Which PRETENTIOUS AFTPIPE would be the most convincing partner in a FAKE DATING SCENARIO?
Blast Off
Dead End
Hook
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Deadend would be the most natural about it and the least obviously fake and/or neglectful.
Hook would ignore your ass in favor of anything else. Would not commit to it at all
Hook would be overthinking it and end up trying too hard and everyone would realize by like the second week. Would commit to the bit incorrectly
Deadend has “fuck it we ball” energy. You talking about the date yall def went on? “Oh yea, the library” he will yes and whatever story you have going on, it won’t be high effort, don’t misunderstand, but he is never paying attention to anything and is perfectly good at making shit up on the go to pretend he was.
