[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[tibby2305]

If anyone that reads this is consider visiting or moving to Scotland, it does have many good points but it did also make the news that you could see the sun here today sooo

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[buttpoems]

embarrassing myself

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[targetedknowledge]

[bathroomcube]

[levireblogs]

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

link to post

[swordofwit]

A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

"The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter."

[beardedmrbean]

[foxglovefaun]

y’all pls u this vid fucks so hard

Sir Ian McKellen shouts:

“Painted whores! Sexual gladiators! Fiercely old party children! Wake from their slumber to debut the bacchanal! Come into the light! Come into the light!”

[mortalityplays]

my whole experience of taylor swift for the past decade has been periodically scrolling past social media posts where people clown on her with parody lyrics like "I was a firetruck and you were a fire / my siren song sparked love's funeral pyre" and then learning over the next ten minutes with the creeping dread of a babysitter hearing noises from the utility room in an 80s slasher movie that they're real it's all real this is who our nation's therapists and HR managers consider to be millennial sylvia plath

[ymutate]

Anna Syperek (Canadian, b.1949)

"Little Red Cabin in Lanark," 2019

Watercolor

[anxietyproblem]

[sindar-princeling]

I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

[sindar-princeling]

apparently it's not common knowledge that he was 18 at the time (insert that xkcd comic, you know which) but. yeah

"let's task this teenager with the monster assignment of portraying trauma of war in a quiet and subtle way. what can go wrong" and then somehow nothing did. because he killed the role

[amediocregamer]

*shaking, losing sight of all sense of identity, questioning humanity* I gotta learn to sew man. I gotta learn to sew a plushie or else I'm gonna die