Wolf In Sheep's Clothing

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[markodragic]

might fuck around and come up with the funniest possible fan cast for rdr2

[markodragic]

Arthur: aphex twin

John: tommy wiseau

Dutch: serj tankian

Sadie: yolandi visser

Hosea: david lynch

Charles: mc ride

Karen: trisha paytas

Lenny: ksi

Tilly: tiffany pollard

Mary-Beth: boxxy

Sean: domhnall gleeson but he’s on pcp and every half hour someone frantically tells him his hair is full of spiders

Swanson: neil breen

Javier: martin cabello

Pearson: buddy from cake boss

Strauss: reviewbrah

Susan: sharon osbourne

Molly: chris fleming

Abigail: grimes

Trelawny: barry chuckle

Bill: keemstar

Micah: joe exotic

Uncle: diogenes

[markodragic]

MASSIVE apologies for forgetting kieran. I diagnose him murr from impractical jokers

[tieddyedhoodies]

No way 😭😭

[doomh3ad]

i'm a whore for him (he is is deeply damaged and mentally unstable)

[jukeboxindie]

i absolutely adore trelawny

[roostersbf]

Whiplash gifssssss like the scene where he's like pouring sweat and homie teacher is yelling at him (ik that's the whole movie)

<333

MILES TELLER as ANDREW NEIMAN in WHIPLASH

[feral-on-main]

Max: I don't think we can manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one guys..

Travis, holding up a bat: alright, manslaughter it is then.

[teriongai-deactivated20230430]

👮🏻‍♂️DOES THIS 😡😡😡LOOK 🤨🤨LIKE THE 😤GOD DAMNED🤬🤬 HARBINGER MOTEL 🏨 TO YOU!?!?🔍🔍🕵🏻‍♂️

*an upbeat version of Fly Me To The Moon starts playing*

[harmlesslogic]

bruises and scratches litter my arms

do you still love me?

[astraldemise]

remember in skyrim how you were hired to exterminate some rats in a brewery only to find that they were all originating from a cave deep underground and being controlled by some gollum lifestyle living guy creating a rat army to attack the nearest city as his first stop in his plans for rat fueled destruction and then you just never mention that to anyone ever

[krykky]

yeah cause i'm not a fuckin snitch

[moonlightsapphic]

yes

[queenie435]

It’s almost Pride Month!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[rusted-lust-not-active]

we need bisexual vampire rep.

we need pansexual vampire rep.

we need asexual vampire rep.

we need transgender vampire rep.

[tieddyedhoodies]

why are you gay

Rude ass

[heresylog]

Are nuns allowed to have sex with Jesus? I don’t mean it metaphorically, I mean if Jesus Christ came to Earth, does the Church forbid nuns from having sex with their husband?

I think when Jesus comes back we will have much bigger things to worry about.

[heyitsphoenixx]

NATURE IS HEALING

[analikalee]

[maturiin]

“dutch caught me trying to steal from him. i thought he was gonna kill me, but we looked at each other and– we saw something…….”

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[triedandtrued]

TODAY

[335am]

holy shit its the last one

[cylonbarnes]

here’s to the next six years of thursday the 20th!