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[manuelmoncayo]

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therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman

Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume

Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest

Peter Parker losing said contest

Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

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reapersun:

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Happy Deadpool Day! Er, I mean Valentine’s Day! no I mean deadpool day everyone go see deadpool today with ur sweeties

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I'm sorry to bother but I can't find your rules because your theme on my screen scoots to the right a bit more

         i’m not actually able to fix it up right at this moment, but if you zoom out it should be on the right side of the description box. sorry about that !  my computer screen is quite large, so that could be why ???  i’ll definitely fix up the proportions when i get home !  thank you for letting me know. 

[susebron]

[jeangrey]

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groot:

What happened to your face? It’s filthy.

[whatsbrakebills-deactivated2023]

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teamunderoos:

“You’re going home or I’ll call Aunt May. You’re done!

[daredevils-deactivated20160916]

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therealklt:

Peter Parker caught in an endless five year loop. Reliving High School over, and over, and over. Tasting the victory of adulthood for only a moment before he’s snapped back to a teenage hellscape. Free him.

[herenolonger]

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youngjaes:

You got heart kid.

[lordchainsaw-deactivated2022041]

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darevdevil:

I’ll love you long after you’re gone And long after you’re gone, gone, gone.

[alecblushed]

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punny.

      ❝It’s a very divisive issue. This is new, usually this is the part where my friends roll their eyes and walk away because they can’t handle a good pun.❞

     ❛   we’re a  rare  breed, y’know. s’ an  elite  group of people, very difficult to track down.   ❜

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gwen stacy.

          ❝  yes …. REALLY.  ❞  &  there’s that toothy, radiant smile that could end wars and cure cancer. (   in this case, make peter parker even a bigger  m e s s  than he already is   ) . looking anywhere but him seems to be a battle long lost at this point, and so she lets her eyes flick over they boy until they settle on that one part of him where they shouldn’t be  LINGERING  at all —– his  l i p s. it’s brief though, because as soon as gwen realizes her mistake (   even if it doesn’t feel like one   ) , she mentally slaps herself. 

  ❛❛   next monday ; pick me up at six. you still remember where i live, right ?

   ❛   apartment 2016,   ❜  it’s almost  automatic,  an involuntary  slip  that has slight colour rosying at his cheeks. was it  weird  of him to know it off by heart, already ?  probably. he couldn’t help it. for a guy who had a  tendency  for tardiness and forgetfulness, that was one of the things that  stuck.  ❛   do we need to... uh, y’know.  colour...  coordinate  or ?   ❜

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abort.

                    A pout, deep down she had put her hopes on him, it would have been a godsend, but clearly she had a long away ahead before getting what she wanted      ‘   jarvis ?  —-  okay…   ‘    a bright smile as her gaze drops and shifts back up to him   ‘   you don’t work here do you ?   ’    he is nervous, that she can tell, she lives surrounded by liars, it comes as a natural skill to be able to recognize deceivers     ‘   and i thought you were a nice guy…   ’ 

   ❛   ... no,   ❜  his head drops, nonplussed. he’s not even supposed to be  here,  let alone  pretending  to be an employee. fingers scratching along his scalp, he chewed his inner cheek before attempting to convey some form of  apology.  ❛   i’m - actually not...  supposed  to be in here, i was trying to find doctor stevens... for my  biology  assignment. i’m really sorry - i wasn’t...    ❜ he trailed off with a slight  grimace,  brows pinching, apologetically. 

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gwen.

         “Oh, I do! But at the same time–super corny! You know–I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t seem to put it down.”

    ❛   oh. oh no,   ❜  peter’s upper lip  curls,  nose scrunched, however, his eyes give away his  amusement.  ❛   that was  terrible.  i’m sorry. just -  awful.   ❜