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My profession is lovely, thank you very much.

Sharp tongue there, friend.

#Vincent Thorne #*headdesk*#thytus why

I don't envy you, your profession.

My tongue is quite powerful, you yourself can attest to that.

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How dull your job seem to be.

No, both for my and the child’s sake.

#Vincent Thorne #he's a horrible smart ass

As compared to what profession you have?

I can't imagine a child as ugly as you, it would be a pity to see one

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I suppose that is the beauty and the sadness of being with a man.

You make it sound so tragic. A man in my position doesn't have children. I protect other people's children.

Do you desire children some day?

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The process of creating the children are not that tedious. Although, I’m not quite sure how that would…work with you? Preferences and all.

I happen to trying to make children, recently not with those able

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I don’t think she’ll like picking from a hat, considering the choices.

But no, I am not going to marry the princess. You interested?

No and unless I have some stream of bad luck, I have no intention of marrying.

One lover is enough to fill my attentions, imagine a wife demanding children.

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Dead, alone and without wine. That sounds like hell

#Vincent Thorne #you'd like that Thyus #just a big procession #and then pick from a hat

Sounds dreadful. So are you going to marry the princess?

Or is she just going to pick from a hat.

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I can’t say no to that. What’s worst than hypocrisy, right?”

#Vincent Thorne #you should know thytus

Being dead might be worse

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"Thytus please, we’re in public."

#Devon Verglas #did he actually just cut it out for devon #wow

Alright, I'll attempt to behave

I'll save my flirtations for later

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"You’ve got- something- on your back. Did you know?"

#Devon Verglas #i swear that response his thytus' fault #he wasn't going to be a flirtatious bastard #and then #i don't even know with him #*headdesk*

A shame it isn't you

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I won’t call that peace of mind, really. The imagery is quite..vivid.

#Vincent Thorne #good morning #my dog decided waking me up at 7 was a good idea #so i've been awake for far too long already

No more vivid than any of your escapades, I'm certain.

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I…well that’s quite grand… for the both of you.

#Vincent thorne #jfc thytus #i hope devon slaps the shit out of you for being a pervert #did you hear that caroline?#that was my headdesking at thytus

And for your peace of mind, he walks on two legs, not four. Although I'd like him on four more often with me

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He? It’s a he?

#Vincent Thorne #I squealed in delighjt #it's beautiful

Yes, he is a he.

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Unconventional? What are you, courting a horse? Last I check, there was no laws written regarding that.

#Vincent Thorne #this is why these two shouldn't be friends #Thytus is a smart ass back

I don't think he'd like being called a horse

Perhaps more of a sturdy dog

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The Princess and I.. we have our own type of relationship. I can’t see myself to marry to begin with, let alone marry her.

#Vincent Thorne #his way of saying #my girlfriend is a man

I understand that, I cannot marry, mainly because I am spoken for, but the relationship I have with my lover...is not a conventional one

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Have you heard the news? I assume the entire country has heard the news.

#Vincent Thorne #that's a good thing isn't it?

The princess must pick a husband, yes I've heard. Although you don't look too happy to be among the choices.

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Interesting point. I never noticed that.

Don't look so glum, friend