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russianblush

#ilya baby get behind me

russianblush

HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD

(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)

aemelia

Imagine Shane doing the peloton commercial and Ilya messages him as soon as he sees it and is like “make them take this down. now. right now” and Shane’s like “why???? what’s wrong with it” and Ilya is like “too sexy. you will make entire population of canada explode from lust. is that what you want?? scott hunter has already died they just announced. heart attack. rip ⚰️ he will not be missed but still. is sad”

gaynehollander

I'm actually not done talking about Shane playing Never Have I Ever. On several occasions one of the Centaurs says something Shane's never heard of before, and when he asks what it is Ilya shakes his head and says, "just drink."

gaynehollander

I'm actually not done talking about Shane playing Never Have I Ever. On several occasions one of the Centaurs says something Shane's never heard of before, and when he asks what it is Ilya shakes his head and says, "just drink."

4me2knowandyou2wonder

reblogging this onto my main so that maybe one day i will remember to come back and write it

lavenderprose

The thing about Hollanov is that they are constantly having nasty mean sex and Shane is like, yeah. That’s great that’s normal. As long as they kiss Shane is like Okay :) Yay :) Thanks Rozanov, see you in a few months. Stands up straightens his clothes and walks out the door and that’s it. Somewhere behind him Ilya is staring at the ceiling. Reeling.

Then they go to that god forsaken cottage and they have the kind of face-to-face under the blankets condomless sex that even the Pope couldn’t disapprove of and Shane is crying. Gnashing his teeth. Losing his fucking mind. The emotional release is fucking agony. Ilya says you are perfect you are beautiful and you are MINE and Shane almost safewords. Ilya says I’m making love to you do you like it do you like it when I make love to you and the bedsheets are tangled around Shane’s ankles and he feels like he’s going to die. Ilya says Shane Shane Shane and to Shane it’s the most perverted thing he has ever fucking done.

weewoo911

I think that Ilya, being both extremely hot and having a past reputation as a guy who was into casual hookups, would still get people hitting on him and trying to slide into his DMs even post-marriage, mistakenly thinking he’d be down to cheat.

And Ilya would act completely oblivious to those advances and be like “Ah yes I see the problem here, you simply haven’t heard about My Beautiful Husband Shane Hollander. In this essay I will-”

mrkestis

sinmonger

HEATED RIVALRY | From Page to Screen: Season 1, Episode 6 (2/2)

piratelilabard

i think heated rivalry is so good because the most unserious man alive picked up a book from one of the least serious genres of literature and decided to take it more seriously than anyone could have ever imagined

bizarrelittlemew

heated rivalry × tumblr posts (4/?)

bizarrelittlemew

heated rivalry × tumblr posts (3/?)

firstprinced

iconic moments from Heated Rivalry 1.02 Olympians (picture shane's arch and him getting ate in your mind palace, they're here in my heart)

bizarrelittlemew

heated rivalry × tumblr posts (2/?)

hyperfocusthusly

You know of all the things I can’t wait for in Season 2 the thing I can’t wait for the most is getting to watch Hudson Williams absolutely tear the face off whatever poor bastard gets hired to play The Commissioner