
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All things considered, Diavolo had found Satan’s idea for a self-published story website for RAD students rather innocent. In fact, he had been excited to expand RAD’s literature past the stuffy confines of its ancient library. Fairytales of the modern-day written in the styles of the classics; introspective pieces ushering commentary about difficult topics; perhaps even the occasional short novel based on one of RAD’s mysteries! It had been the perfect suggestion for the annual book festival - no less, suggested by the student council’s resident bookworm.
“Much about my life has been decided from birth, Satan. I think I’d know if I were betrothed.” Diavolo starts. “Much less to Lucifer.”
However, now the Avatar of Greed stands before the RAD student council president (and his butler) in a back alleyway much unbecoming of their status: the only place left to hide from the over-excited fanfiction fans that had been hounding Diavolo the entire day. His barbed tail thrashes against some trash bags (Barbatos wincing at the stench that pours out), as he attempts to explain for the tenth time.
“No - Lord Diavolo - they know you aren’t marrying Lucifer.” He lets out a sharp sigh. “But someone’s written a popular story on the site, and it’s in the story - " he says, gesturing to the two, distinct, imaginary concepts with his hands, hoping for some sense of clarity, " - that you marry him. But the website was never intended for -”
“Yes, yes - " Barbatos coughs, swatting flies away with a gloved hand and glancing around for watching eyes. “- we understand that site of yours is becoming quite popular.”
“Well, I think this is wonderful news! ” Diavolo beams, puffing out his chest as his butler pinches his nose and gags behind him. “Many thanks for the idea, Satan. Perhaps I should talk to Lucifer about some wedding-related PR stunts we could do to prolong this newfound popularity…”
“Absolutely not. Enough people have inquired about their prince’s martial status for one day,” Barbatos sternly responds, ignoring the strong pout from the hulking demon prince beside him. “Though, it would be sensible to nip these rumours in the bud before any fictional stories get written about the council…”
Satan sighs. Again.
“It’s… a bit late for that.”
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LUCIFER
The first thing he does is write a comment under the site’s most popular story to absolutely confirm - without a doubt - that he and Diavolo are 'definitely not to be married'. The exact words he uses, verbatim.
Within an hour, however, the comment gets around the same amount of likes as students attending RAD. Within four hours, Diavolo has sent him a wedding mood-board. The next day, Asmo shows him a trending meme - which is just a screenshot of his comment with the ‘not' scribbled out.
That isn’t to say he doesn’t see the benefit in the site. Secretly, he’s very proud of Satan for starting the initiative, and enjoys coming back to the short-horror stories and interesting thought pieces written when the site first went live, as was being used as intended. He doesn’t care too much for the stories about you, his brothers, or his other acquaintances… but that doesn’t mean he isn’t tracking his shipping tag with you. Or leaving the occasional like on a story - just to boost said tag.
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MAMMON
For a good while, about 50% of how Mammon’s day goes depends on how the ‘Mammon X MC’ tag is doing. He likes seeing little drabbles of him and you doing the most sickly-sweet things; cavity-inducing stories which illuminate his face with blue light at three-in-the-morning as he reads under his bed covers. This is especially true if he hasn’t asked you out yet, because he’s a big fan of the reader-inserts where he gets to do just that and takes notes for when he finally musters up the same courage as his fictional counterparts. If you catch him daydreaming in class, there’s a good chance he was roleplaying a fanfic with you in his head.
Aside from you-related stuff, he’s really trying to get Satan on board with monetising the platform. Merch, donations, a subscription service… Satan is firmly against every idea - and it takes about three stringing-ups from Lucifer to stop the Avatar of Greed barging into his little brother’s room at midnight for yet another spontaneous elevator pitch. Eventually, Satan settles for a non-obtrusive, non-mandatory, donation link at the top of the homepage (definitely not agreeing because Mammon had the foresight to shape it like a kitten paw).
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LEVIATHAN
80-100% of how his day goes depends on how the ‘MC X Leviathan’ tag is trending. Or the ‘Henry X Lord of Shadows’ tag, too - but ever since he started reading TSL AUs for him and his brothers, he’d argue that they’re basically the same thing.
Levi is, to no one's surprise, an avid reader, writer and fandom member; though nobody IRL (except two of his family members, one being you) knows his handle. On one hand, it’s great - because it means no teasing, no trouble, and constant praise and support and showers of affection from you at his work. On the other had, it’s gets super awkward when his brothers unknowingly DM him links to his own work as a reading recommendation. You think it’s sweet that the family support his interests, but he hates having to fake-praise his own work to make sure his brothers don’t feel bad. But then they send him more of his own stuff, and he has to keep pretending he loved reading it when he didn’t read it and… It’s a vicious cycle.
One day, you suggest he just say that the fanfic wasn’t really his thing, which might make his brothers stop. He mumbles something about the sanctity of fandom, and the preservation of interest in the creative arts, but…
… you’re pretty sure he just doesn’t want to make his brothers feel bad.
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ASMODEUS
Leviathan introduced him to fanfiction, so Asmodeus hadn’t been expecting much. Considering his older brother’s tastes, Asmo had expected something with wizards or ninjas, or anime-fireball fights. So one can imagine his surprise when the site is actually right up his alley - with super-dramatic plotlines, interesting stories, and lots of romance.
But most importantly… stories about him!
It isn’t a secret that Asmodeus has a massive fanbase - but with how gated RAD is, you’ve never felt the full force of the Avatar of Lust’s entire fandom. In fact, you didn’t realise the sheer scale at which Asmodeus’ admirers operate, because they were the fans who had turned Satan’s writing website into a fanfiction site in the first place. It actually turns out that the Lucifer-Diavolo marriage plot was just a side-plot in a two-hundred-chapter Asmodeus x OC fic.
Like an organised syndicate, Asmo’s fans will ensure that the top-trending tag is an Asmodeus one, at all times. Fanfictions featuring Asmodeus make up the majority of the site’s entire library, with writing zines, weekly prompts and even the occasional web novel all dedicated to him. Because it was trending for a while, Asmo actually made an anonymous account on the site himself, and has a single, published story about a cute and powerful princess, who goes on a perilous journey to find her six, missing brothers and restore her kingdom to glory. The story gets so popular and critically-acclaimed that it gets a physical copy which sells out in stores - and it makes the Devildom news when its faceless author’s identity is revealed (because, let's be real - Asmo something popular of his a secret).
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BEELZEBUB
Beel is... indifferent to fanfiction as a whole. He doesn’t make a habit of reading it, but he will read what his friends and family write and leave a heartfelt comment about the quality of the piece. He’s also the second of the two people who knows Leviathan’s handle. He had just been searching up cookie recipes on the internet - but had accidentally clicked on a link to a College!AU fanfic about College!AU Lord of Shadows mustering up the courage to bake College!AU Henry Valentines Day cookies. He had recognised his big brother’s writing tone immediately, and had confronted Levi in-person to thank him for the in-story recipe (which had turned out pretty well when he tried to replicate it).
If you’re a fanfiction writer, he’ll be your biggest fan; liking and commenting on every post (including the late-night rants or inevitable life update), and re-posting so often his entire profile is just a duplicate of yours and Levi’s. Likely, he has no idea what fandoms you guys are writing about - he just wants to support something that makes you both happy.
Unfortunately, he is one of the few in RAD who treats fanfiction and rumours interchangeably. More unfortunate, and awkward, was when he congratulates Lucifer on his engagement at the table during dinner; only sadly adding that he wished his eldest brother felt comfortable enough to let his family know in advance.
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BELPHEGOR
Like Beel, he’s indifferent; and couldn’t care less what stories people were writing online. He will support you and drop a like on anything you post, but do expect high-frequency teasing based on whatever it was you wrote about.
However, the cogs in his head can’t help but turn when he reads any romance fanfiction you write. Is that how you want to be flirted with? Are those the kind of gifts you like? Are these cavity-inducing, corny lines really the kind of stuff that works on you? Romance and flirting and charming people off their feet doesn’t come to him as easy as it does to Asmo, but Belphie’s always been a natural strategist. Especially if the two of you aren’t in a relationship yet, Belphie sees your fanfiction as an insight into the kind of person you are; your interests, your kind of humour... and what you’d want in a romantic partner. Any opportunity to get ahead of his brothers in the running for your heart - and any opportunity to get you a little more obsessed with him - is a win in his book.
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(we so back with the writing babbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! this was kinda quickly written, but fictional character + fanfiction is smth i've always wanted to write about! i love writing how the characters react to things in the world - so here you go! sorry if it is very very very dumb ;0)
(the name is also dumb, it was gonna be fangfiction net, but i had my heart set on a wattpad parody)
Belphegor, as of late, often takes to the attic for his afternoon nap. Naps, usually. These days, heaviness sits in his bones and lead weighs down his chest.
But even his sin isn’t friendly anymore, because he dreams in his sleep. He dreams of universes - infinite universes - where he meets you and falls in love in any way that isn’t the same as the reality he comes from. Sometimes, he doesn’t step towards you that day at the top of the stairs - and his eldest brother swoops in to deliver the truth about his sister’s death before he can make his biggest mistake. Other times, he lives as a human; and he gets his long-awaited meet-cute with you in a scene that looks oddly-familiar to the dating sim he had played with Levi last week.
Most of the time, though… he closes his eyes. Then, he opens them.
And you’re there, sleeping next to him, murmuring that you’ve forgiven him for all he’s done.
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“ - phegor..? Belphegor?”
No, no, not yet - he doesn’t want to wake up yet. Dream you still hasn’t gotten to the part where you tell him you love him.
“Gosh, Belphie - Belphegor, it’s time to wake up!”
His eyes fly open. Like a catapult, his posture snaps upright - and you recoil, hands up defensively.
“Woah, there - I’m sorry! Lucifer wanted me to call you downstairs.” You explain. He blinks at you, dumbfounded, but you don’t notice in your hurry to wake the others. You only babble something about Lord Diavolo, an emergency meeting, Lotan - and scurry out the door. A few moments later, Belphegor hears the patter of your feet and the knocking of your knuckles again, for another of his brothers. Then, the same babbling. Then, footsteps, and it continues.
But what was it you had said? ‘Belphie’?
Surely not. You haven't called him that since...
He lets his eyelids flutter shut. The line between reality and dream goes as blurry as his vision.
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Summary/Details: The seat next to yours at lunch is a coveted position at RAD. Comedicccccc (I've been doing a lot of comedy lately, ahaha.......)
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Lunchtime at RAD is a battlefield.
Mammon strikes first - ever eager, ever impatient. In athleticism alone, he runs circles around his brothers… or, at least, he would - if they weren’t busy pelting him with bullets made of mashed potatoes and peas.
Satan, Lucifer and Belphegor are close behind; and have taken advantage of their second-born brother's useful habit of rarely thinking things through. They keep him busy with edible ammunition, and wind their way through the rivers and tributaries of students flowing through the cafeteria, meandering along a predetermined path towards their target.
All five brothers rush toward the table at centre of the hall, sprinting as though their survival depends on it.
Beel is already sat with you (because Gluttony waits for no lunch line), on his third helping. Leviathan is working from home, and is joining you via video-chat on his younger brother’s phone. There is a single, waiting, empty seat at your table.
Though, not for long.
Around you, the war in the RAD cafeteria continues to rage. Classmates, staff members, and stray school cooks have each taken a brother’s side.
However, many plans are quickly thwarted when the armies of school-goers start to fall; trampled under a small army of stiletto heels and platform shoes. Asmodeus crowd-surfs his adoring fans as they carve a path through the lunchtime crowd, laughing maniacally as he leaves his brothers in his glittery, perfume scented dust.
You know they’re coming - of course you do - before they’ve even reached you. Your finely-tuned sorcerer senses tingle with great intensity whenever your demon family is wreaking havoc nearby. Also, you have eyes. Food is flying, magic is crackling through the air, and a silhouette of Asmo in a full split is drawing ever closer.
You shoot Beel a look of concern; but he’s too busy devouring his fifth helping of what looks to be a bowl of gravy (and occasionally nuzzling against you with a crumb-stained cheek) as he chews his way through some tasty-sounding locker room gossip. The vacant seat next to you won't be so for much longer; but you figure it'd be best to enjoy the peace while it lasts.
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Summary/Details: An auction is being held at the House of Lamentation, for a rather-desirable prize. Comedy vibes here, folks!
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“Alright, enough yappin’!” Mammon announces, uncharacteristically serious as he takes his place in the centre of the living room. His narrowed eyes scan the seats, observing the competition: his brothers, restless and waiting.
He clears his throat.
Leviathan sits to his left, hunched over his phone. He scrolls through his notes app - about twenty digital folders, colour-coded and containing several pages each - muttering in frenzied concentration. Satan stands to his right, pouring over a notebook and occasionally scratching in a furious annotation, or twelve. His shoulders heave up, and down, like a ship in a storm, preparing himself for this battle against his brothers. Asmodeus fiddles with his hair the same way he does before a big test; Beel and Belphie conspire under their breaths in a corner.
Six heads snap up when Mammon clears his throat a second time, swivelling to attention.
“So then. It's that time of year.”
Most of the brothers nod. A few shift in their seats, growls rumbling in their chests.
The Avatar of Greed continues. “You all know what the prize is. Who’s starting the biddin’?”
A raised hand - and Satan’s strategy to start strong is clear. The Avatar of Wrath bids his homework services for a week, and cooking chores for a month.
The whole house knows of Beel’s hidden snack stash, so it’s no surprise when the sixth-born leans forward to counter, unwilling to part with kitchen duty (his best supplier). He offers a hefty payment as his bid: homework for a month; and to foot the bill for an all-you-can-eat Ristorante Six family dinner fortnightly for the year.
The Avatar of Wrath objects - there’s no way he could afford that.
The Avatar of Gluttony smirks - he got recently nabbed new part-time job. At Ristorante Six.
Leviathan is next, a stammer shaking its way out of his mouth. He bids unlimited access to his bookshelves for the year. The room rolls their eyes - what would anyone want with his nerdy collection of manga and light novels? But when he reveals the catalogue of detective novels, recipe books and fashion magazines he’s bought in or subscribed to… it’s a different story.
Chair legs screech against the hardwood floor as people stand up.
Tensions rise. Insults fly.
Asmo even chips a nail.
... And, from just behind the living room door, you’re getting a little worried things may get out of hand.
“What’s going on? It sounds like they’re holding an auction, or something.” You ask Lucifer, who stands beside you with his palm pressed against his forehead as you push your ear hard against the door. Or, at least, you had been - before a trademark, ear-piercing Asmo-shriek tears its way through the hardwood. You pull back with a pained wince. “Maybe it's time for a ”
“Ignore them, please.” The eldest shakes his head, stepping back. Curious, you follow his lead, surprised when he gently takes your hand to guide you away from the commotion and into a slow walk with him down the hall. “More importantly, I hear Lord Diavolo has granted you a short stay in the human world again this year for the holidays. Are my brothers aware?”
“Yeah, I think so. Diavolo said he’d let you all know.” You say, pursing your lips in thought. “But he said I could only bring one person with me this time, and you know how the guys are… I thought it’d be better to let Diavolo handle it, and wait until someone asked to be the one to come with me.”
Lucifer smiles. Of course his brothers were aware.
After all, he was the one who had told them.
“Is that so?” He asks, and you miss the signs of self-satisfaction spread across his face. “Then, I suppose I’ll be the one accompanying you.”
“Sure,” you shrug, the familiar sound of brotherly chaos drifting further and further away. “It’s not like anyone else has asked.”
hi, all! just wanted to shine some spotlight on a friend of mine who does amazing crochet art, anything from plushies, to wearables, to cute keychains and charms! They even do patterns for sale; there aren't any up atm, but their Instagram sends out calls for patterns testers from time-to-time.
You can buy pre-made stuff off their Etsy (they have a lottttttt of plushie snacks that need a home) or Ko-Fi - or you can get in a commission if you want something more personal. All their socials and links can be found here, as well as conventions they've done and past commissions:
✨✨✨Astral Pomelo ✨✨✨
To convince my fellow Obey Me fans to check 'em out, here's an adorable MSheep made by Astral Pomelo themselves. Look into their cute, little eyes... very intently urging you to go and support! Complete with a removable Levi bow, because Levi would 100% be commissioning MC plushies hehe :3
Whether it's commissioning a plushie, following their activity on social media, or even just spreading the word to your fellow friends and fans, any hype for artists and their small businesses is amazing (especially in these times when larger IPs/companies are targeting them).
for funsies, comment what costumes you think i should make for plushie msheep!!! <3 (i wanna make the akuber witch hat so badddddd)
in other news, i'll have some obey me writing coming out soon - perhaps even by the end of today! i'm wondering if just writing offline when i have bursts of free time and uploading that backlog overtime is a more sustainable way to supply this blog with content... but hey, we'll see! I'll be doing my best!
in the meantime, i thought it would be nice to show off some other artists while i'm stalled D:
but thank you all for your support - I always love seeing people still interacting with writing and art i did agesssssssssssssss ago! have a good day, stay hydrated, and take care!!!!
unfortunately, as i usually say when i go off the blog for long periods of time, my life has really taken over and i don't see myself doing posts as regularly anymore. im really sorry to anyone i may have disappointed with the slowness of my activity here - i still love obey me but the combination of my busy schedule, and the fact that i havent touched the games in a while, have meant that i havent been able to dedicate a lot of time to the blog.
i'll still post writing when inspiration strikes (i was hoping to start a multifandom blog that links to this one to yap about other games ive been into, but life has been too hectic unfortunately), and i'll do my best to make what i put out as good of a read as possible <3
thank you to everyone who still reblogs, likes or even just reads what's on this blog. i appreciate you all so much! for now, just expect some writing every once in a while (kinda irregularly, maybe regularly when I have a massive stretch of free time to stock up for any rainy days ahaha), and for requests to be closed.
(it's a lil late, but i wanted to make sure as many people as possible are alr in 2026 :3)
this fandom has done so much for me in the recent years - including allowing me to participate in more community events, allowing me to practice and challenge myself with my art! i've got a few more art i've done for events to post, but right now...
... have this manga-inspired levi that i did for @aspiringtrashpanda's Obey Me! holiday-themed choose-your-own-adventure fic! you can check it out here: https://www.tumblr.com/aspiringtrashpanda/804424272741269504/choose-which-demon-brother-to-accompany-you-on-a?source=share (as well as see the cool art done by @pondlilies00, too!
my obey me secret santa gift by @susujelly hath been unwrappethed and is too good to keep to myself alone, please check them out for incredible art!!!!
