I ate 500 frogs

everyone in the universe is going to die

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for those in our hearts who did not make it to the new year . . .

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there will be signs when i enter your life

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but there will be none when i leave it

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there will be signs when i enter your life

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confession booths need to have a box of tissues so you can wipe off when youre done making the guy on the other side smell it

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ancient conical structures once walked where we built our roads and cities and mused upon the nature of post-2020 kanye

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i need a release

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Rumors state you've been under heavy scrutiny from the Romanian government. Care to comment?

there are still places on earth where unknown bodies move in the hills and long for warmth. fuck this age of science man frankenstein needs my pussy

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i cant kill myself i got white dudes to outlive

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this selfcest shit is going to catch up with me

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Thwrang Thwrang Sahur, I keep mistaking Brad Pitt for Obama Bamam Barack do I have diseases?

sanitarium graduate asks a career veteran for a diagnosis

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boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. girls go to venus to wet their penis.

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GOP reportedly contracting scott cawthon to oversee the creation of the pseudointelligent endoskeleton that will be piloting mr. mcconnell for the next few months

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you sickos might be giving your KIDS "the talk" but MY child will be raised blindfolded and contained from the neck down in a frigid box so they cannot see or sense their own genitals let alone anyone elses

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undeniable eugenicist slant to fortnites new matchmaking system that nobody wants to talk about

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forbes backed study reveals melatonin gummies inextricably linked to erectile malfunction in type a personalities

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new gen z remake of the office in the works and this time we promise there wont be any more jokes about how weird it is that there are well-documented and highly sophisticated tunnels underneath antarctica's surface and yet most american-made media still continues to push the notion that an entire continent somehow consists entirely of barren desert of little interest

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my hairline is not and will never be the issue