Faith, Trust and Alcohol

Hey. The name's Tiff. I'm 28 years old. Guidance counselor at the school here and town drunk. Got a dog named Goose and a kid named Mal. I've lived here in Disney for quite a while now. Don't know me? That's your loss.

[tiffany-the-bell]

still a piece of garbage

[tiffany-the-bell]

mrxpeterxpan:

“We’re going to have so many pixie sticks, it’ll be crazy.  It’s too bad that we can’t figure out a way to just create like a river of pixie stick dust or something.  That’d be awesome.  And, of course, our kids would have to be immortal too.  And that way, they’d never, ever grow up.”  Furrowing his eyebrows, Peter wasn’t completely oblivious to the shift in his best friend’s appearance.  “Tiff, are you alright?  Your face is kind of red.  You’re not sick or anything are you?”

          “Oh god, at least wait until Malory is like... old enough to take care of herself. I don’t want to deal with temper tantrums and diapers for the rest of eternity,” There was a reason they called it terrible twos, “Not sure how well a pixie stick river would go, I’m sure Willy Wonka could figure that one out,” No, he noticed. She’d been caught. Time to work that Tiffany magic and brush it off like it’s nothing, “Red? Is it? Hot flash, maybe?”  

[myprettycoven]

[graceisnotmymother]

your skin looks absolutely boobs…beautiful

Grace Helbig // BBMAS FASHION REVIEW  (via graceisnotmymother)

[tiffany-the-bell]

mrxpeterxpan:

“Who said I would be alone in this immortality thing?  Obviously, I would have to find someway to expand it to others.  Tiff, what if you were immortal with me?  Think about all the crazy adventures we could go on!  I’m sure there’s millions of things that I could do if I had forever.”  Peter laughed as she pushed him, before shaking his head.  “Wrong.  I am wonderful and clever and not at all a dumb dork.  I think you’ve mistaken me for you, as the only dork I see is you.”

          Tiffany felt a heat flush over her cheeks. She would think, after all these years, after trying to isolate herself, remove her feelings from the situation, after telling herself countless times it was stupid, that she’d be over such a girlish crush. But she just couldn’t help it. Peter. With his dumb freckled face, and his dumb cute laugh. She hated herself for lingering on the fact that she really could spend an eternity with him, if he let her, “Yeah, Peter,” she kept her voice as level as possible, “I’d go on an immortal adventure with you. We’re gonna need a lot of pixie sticks, though.”

[tiffany-the-bell]

ooc: oh dear it was tiff’s birthday a couple days ago. i’ve lost track of how old she is. is she 29? is she 30? i think she 30? shit. my bb is getting OLD....

also malory is 2. MY BB’s BB IS GETTING OLD... 

[tiffany-the-bell]

mrxpeterxpan:

“It’d make for an awfully fascinating way to die, if that did happen.  But immortality would be so much fun.  could you imagine what it’d be like to live forever and never worry about growing old?”  Peter laughed, shrugging her off, despite the fact he had insisted on her compliment in the first place.  “Oh stop it, you’ll make me blush.  But I really do, don’t I?”

          “I imagine immortality would get pretty damn boring if you were all alone in it. What would you even do if you had forever?” Tiff shook her head, a small smile teasing the corners of her mouth, pushing his shoulder with his palm, “You’re also a dumb dork, but we’ll just let that little detail slide, mmkay?” 

[gracesheavenlylegs]

Just A Girl And Her Dog Having A Great Time…

[tiffany-the-bell]

48. Do you sing in the shower?

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF || Accepting

          “Uhm, well, duh, of course I do. Who doesn’t? It’s the perfect scene to practice for karaoke.”

[tiffany-the-bell]

mrxpeterxpan:

“I’m sure that his victims don’t believe it’s just a minor detail!  Really Tiff, you’d be useless against a vampire and would have your blood sucked out in an instant.  It’s probably gel and secrets working together.  I wonder where they’d sell supernatural hair gel anyway?”  Peter frowned, shaking his head.  “No.  Because I’m more special than a normal person, and I refuse to be beaten by the undead.  You have to tell me I have the most stunning eyes of anyone ever.”

          Tiff held her arms out, shrugging her shoulders, “I’d just embrace it. Maybe I’d get turned into a vampire. I could mess with a lot of people in immortality. Or I could die. That’d be awkward but what can ya do,” she pursed her lips, staring at him, attempting to show only annoyance on her face, “Okay, you have the most stunning eyes ever, are you SATISFIED?” 

[tiffany-the-bell]

ooc: yeah sorry for just like totally spamming the dashboard with all them answered ask memes. i think i’ll probs queue the rest up to spread them out even more. 

[tiffany-the-bell]

6. What are you excited for?

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF || Accepting

          “With the holiday coming up on the 13th, me, Malory and Goose are throwing a Galentines day party for ourselves. We’re going to have lots of snacks. So that’s something to look forward to...”

[tiffany-the-bell]

21. Are you in a good mood?

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF || Accepting

          “Right now or in general? Currently, I’m alright, I guess. But generally I think I’m more pissed off on a regular basis than anything else..” 

[tiffany-the-bell]

85. Are you patient?

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF || Accepting

          “I kind of need to be for work. Dealing with the dumb ass excuses of students and their idiot parents. Usually I can make it through the day, with a little caffeinated help, but after school hours the patience tank runs pretty much empty.” 

          “Don’t tell the headmistress what I said about the parents...” 

[tiffany-the-bell]

82. Favorite type of cookie?

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF || Accepting

         “Girl scout Samoas.” 

[tiffany-the-bell]

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF || Accepting

          “I’m kind of passively indifferent about love right now. And even if I did have feelings for someone they most definitely wouldn’t know...”

[tiffany-the-bell]

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF || Accepting 

          “Let me think that would be a total of like...” she takes a moment to count on her fingers, “Three. Peter, Matt and my cousin, Tim. Jack would have made the list but he stole my coffee machine and I still haven’t forgiven him for that.”