now tayne i can get into

SOME PIG

[realitytvgifs]

[brucebocchi]

[darkhomer]

Doctor what is the disease I have where I NEED people to know that I've taken 9 painful pisses before 11am today. No I dont need help with the piss pain thank you.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[darkhomer]

This uti got hands bro

[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[darkhomer]

I have a cold, got my period, AND I have a UTI baby 😎 gods least favorite back in action

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

and words are futile devices

[bunniope]

amazing digital porpoise

[3000s]

[darkhomer]

If I have to pay one more service fee im going to buy an object.

[darkhomer]

The City of Toronto actively hates the people who live here. They jump at every opportunity to boil the blood of as many people they can at once with every single administrative decision they make and will take any chance to eff you in the a. Every day I become more like Larry David and also Fedsmoker and also Marvin Heemeyer.

[jame7t]

By the way, my pig is more portly and potent than yours 🖕

[omegaverse]

id go catholic if the pope had a couple of big fat rock hard silicone titties

[darkhomer]

I have the same birthday as David Attenborough and on that day my dad sent this to our family group chat:

To which my sister responded "please tell me you wished Emma happy birthday before you sent that"

To which he replied "fuck"