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he/him Certified human fucker

[thunderclapper-official]

(This is a rp blog, mostly shitposts in here)

Intro: I'm Thunderclapper (he/him) also know as Thundercracker, or Thunderfreaker and many, many more aliases. Don't hold me accountable for any shat that I say, I'm not mentally stable/silly

About me: I am a blue seeker, I love human fanfiction, I might read smut (plz don't tell Starbitch or Skyfuck) , I might be a little bit of a war criminal but hey I'm just a mech. I'm dyslexic seeker, Megatron beats me up for it every night... I like dogs, I swear I never touched dark energon I'm just like this naturally. I'm not a human fucker, I promise you.

About thus blog: I love human's culture so I decided, unknowingly to my pack (the seeker trine) to start a silly blog on this tumblr.com, I stole a phone from this random organic, here are the other blogs if you are interested in this human's stuff:

Cherub (main blog)

Simon (oc side blog)

Boundaries & rules: NO NSFW, I get that I'm sexy but say away from me. ONLY SFW let's keep it family friendly (I think if you're reading this with your family you guys have issues/silly) ASK ME OUT, plz ask BEFORE romancing me. We can all be friends expect you Motorfucker, ASK ARE ALWAYS OPEN Don't shy I don't bite, unless you are Motorfreak (I don't like that guy) DON'T BE A WEIRDO, I might get scared and disintegrate you.

[thunderclapper-official]

*throws cheese at Thundercracker*

CHEESE

*sobs in the corner*

Not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again, not again.

*the voices, the fucking voices/ref*

(TC has a bit of PTSD when someone throws cheese at him)

[thunderclapper-official]

I've been gone for a while now gang, what happened? Did I miss something very *important*, like very important... like someone falling in love?

[astarmustburn-offical]

Skyfire is assisting me in my efforts to save our species... In terms of "falling in love," I can't tell you much.

[thunderclapper-official]

Oh cool- wait! Are you one of them- how did the organics call them?? Ah, yes. Are you one of them "sigma alpha male"? Is Skyfire an "omega"?/j

[astarmustburn-offical]

... What.

OOC: I have a rule against interaction with brainrot words, but it's fine strictly for this thread, as long as it doesn't happen again. No need to worry or anything, just keep that in mind! And I'm still good with shitposts, just not those.

[thunderclapper-official]

What...? Oh sorry- my vocalizer must be malfunctioning, I'm gonna get that check out.

OOC: Sorry! I'll keep it in mind, I will ask first in the future, I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. Thanks for letting me know.

[astarmustburn-offical]

I will contact a medic...

OOC: It's alright, don't worry!

[thunderclapper-official]

Thank you bro

[thunderclapper-official]

*There's a table here*

*Flip it?*

@prowl-desk

Oh? A table? Perfect! *sits down and starts writing the most, delicious, scrumptious, juicy, immaculate fanfiction ever*

[solidstate113]

[thunderclapper-official]

I've been gone for a while now gang, what happened? Did I miss something very *important*, like very important... like someone falling in love?

[astarmustburn-offical]

Skyfire is assisting me in my efforts to save our species... In terms of "falling in love," I can't tell you much.

[thunderclapper-official]

Oh cool- wait! Are you one of them- how did the organics call them?? Ah, yes. Are you one of them "sigma alpha male"? Is Skyfire an "omega"?/j

[astarmustburn-offical]

... What.

OOC: I have a rule against interaction with brainrot words, but it's fine strictly for this thread, as long as it doesn't happen again. No need to worry or anything, just keep that in mind! And I'm still good with shitposts, just not those.

[thunderclapper-official]

What...? Oh sorry- my vocalizer must be malfunctioning, I'm gonna get that check out.

OOC: Sorry! I'll keep it in mind, I will ask first in the future, I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. Thanks for letting me know.

[thunderclapper-official]

I've been gone for a while now gang, what happened? Did I miss something very *important*, like very important... like someone falling in love?

[astarmustburn-offical]

Skyfire is assisting me in my efforts to save our species... In terms of "falling in love," I can't tell you much.

[thunderclapper-official]

Oh cool- wait! Are you one of them- how did the organics call them?? Ah, yes. Are you one of them "sigma alpha male"? Is Skyfire an "omega"?/j

[thunderclapper-official]

Ok- Here goes--!

*Poses dramatically, briefly slipping on the wall and standing at an awkward angle*

Did- did it hurt when you-

SHIT MY FLASH CARDS-

UH- ER- EHUWEUH-

G- Gr-

Ground bee f..?

...

*The anon melts into a puddle of embarrassment and flashcards*

*blushes* well hi there puddle I'm Thunderclapper- FRAG!! I meant I'm Thundercracker.

I *Stammers* yes it hurt when I feel into the meat grinder, no, I rather not talk about it- just one word "mass displacement" and a bit too many drinks- I wasn't allowed near a organic made machine ever since.

(Ooc: flirt with him he loves it, he's very lonely.😭😭😭)

[thunderclapper-official]

do you use goonercracker too

How did you know that goonetcarker is my username on ao3??!??! Are you a fan of my Cybertronian x human work?^^

[thunderclapper-official]

I've been gone for a while now gang, what happened? Did I miss something very *important*, like very important... like someone falling in love?

[thunderclapper-official]

Thundercracker.

Have you suffered damage to your brain module?

I have noticed a significant behavioral shift in you... I am concerned.

—Grand Marshal Starscream

No, Starscream, I didn't suffer from brain damage. How did you find this account...? You weren’t suppose to see this side of me. My apologies you weren’t meant to see this, please don't tell the others.

[thunderclapper-official]

Is this canon?

HOW DID YOU CAPTURE HIS BEUTY SO WELL? (Yes he’s just in denial...)

@motormaster-official

[thunderclapper-official]

Ohhhh this is getting heated! 👀

I miss him 💔💔💔

[thunderclapper-official]

Hey Tc i heard that Motormaster has a biiigggg fat crush on you! Like omg so tsundere!!!!!!

Really? Omg *blushes blue* well... *giggles* he is very handsome! *kicks my feet* (I'm so processor fried that I don't remember the cybertronian terminology for feet) tell him that I miss him ;> 💋💋💋

[motormaster-official]

I don't, frag off!

[thunderclapper-official]

YOU BROKE MY SPARK I'LL BUST YOR KNEECAPS 💔💔💔💔💔

[motormaster-official]

GOOD FRAGGING LUCK!

[thunderclapper-official]

Sweetspark, come back I'm sorry!!

[thunderclapper-official]

Hey Tc i heard that Motormaster has a biiigggg fat crush on you! Like omg so tsundere!!!!!!

Really? Omg *blushes blue* well... *giggles* he is very handsome! *kicks my feet* (I'm so processor fried that I don't remember the cybertronian terminology for feet) tell him that I miss him ;> 💋💋💋

[motormaster-official]

I don't, frag off!

[thunderclapper-official]

YOU BROKE MY SPARK I'LL BUST YOR KNEECAPS 💔💔💔💔💔

[thunderclapper-official]

Hey Tc i heard that Motormaster has a biiigggg fat crush on you! Like omg so tsundere!!!!!!

Really? Omg *blushes blue* well... *giggles* he is very handsome! *kicks my feet* (I'm so processor fried that I don't remember the cybertronian terminology for feet) tell him that I miss him ;> 💋💋💋

[thunderclapper-official]

@motormaster-official if you see someone saying that I have a crush on you ITS NOT TURE FUCK OFF