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hi i'm Cierra and i live in Maryland.

[violadesdragons]

Thank you for sharing a moment of magic with me.

[fkasocks]

the bosses in lies of p are NOT fucking around!!!

[threethousandteeth]

2020 update: due to regrowth and length, i decided the best action regarding my hair was to shave it off. despite it being summer, i'm still freezing with this haircut 🥶 https://www.instagram.com/p/CBl8KxZpbDD/?igshid=1oc5ks0axkmvy

[threethousandteeth]

haven't posted in a while so i figured i'd upload something from a couple weeks ago ☀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/B4K95QMpBse/?igshid=1t61alzedo5ze

[popsiege]

simon says, nct 127

[formlessvoidbeast]

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

[a-girl-with-three-eyes-deactiva]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[miraitte]

AFAGSHGSGSGSGSGSG

[sichengforthewinwin]

Johnny: you can’t mess with us ok like Mark will straight up cry in public

Mark: yeah! i will straight up-

Mark, tearing up: bro why would you say that

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[darkersolstice]

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

[justketerthings]

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

[demonsgold]

yALL

[plaguedaddy420]

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

[saranimeme]

“Clifford grew that big because he was so loved and so did johnny”

[jaeminlore]

Dreams of You // Seo Johnny

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the prompt: hello :) can I request a fluffy NCT Johnny soulmate!au where when the person sleeps, they see through their soulmates eyes.

words: 1662

category: fluff + soulmate!au

author note: this is actually my favorite johnny one i’ve done so far so pls enjoy it!

- destinee

Keep reading

[nxmin]

[totally-correct-kpop]

Mark: I wrote a poem, do you want to hear it?

Johnny: Sure :)

Mark: Roses are red

Bees like to buzz

Road work ahead?

Uh yeah I sure hope it does

Johnny, with tears in his eyes: Beautiful :’)

[soulss4ssale]

Johnny:I have no fears.

Taeyong:Okay okay, take Mark with you.

Johnny:I have one fear.

[threethousandteeth]

this was after a long day of shopping in the north carolina heat, but i got some new earrings to show off (kinda) ☀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BxvdXKyJnZy/?igshid=164h7pis412vi

[itboygirl-deactivated20221027]

mv director: free-spirited high school kid concept

tbz: ok. but have u considered: aliens  

[oc-worm-appendage-deactivated20]

Sangyeon: If you hear weird noises at night, make weirder noises to assert dominance.

[oc-worm-appendage-deactivated20]

Sangyeon: If you hear weird noises at night, make weirder noises to assert dominance.