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Formless Voidbeast known as TS, writer of fanfiction and original fiction. My pronouns are they/them/their. Former URL: Thorinsmut

[formlessvoidbeast]

So I’ve randomly gotten an influx of followers? Welcome new followers! First of all you should know that I am an adult and I write a lot of smut. This blog exists in order for me to share that smut with my fellow adults.

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[formlessvoidbeast]

Fandom: Original Work Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Human Male Space Marine/Hulking Female Alien Ally Additional Tags: Xenophilia, Figuring Out How to have sex with monstrous partner, Gentle Sex With Creature Capable of Extreme Violence, monster makes cute non-human noises when aroused, Friends With Benefits, Casual Sex, Hand Jobs, Frottage, Size Difference, One Shot, Complete 

Summary:

In Waelon’s opinion, fielding integrated human/gikon squadrons was one of the only good ideas the idiots among the top brass had ever had. A pride of four to six gikon sisters working together with a squad of fifty human marines meant both groups took fewer casualties on ground campaign. Not to mention the eye candy. In their downtime the gikon tended to sprawl around camp in nothing but their own fur; tawny and muscular like lionesses at rest, if lionesses were bipedal and ten feet tall.

Heyyyyy check it out I wrote a fun and sexy monsterfucking exchange fic!

Enjoy!

[formlessvoidbeast]

Fandom: Original Work Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Human Male Space Marine/Hulking Female Alien Ally Additional Tags: Xenophilia, Figuring Out How to have sex with monstrous partner, Gentle Sex With Creature Capable of Extreme Violence, monster makes cute non-human noises when aroused, Friends With Benefits, Casual Sex, Hand Jobs, Frottage, Size Difference, One Shot, Complete 

Summary:

In Waelon's opinion, fielding integrated human/gikon squadrons was one of the only good ideas the idiots among the top brass had ever had. A pride of four to six gikon sisters working together with a squad of fifty human marines meant both groups took fewer casualties on ground campaign. Not to mention the eye candy. In their downtime the gikon tended to sprawl around camp in nothing but their own fur; tawny and muscular like lionesses at rest, if lionesses were bipedal and ten feet tall.

Heyyyyy check it out I wrote a fun and sexy monsterfucking exchange fic!

Enjoy!

[formlessvoidbeast]

Satine drew herself up to her full height, lips thin and eyes blazing with righteous fury as she turned them toward Jango. “Fett,” she snapped, voice gone icily sweet and dangerous. “What was that you were saying about stealing the ade of other clans as a time-honored tradition?”

“Watch who you accuse, Kryze!” Fett snarled back.

Satine took no warning at all from his tone, plowing onward. “How dare you abduct the heir of Kalevala!?”

“Satine?” Bo-Katan startled as the argument began, and then her own anger rose to meet her vod's. “Stop that! Stop it, stop it, stop it!” She swung a fist, a child's tantruming attempt to slam the side of it against whatever was closest. Obi-Wan's hand darted out to grab it before it made contact with Satine's torso. Bo-Katan jerked it out of his grip, glaring at Satine. “They're nice. They saved me. It's better here! They feed us good food, and let me play, and nobody ever hits me or locks me up in the dark or says I have to kill you to take Kalevala away. They're not like Kyr'tsad!”

where they most haunt -- Chapter 2

[thulium]

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[formlessvoidbeast]

The rest of the marching dead who had accompanied them had already scattered, but Weves was waiting patiently beside the door. “Welcome to the morut,” she said. “You'll be safe here, the way we swore. You understand why we can't tell you where this is.”

Satine arched a judgmental brow at her, glanced toward the blue sky, noting the lines of cargo scows whizzing up into the black and down to the planet, a moon hanging low in the sky, the distant mountains and the long fields of grain that surrounded the silos and low mounds of vheh'yaime dug into the earth. She hummed curiously and bounced slightly on her heels, judging the gravity, before she turned to Obi-Wan. “Is there any significant damage to the planet?”

where they most haunt -- Chapter 1

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[redscharlach]

I feel you, Artoo.

[redscharlach]

May the 4th be with you, tired people of the universe.

[formlessvoidbeast]

…what is a door sill?

I presume this is in reference to the title of my fic 'across the doorsill where the two worlds touch'

From the Merriam-Webster dictionary [link]:

sill noun 1: a horizontal piece (such as a timber) that forms the lowest member or one of the lowest members of a framework or supporting structure: such as a: the horizontal member at the base of a window b: the threshold of a door

There are also other meanings for 'sill', but 1b is the meaning for door sill. The title phrase is from a poem by Rumi (quoted in the beginning note of the fic) that seemed very appropriate for a Sleeping Beauty/Terracotta Warrior AU.

I hope this answers your question!

[formlessvoidbeast]

as is traditional in times such as these, I can be found:

pillowfort (where I rarely post) bluesky (where I rarely post) ao3 (where I regularly post fanfic)

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everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[formlessvoidbeast]

Chapters: 6/6 Words: 14,000 Fandom: Star Wars Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Satine Kryze, Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Satine Kryze, Jango Fett, misc mandalorian oc's Additional Tags: ghost story, Obi-Wan's Mission Protecting Satine Kryze on Mandalore, Haunted Mandalorian Armor, Battle, semi-feral Obi-Wan, BAMF Obi-Wan Kenobi, Child Abuse, Rescue, Grief, touch starvation, there is no monogamy to be found here, Strip Search, Dubious Consent, Power Imbalance, Abuse of Power, Forced Intimacy, threatening intimacy, Jango Fett is Not OK, Magic Empathy can be Pretty Bad to Have actually, pre: Jango/Obi-Wan/Satine poly v, Mando'a Language – Freeform, do not repost to another site, Complete

Summary: Jango Fett and the Marching Dead have tracked kidnapped ade to the moon Zanbar. Their plan is simple: drop in hot and destroy the Kyr'tsad base to get the kids out before Tor's underlings can kill them in retaliation. They have no intention of involving their own prisoners. However, neither Obi-Wan Kenobi nor Satine Kryze have ever been content sitting quietly on the sidelines.

Fic 5 in the Mildly Eldritch series is now complete!

Enjoy!

[stealingpotatoes]

im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

[formlessvoidbeast]

“Ah.” That made perfect sense, really. Obi-Wan had hidden a blade, and now they wanted to be sure he couldn't conceal any more weapons. Honestly, it was astonishing that they'd let him keep his beskar'gam in the first place. He'd shown an inadvisable amount of independence and the grace they'd extended to him no longer applied. No one liked it when their prisoner acted on his own. Obi-Wan knew that. He did. But knowing intellectually that losing his armor was a reasonable consequence of his choice didn't provide any comfort. Knowing that he could endure the loss, had endured worse, didn't either. Without any input from his mind a hand had crossed over his chest, fingertips gripping hard around Ba'buir's bes'mabur, clinging. He could not make himself remove it.

come what come may -- Chapter 5

Nobody has a good time in today's chapter!

[formlessvoidbeast]

I missed the exact number, but over One Thousand People have now liked across the doorsill where the two worlds touch enough to publicly bookmark it!

You, also, may read a Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi sleeping beauty au, in which they're both horny teenagers and Mandalorian culture is thoroughly explored.

On the eve of the Dral'Han, a group of desperate Mandalorian Jedi used an experimental ritual to seal themselves away in beskar, waiting for a time of safety. Nearly seven hundred years later, Jango Fett has no idea what he’s getting himself into when he wakes the beautiful young seer at the center of the ritual with a Keldabe Kiss…

Please consider reading this Very Mandalorian fairy tale! I had a lot of fun writing it.

[formlessvoidbeast]

Satine was not surprised in the least that Ben's plan to add himself to the battle got her dragged out of their bunkroom and parked in the corner of the command center where Weves and her assistants (on internal comms and clearly coordinating the people on the ground) could keep a close eye on her.

What was unexpected was the way they visibly altered their judgment of her, just based on Ben's capacity for violence. They were blatant enough about it she probably would have picked on the assessing looks and approving air that followed, even if she hadn't spent her youngest years surrounded by armored beings to learn the body language.

She could have done without the approval that her beloved could become a nightmare of brutal death. One would think that beings who had died so violently themselves might have thought better of the glorification of violence.

come what come may -- chapter 4

[formlessvoidbeast]

Just found out some absolute fuckwad has posted one of my longfics to their google drive, with a link so people can download the epub, like AO3 doesn't already have that functionality. Like the fact that my fics are all archive locked and shown only to registered users might not be a Big Hint that I don't want people out of AO3 to be seeing them. Like I haven't long since removed every word I ever had the bad taste to put on google docs because I don't want my words fed to their shitty AI.

Anyway, if you needed me to tell you that it's Bad Form to repost people's fanfic elsewhere on the internet without their permission, I'm glad I told you not to be a shitty-ass reposter.

Ugh, what the fuck.