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dea (not affiliated with the DEA) 17 she/her • bisexual

[fruiitlins]

spirits and such

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[grandpajoebucket]

Cheer up charlie

[anxietyproblem]

[aropride]

walking into a museum and the little info cards by each artwork just says "credit to the artist!" "lmk if ur the artist and want me to tag u" "found this on pinterest :)"

[aropride]

[shencomix]

Oh, so you’re a himejoshu? Name every woman.

UH

UM

HELEN OF TROY

UH

MARGARET THATCHER

UHH

OKAY OKAY I GOT THIS

HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE

[crayolascribblz]

it's like we're in some sort of [CRASH ZONE]

[megreez]

My first pencil drawings of Subnautica ><

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm

[alphagodith]

and not everything that causes you harm will be unpleasant at the time

[theendingofthewordsisalmsivi]

[jockinit]

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

[mindflamer]

original by clairetablizo

[catchymemes]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

My coworker completely misreads our maintenance guy’s vibes… he sees a big fuzzy bearded dude who works outside and thinks he must be super macho, completely missing all the bisexual tabletop gamer coding in his mannerisms. So when maintenance guy and I greet each other like high camp theatre nerds with a series of bows and flourishes and made-up titles, coworker is SO visibly confused and thinks I must have trained him to do this.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yeah he is my thrall now. I clicker-trained him with football hamburger gun and now he rolls for initiative at my command.

[newathens]

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

[newathens]

[madeofvoid-deactivated20250113]

[cat-mermaid]

i can't fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call "The Claims Adjuster" because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

[beautifulfic-deactivated2015091]

The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

[beautifulfic-deactivated2015091]

Years after this, I still have the same postman. He still always wears trousers, but every time I answer the door, I’m pretty sure we both remember this incident.