Fuck the world its my life @tiamaria987-blog - Tumblr Blog

parker-industries

Peter: *sneaking in through the window at 2am*

May: *swiveling her chair around and flicking the light on*

May: and where were you?

Peter: I was…out on a mission with Mr Stark.

Tony: *swiveling around his own chair* want to try that again?

pooh-and-friends

RARE PICTURES OF EEYORE SMILING

castielsteenwolf

Good post OP

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins

reblog for good luck and happiness

aestheticfelicity

tiamaria987-blog

This can’t be more true

amateur

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garfield-baybee

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

nounamegirl

I am REALLY needing anything good, even if it’s just 5 cents on the floor

illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

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Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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☝🏾😂

callmedeku24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

emeraldmercury

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

blackgirlart

2 million people aren’t wrong

ruby-white-rabbit

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

ruby-white-rabbit

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

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This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

rainnecassidy

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.

raggedyanndy

revengar

I have no idea what’s going on here

witchaj

Back in the early aughts, when many millenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules of The Game are as follows: Everyone is always playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, “I just lost The Game!” thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game’s popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming “You just lost The Game!” Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of “Fuck you!” could be heard for miles. These people thrived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeling of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep from losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when causing others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday when we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game.

nyamafriend

I’m really upset that i never knew about this

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i still have no idea what is going on here

maubaey

I won it

jaskaliina

NO U DIDN’T U CAN’T WIN THE GAME YOU LOSER

also this explanation is on point, i’m happy that the word of The Game is spread here on tumblr

I lost the game, and i’m happy to say that

windows-operating-system-deacti

I don’t give a fuck

dyke-werewolf

The only winning is not caring any more

squeeful

The Game is like thermodynamics. You can’t win, you can’t break even, and you can’t get out of The Game.

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I hadn’t thought of The Game for years until I saw this post and I immediately reblogged it so that all others who saw it and knew would also lose The Game.

tiamaria987-blog

My 16 year old sister plays this now and keeps saying “I’ve lost the game”