Space is Gay and so am I

The one and only Alan Tracy ready to rumble signs anon with🚀

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

apparently I'm supposed to make an introduction post?

Might as well go big or go home then!

It's the one and only Alan Tracy, best brother and best pilot, with the best ship. I'm here to embarrass my brothers, tell some stories, and have a good time. Just don't tell Scotty I'm- oh wait, I reblogged his post. Nevermind then.

I dunno about tags yet, probably gonna make some up later. Probably #space mail for asks and #alan talking for posts. Also #mun posting for ooc stuff

Bravest Tracy you'll meet (actually a little sensitive sometimes), no fears (totally true, don't ask-), never cried even once (also very much true, uh-huh). I'm always open for not-hugs though (normal hugs) and currently engaged to Brandon Berrenger <3

Maybe I'll give a tour of TB3 someday!

Btw if anyone's interested in rp-ing with Alien Allie, feel free to put (alien allie au) at the end of a starter and I'll roll with it!

Important stuff below the cut :3

Things to know about mun:

I like hurt/comfort a lot, and it shows in my replies💀 I try to tone it down but don't be surprised if Alan's a bit of a crybaby sometimes :(

I'm Dutch, I'm direct, so Alan will be too

I have a running gag of Alan being an alien so I may accidentally slip and dump some of that AU into a rp

things Allie won't do:

death

trauma w/o comfort

hurt w/o comfort

actual nsfw (guys Alan is like 16-18 c'mon)

more to be added if I find anything

mun info below the cut!

account run by @samcat71470558, likes and follows from there.

Hi, this is Mun, you can call me that or Sam (if u know me already). I run this account :3 neither me nor Allie are not allowed to drink so pls keep your messages appropriate.

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

I pray none of y'all every have to go through the horror I went through today.

We were having dinner (tatties, green beens and meatballs), ad Gordon told a stupid joke right as I had a big gulp of tattie in my mouth. I snorted. It went in and through my nose.

My nose hurts so bad.

[squidsinashirt]

Tattie. Tattie.

What has @bran-the-man done to you.

Was much worse having to watch it, trust me 🙂‍↔️

[bran-the-man]

Says you, Mr "Drinks Pimm's on the Lawn"!! Your girlfriend has like totally British-ed you more than I have Alan. You're being converted mate.

[squidsinashirt]

Oi, you keep your Pimms hate to yourself, Bearman. That stuff was amazing. British sangria. Who can hate that?!

[bran-the-man]

Bruv, Pimm's is like lush, what I'm saying is like you can't judge Alliebear for his britishisms when you're exactly the same.

[squidsinashirt]

Hey, I nearly got chased out the country for calling it fish and fries with a soda. Not the same, pal!

[thunderfledgeling]

Such a disaster to the English language, hasn't Lady P taught you anything? (;– –)

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

for real lmaoo

@squidsinashirt how? How on EARTH did you call it that? It's like... I mean, every single sign says "fish and CHIPS"...

Speaking of, I could go for some right now. Anyone want some too?

[bran-the-man]

What’s up Bear! I am like, the biggest bear head, so totally off the hook!!! You and Alan are like the CUTEST. Seriously, when are you moving in together? We need a whole like slice of life vid blog series!

Yo Bearhead!!!🐻 I'm like so hyped you dropped by my inbox!!🫶

Aw cheers mate, you're making me blush lol!!🥰 Truth is tho, we don't know like when or if we'll move in together yk? Here's some relationship wisdom for ya, sometimes you can't like put a deadline on things cos life has a way of throwing things at you that you like totally didn't expect and also sometimes you and your romantic buddy have lives that don't line up in all the ways you like want them to.

Like Alan is an Astronaut and rescues people, he lives on this island in the middle of the ocean, his fam are there, he's lived there like nearly his whole life and he wouldn't be able to do his job if he leaves. I'm a full time streamer yk? Like I travel the world and do some totally extreme stunts and at the end of the adventure I go home to England where my mum and my sister and all my mates are, if I left I'd be leaving all them behind. Our lives just like aren't at a place where we could move in together and it totally sucks 😓 but we still make time for eachother whenever we can and that's what's important yeah?💖 Maybe one day we'll be able to live together, maybe we won't but like rn is not the time my Bearhead.

Also, not to be a downer but don't like get your hopes up about a life vlog and all that. I don't mix work with not work.😅

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

totally agree dude, though I'd love to visit your mum during my next scheduled leave. From what I've heard she's awesomesauce. And it'd be nice to like, meet someone's mum who you're maybe gonna marry someday.

And the life vlog, like, my home's kinda top secret, I'm pretty sure Scott would explode if we filmed anything in there. And my work is 80% flying around different flight zones to clear out dangerous space trash, and the other 20% is sitting inside a rocket while travelling towards whatever emergency is next. It's really not that interesting.

You'd be better off sticking with Bran's awesome stunt vlogs, those have more action than most of the stuff I do, lol.

[squidsinashirt]

Hi Gordon! What’s your favourite thing from Lush?

This has been in the inbox for months. I’m so sorry 😥

Buuuut this made me think of an answer so…

This guy right here.

Except I have to hide it on the island as Alan once ate a handful and has not quit complaining about it since 🙂‍↔️

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

okay but in my defence, it was open on the counter, and it REALLY smells like banana-flavour candy. Like, insanely like it.

and I was hungry.

[squidsinashirt]

It says shampoo RIGHT THERE.

It was the crunchy of the sugar that really added to the look of horror… ✨

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

as I said, it was OPEN. I COULDN'T SEE THE LID. And fyi, it didn't actually taste all that bad after the fact.

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

I pray none of y'all every have to go through the horror I went through today.

We were having dinner (tatties, green beens and meatballs), ad Gordon told a stupid joke right as I had a big gulp of tattie in my mouth. I snorted. It went in and through my nose.

My nose hurts so bad.

[squidsinashirt]

Tattie. Tattie.

What has @bran-the-man done to you.

Was much worse having to watch it, trust me 🙂‍↔️

[bran-the-man]

Says you, Mr "Drinks Pimm's on the Lawn"!! Your girlfriend has like totally British-ed you more than I have Alan. You're being converted mate.

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

@squidsinashirt don't you tell me what to call potats, old man. You're just mad I have a more creative vocabulary than you.

Thanks for defending me, dude. And don't believe him, feeling was MUCH worse than seeing.

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

I pray none of y'all every have to go through the horror I went through today.

We were having dinner (tatties, green beens and meatballs), ad Gordon told a stupid joke right as I had a big gulp of tattie in my mouth. I snorted. It went in and through my nose.

My nose hurts so bad.

[squidsinashirt]

Hi Gordon! What’s your favourite thing from Lush?

This has been in the inbox for months. I’m so sorry 😥

Buuuut this made me think of an answer so…

This guy right here.

Except I have to hide it on the island as Alan once ate a handful and has not quit complaining about it since 🙂‍↔️

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

okay but in my defence, it was open on the counter, and it REALLY smells like banana-flavour candy. Like, insanely like it.

and I was hungry.

[brains-ir]

A favourite past time of mine, seeing just how many fun secret gadgets I can fit into a suit!

I'm trying to figure out how to line the suite jacket with a fire resistant material I have, without making it too bulky.

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

can I help? I actually kinda like sewing, even if I don't really have time for it between calls :(

[brains-ir]

Of course! I always appreciate an extra hand.

Perhaps you can suggest some gadget ideas for your own suit?

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

OH OH YEA PLEASE!

some of these are gonna be kinda stupid though, so like, bear with me.

tiny speaker in a collar or tie

POCKET. EXTENSIONS. WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL USUALLY...

just straight up a hologram projector in some kinda neckwear so I don't have to wear a suit (they usually feel wayyy too tight on my neck :[)

water pouch hidden in shoulder pad with a straw (camelback), because fancy parties never have just. flat water?

invisible gloves so they can't fingerprint trace us in case of secret spies n stuff

That's about it, I think. What do you need me to do now? If you're finished with 'em I'll close the crotch and side seams on those pants

[brains-ir]

I can definitely do all that!

That would be very useful, thank you. I could also use help with choosing a fabric for the pocket square. (It doubles as a signal jammer, just place it over the chosen device and it will stop if from receiving or transmitting signals!)

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

you can?! Thanks!

I'll close it now, judging by the length these are Scott's? He'd love a bright pink-wit-hearts pocket square, that would go well with this nice steely blue.

Kidding, kidding. Maybe this one? It's like, goldish yellow, if we add some other yellow accents (maybe the buttons and holes?) it could work nicely me thinks. Maybe making the entire inner lining of the suit yellow would be a bit extreme...

[brains-ir]

That sounds like a great idea! And the extra yellow accents would really bring it all together

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

I can see if we have cufflinks in gold too, that would be fun! But we gotta make sure it's not too much yellow, otherwise it'll start looking silly :/

Honestly, he'd almost get away with just wearing his usual shoes with this colour combination xD

[brains-ir]

A favourite past time of mine, seeing just how many fun secret gadgets I can fit into a suit!

I'm trying to figure out how to line the suite jacket with a fire resistant material I have, without making it too bulky.

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

can I help? I actually kinda like sewing, even if I don't really have time for it between calls :(

[brains-ir]

Of course! I always appreciate an extra hand.

Perhaps you can suggest some gadget ideas for your own suit?

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

OH OH YEA PLEASE!

some of these are gonna be kinda stupid though, so like, bear with me.

tiny speaker in a collar or tie

POCKET. EXTENSIONS. WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL USUALLY...

just straight up a hologram projector in some kinda neckwear so I don't have to wear a suit (they usually feel wayyy too tight on my neck :[)

water pouch hidden in shoulder pad with a straw (camelback), because fancy parties never have just. flat water?

invisible gloves so they can't fingerprint trace us in case of secret spies n stuff

That's about it, I think. What do you need me to do now? If you're finished with 'em I'll close the crotch and side seams on those pants

[brains-ir]

I can definitely do all that!

That would be very useful, thank you. I could also use help with choosing a fabric for the pocket square. (It doubles as a signal jammer, just place it over the chosen device and it will stop if from receiving or transmitting signals!)

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

you can?! Thanks!

I'll close it now, judging by the length these are Scott's? He'd love a bright pink-wit-hearts pocket square, that would go well with this nice steely blue.

Kidding, kidding. Maybe this one? It's like, goldish yellow, if we add some other yellow accents (maybe the buttons and holes?) it could work nicely me thinks. Maybe making the entire inner lining of the suit yellow would be a bit extreme...

[brains-ir]

A favourite past time of mine, seeing just how many fun secret gadgets I can fit into a suit!

I'm trying to figure out how to line the suite jacket with a fire resistant material I have, without making it too bulky.

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

can I help? I actually kinda like sewing, even if I don't really have time for it between calls :(

[brains-ir]

Of course! I always appreciate an extra hand.

Perhaps you can suggest some gadget ideas for your own suit?

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

OH OH YEA PLEASE!

some of these are gonna be kinda stupid though, so like, bear with me.

tiny speaker in a collar or tie

POCKET. EXTENSIONS. WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL USUALLY...

just straight up a hologram projector in some kinda neckwear so I don't have to wear a suit (they usually feel wayyy too tight on my neck :[)

water pouch hidden in shoulder pad with a straw (camelback), because fancy parties never have just. flat water?

invisible gloves so they can't fingerprint trace us in case of secret spies n stuff

That's about it, I think. What do you need me to do now? If you're finished with 'em I'll close the crotch and side seams on those pants

[brains-ir]

A favourite past time of mine, seeing just how many fun secret gadgets I can fit into a suit!

I'm trying to figure out how to line the suite jacket with a fire resistant material I have, without making it too bulky.

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

can I help? I actually kinda like sewing, even if I don't really have time for it between calls :(

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

A lot of young people look up to you as one of the youngest astronauts in history. What advice do you have for any young person looking to become an astronaut themselves?

- Global News 🌐

well... There's a lot actually. Lemme sit down for this one.

...ahem.

research the requirements of your local space program

eat healthy

get fit, like REALLY fit

fix your sleep schedule

have a dad that is an astronaut who teaches you personally and takes you flying in an actual rocket because you're papa's special boy

send a message to your local space program asking for helpful resources

play flight sims on your computer (yea, really)

Hope this helps!

Okay, point 5 is kinda a joke, ik.

[thunderthirstbot]

Can we talk about Scott's damn dimple for a moment? Ah~ Fuck! 😩🥺❤️‍🔥

We could talk about Scotty the Hotty’s dimples all day long 😩🥵🔥🤤

[scramjettracy]

That does it I’m wearing a balaclava in public from now on.

[womble1]

That may unlock a different kink.... Tread carefully commander

[scramjettracy]

Oh good grief.

At least they wouldn’t know it was me?

Y’know for all his faults, @hatsnothoods might have been on to something with his face hologram device. Much like the balaclava - bad if used for crimes, but beneficial if you are at risk of being followed by drooling thirst zombies…

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

I'd still be careful Scott, they also really like Ghost from call of duty. Maybe a paper bag is a better idea

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

What are your plans / hopes / dreams for the next year? How about 5?

How about 10?

uhhh idk

one of them is not dying in space, another not dying on earth. Then comes marrying my bf @bran-the-man in a few years, graduating online college (engineering), and getting a pet. Maybe flying an oldscool F-16 too, if I can rope @scramjettracy into that. He knows which strings to pull to get that rolling. Could be a fun bro day activity :3

[zero-xlent]

I doubt it’s an insinuation. Just commenting that perhaps letting a non-street-smart teenager out so freely could leave him vulnerable and who knows what might happen to him. Oh dear.

Yeah that wasn’t even hard to figure out, pal. You really have yourself away with the last comment. Like my eldest said, Alan is a perfectly capable young man and not only does he have his brother with him, but an entire support network around him.

And let it be known that if anyone tries to hurt a hair on my babies’ heads, I will hunt them to the ends of the god damn solar system.

Besides, you don’t think we have plenty of safety measures?

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

brains implemented tech from John's undercover suit into my clothes! The sides of my sunglasses have lasers! :DD

[zero-xlent]

Well ain’t that something, kiddo. Just don’t go telling about all of them, you need to make sure you keep people guessing, okay?

You and Gordon having a good time? I saw you’re headed into Kansas, anything fun planned?

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

Yea, Gordon's taking me to an old school rodeo, actually! Gonna be fun to be around horses again, maybe even ride one.

[zero-xlent]

I doubt it’s an insinuation. Just commenting that perhaps letting a non-street-smart teenager out so freely could leave him vulnerable and who knows what might happen to him. Oh dear.

Yeah that wasn’t even hard to figure out, pal. You really have yourself away with the last comment. Like my eldest said, Alan is a perfectly capable young man and not only does he have his brother with him, but an entire support network around him.

And let it be known that if anyone tries to hurt a hair on my babies’ heads, I will hunt them to the ends of the god damn solar system.

Besides, you don’t think we have plenty of safety measures?

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

brains implemented tech from John's undercover suit into my clothes! The sides of my sunglasses have lasers! :DD

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

Not jealous. That would be ridiculous. The whole thing is however — ridiculous.

oh hi anon from Gorb! I'm afraid I'll have to tell you this...

love wins.

And Lady P truly loves my idiot brother, I can't quite understand it either, but it's true. They're cute together honestly, and I can only hope that you, Anon, may once experience love like them.

[squidsinashirt]

That’s about the nicest thing you’ve ever said in relation to me, Sprout 😌

However, Anons going for baby brother is not permitted, so now I need to go talk to Johnny 🙂‍↔️

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

well you know bro, I DO like you. I may tease you, and bully you a little sometimes, butttt... you're still my brother. And I could never hate your stupid face xP

also you REEK, how long were you on mission? Grandma's cookies are like a delicious fragrance compared to this😭✌️

[squidsinashirt]

The duality of brotherhood right there ladies and gentlemen 😌🫶🏻

Do you know how hard it is to swim twenty people, in a raging current, back to safety? In the dark? And the waves? I was just heading for a shower buuuuuut now maybe I need to express my brotherly love for you.

C’mere and have a biiiiig hug 😏

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

NOOO NO NO DON'T-

damnit bro, really? Now I have to take a shower too, and my hair's all messed up now, and... and...

...this is kinda nice...

I wanna be mad but I also can't because this feels kinda good actually. Even if you stink. You're lucky I'm touch starved Squid >:(

...How much time would you hypothetically have to like, hug and hang out right now?

[squidsinashirt]

See? Stinky big brother knows best 🙂‍↔️

All the time in the world, Sprout. At least until John has another Situation. Wanna lemme get a shower and we can stick a movie on after? 🫶🏻

[thunderbird-3-best-bird]

Yea, that'd be real nice. I'll find a good one while you shower and then grab some popcorn.