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' really ? because those sure do look like tears. whose ass do you need me to kick ? '

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“ i am not crying, okay. I’m just allergic to jerks. ”
' really ? because those sure do look like tears. whose ass do you need me to kick ? '
@tigerskinned
jade was always watching from a distance. she couldn’t deny the fact she’d been impressed by how talented ARTEMIS had become ; her younger sister whom she’d left behind those years ago .. but it was exactly that reason she knew artemis would be okay. AND to explain herself , would be a waste of breath. ❝ i’m impressed , ARTEMIS - ❞
the annoyingly familiar voice snapped artemis away from her concentration, the arrow she had let fly only missing her intended target by a couple of centimeters. of course it was JADE ; her sister had a habit of showing up univited, but when she did it was normally to drop off her niece for babysitting, and not while artemis was training. with a roll of her eyes, artemis spun on her heel to face her sister and dropped her quiver onto the ground beside her, — ‘ stalker much ? you made me MISS. '
( @tigerskinned )
“Not here to criticize but you look like you’re in dire need of a caffeine shot.”
‘ i'm inclined to agree with you, actually ; all-nighters are not my friends. so, wise guy, where's the nearest coffee joint, and are you gonna join me or leave me hanging ? '
“ ——– you should join me, the water is way more FUN than it looks. ”
‘ isn't the water freezing ? '
@tigerskinned
Jason didn’t like Oliver Queen at all, but he thought it would be quite unfair to hate on every single member of the member of the douchebag’s team, former or current. Arsenal was his best friend, after all. So when he stumbled upon Tigress on the rooftop which usually served as rest stop during his night patrols, Jason didn’t try to pick a fight. “I think you should be Cheetah instead of Tigress. Fastest animal on land, your boyfriend or whatever, I don’t know – I don’t keep up with people’s love lives, is a speedster. It matches.”
at first, artemis didn't recognize the man who had joined her on the rooftop during her partol. her first instinct was to reach for her crossbow, but after a second, it dawned on her that he was just another vigilante, and she lowered her bow. he seemed familiar in a sense, she vaguely remembers dick talking about him once or twice. wasn't he the robin that came back from the dead or something ? — ‘ in case you haven't noticed, i'm not a speedster ; it wouldn't really make any sense. besides, we aren't really together, anymore. i already kinda match with someone, anyway ; my sister and i both have the cat get-up going on. '
@arsenclharper. // starter call.
‘ okay, dude, you seriously need a coffee or two, maybe even a nap or something because you look like crap. what’ve you been up doing ? ’
“Taking care of your niece and working isn’t all that easy, i haven’t got the time to figure everything out please. Give me a break.”
'excuses, excuses. you know i'd be more than willing to take the little bugger off your hands for a bit. maybe give you and that fiance of yours some alone time. it sure as hell looks like you could use it.'
MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED. GO!
“ It’s Saturday, my dudes. ”
'
aren't you like 50 ? stop it ; you're too old to be memeing. '
@arsenclharper // continued from this.
( ✉ → jade's baby daddy ) : yuo dont have to drink you frekainh weenie its justs my dogs birhtday dotn disprespect lightnign like this
( ✉ → jade’s baby daddy ) : hes turingn 2. my dog i mean. they gr ow up so fast (':
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
artemis crock needs fate on her side. ( @tigerskinned )
“we’ve met once before, actually. WELL – i met you. i was incapable of introducing myself at the time.”
‘ you’re kent nelson, aren’t you ? i remember, but i imagined you ... older ? ’
( @reporterforthedailyplanet. / starter call. )
‘ DUCK ! ’ artemis commanded not a moment to soon as she let the arrow fly from her crossbow. fortunately, the woman got the message and the arrow flew into it’s intended target : a mugger who was lurking behind the stranger. — ‘ are you okay ? ’ artemis tigress asked the woman as she zip-tied the mugger to a nearby pipe.
“When was the last time you slept?” oliver
( @oqrrws // meme. )
‘ for your information, i took a 20 minute nap yesterday ; it was quite refreshing, actually. i’ve just … had a busy week, okay ? ’ if artemis didn’t think juggling college and hero work was tough before, she definitely did now. the past few days had artemis cramming for exams by day, and tracking down a lead by night. she couldn’t afford a good night’s sleep if she wanted to ace her tests and catch a drug dealer who was selling to minors, especially with how close she is to finding the guy. thankfully, she has COFFEE, and maybe oliver if he agreed to help her out.