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JULESTHOMAS

[vikanderalicia-deactivated20200]

“You gotta have a fault, come on!”

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     You can do better than anything. I don’t know.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Psh. I know. I’m super fucking awesome.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Woah.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Crude, Thomas. I love it.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Kinda hard not to get chills with that in mind, isn’t it?


[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: you’re sweet. but don’t put yourself down to compliment me. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: you are. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i know, it was horrible.  
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: sure.  
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: you never actually answered the question. 

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Alright. You’re aware you can do so much better, though, right? Like. SO much better? Like you’re Michelle Obama and I’m, I don’t know, a Trump girl.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     It’s my go-to after committing a murder. Isn’t it yours?

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     No doubt they were. “What Is This Feeling” is totally an innuendo for steamy hate-sex, anyone who says otherwise is in denial.


[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i can do better than you having a thing for me? 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: will you please stop doubting yourself, fi. you’re amazing, regardless of whether or not you seem to think so. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: no? we missed a perfectly good chance to sing bohemian rhapsody. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: that was... terrible. i didn’t mean to turn this into a joke. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: now that you mention it...

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Yeah..  yup. Touché.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Don’t judge me.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Yeah. 

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     I mean, obviously..

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Duh..

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     What other kind of flirting is there?


[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i don’t know, i thought maybe there was something a little more than friendly, you know? 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i mean, we did sing defying gravity together 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i’m not saying elphaba and glinda were totally gay for each other, but elphaba and glinda were totally gay for each other.

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     I’ve been dropping hints that you’re bad at picking up hints and you’re just realizing now. The irony.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     No, yeah, I know. It’s adorable. Such a Jules thing.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Yeah, it’s pretty fucking hard.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     ….I?

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     .. No, see, I’m also horrible at picking up hints I once went a whole semester without knowing that I was in the wrong class.


[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: well if you’ve been dropping hints that i’m bad at picking up hints then isn’t that on you? 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: come on, fi. even i would be able to pick up what i’m putting down here. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: is it friendly flirting? 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: or...

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     I’ve been subtly flirting with you since we met. You didn’t see how my cheek was rubbing on against that wall?

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Yeah, but I mean it was… a joke. 

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Wow. Thank you. Cause without your love and support I wouldn’t be able to go on. I would be so weak and lost. Like a lamb. A bisexual lamb with no support just sitting in a meadow.

“   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Yeah? Why?


[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: am i really that bad at picking up hints? 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i’m trying to be nice, fi!! 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i don’t know, some girls are just really pretty. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: wait 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: if you’re flirting with me, does that mean you... 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: you know..

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

 “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Damn, you caught me. How can one resist?

 “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Mmkay. Little weird but i gotchaaa. 

 “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Really? Goddesses like Kennedy exist.

 “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Yep. To my mother’s dismay.


[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i don’t know. i’m surprised it took you this long. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i mean, just because kennedy is pretty doesn’t mean i’d want anything more than friendship, so that’s not a good argument. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: but that’s cool!! i still love and support you! 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: though it would be kinda hypocritical of me if i didn’t.

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

  “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Sweating through your shirt or spitting on someone hot while talking is embarrassing. Your blushing is like buzzfeed cute.

  “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Ay-yi, Cap’n. I’m glad to be your out-of-body, in-a-body liberated experience. 

  “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     I don’t even know them more than half of the time. A one night stand does not require names but, yeah, okay, sure.

  “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     YES. Keep the enthusiasm!!!!!!!


[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: ophelia mayer... are you hitting on me? virtually? 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i don’t expect names. just ‘oh, i slept with this guy from a bar last night’ is a good conversation, i guess. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: or girl. i still don’t know what you’re into. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: are you into girls?

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

   “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Yes, Queen. Please. Yes.

   “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     I can already see the cheeks of Jules Thomas going pink. How cute.

   “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Ex-squeeze-me? I showed up to a random place knowing NO ONE here

   “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Of course I hooked up with someone, how else am I supposed to make friends? Do you expect a run-down of all of my one night stands?

   “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Ughhhhhhhhh okay fine. We’re gonna watch them in order over the next two weeks. Buttery popcorn. Your holy nachos. Ounce of pot. Sound gucci?


[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: my blushing isn’t cute. shut up, it’s embarrassing. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: honestly? yes? what else are we supposed to talk about if not your casual hook-ups? i live vicariously through you. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i also just like knowing who you’re sleeping with, i don’t know. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i can do two weeks. sounds great!

[tiinyniinja]

You ruined Kennedy's life

break me → accepting

      “ no. ” she shook her head, eyes scrunching closed as she did so in a desperate attempt to block out the words. she KNOWS kennedy doesn’t blame her for anything. deep down though?? there’s still a voice CONSTANTLY nagging at her. it’s her fault. SHE took kennedys happiness. she could’ve kept her mouth shut. she could’ve suffered in silence like the school had wanted her to. it was  N A T E  G R I F F I N  she was accusing. she was going to ruin lives regardless. “ kennedy had the right to know. ” and she did. “ she’s my best friend - i couldn’t just leave her in the dark. she’s BETTER without him. someone like HIM doesn’t deserve someone like her. ”

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

    “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     I eat everything religiously just.. been having a Mexican food craving lately.     “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     You’ll find out.     “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     I have a couple people who will happily admit to my prowess.     “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Mmm.     “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     SPACESHIPS! GOOD VS EVIL! The gross, twisted relationship between Leia and Luke! Ixnay on the horrible remake films, we’re having a Star Wars night.


[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i can make a pretty mean nachos if that helps. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: okay now i’m blushing. 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: are we talking people here or people back home? 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: have you already hooked up with someone and didn’t tell me? 
[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: do you know how long that’s going to take? can we do it over a few nights?

[tiinyniinja]

Everything was your fault.

break me → accepting

      she’s quiet, jaw clenching at the words. GOD was she so sick of the victim blaming. despite being the person who refused to let anyone believe it was the victims fault, despite FIGHTING against it, despite everything she’s done for other girls like her -- there’s still doubt. only slightly though. it was true though; some of it at least. carter was her fault - had she just stayed out of it and not tried taking the law into her own hands, he’d still be alive and she wouldn’t have to LIE to tyler. she wouldn’t have blood on her hands, she wouldn’t constantly be filled with guilt. nate may have done the crime but jules was definitely at fault for everything afterwards. or at least that’s how she felt. “ i’ve made bad decisions but not everything was my fault. ” pause. “ but you’re right - totally my fault for falling asleep in my FRIENDS bed, huh?? ”

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

    “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Problem: I was high during my first Deadpool adventure, therefore I am not entirely sure where to find Chimichangas.. so..

    “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     Hey, I am amazing in bed. Very energetic. Very thoughtful.

    “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     No, no, you blushed. I know you blushed. I could feel your blushing. Are you still blushing?

    “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     And all of the Star War movies should have been the first.

[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i thought you ate mexican food religiously. huh. [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i mean, that sounds fake, not gonna lie. i guess i’ll have you give you the benefit of the doubt seeing as i’ll never be finding out. [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: no. [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: but i know that vader is lukes father so what’s the point? where’s the plot twist?

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

      “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     oh my god

     “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )      oh my god

     “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     are you telling me that right after watching Deadpool you didn’t go out and eat a chimichanga? Who are you?

     “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     I’m not into it, too much work and it also seems incredibly painful. I just wanted to make you blush virtually. Did you blush? Tell me if you blushed.

     “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     ..delete my number

     “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )     I would delete yours but i memorized it.

[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i didn’t realize that was a mandatory part of watching deadpool. i watched it with you, why didn’t you take me? [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: too much work? good to see you’re just as lazy in bed as you are in life. [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: my reaction to your blatant gutter brain isn’t a discussion topic, fi. the only feeling i had was shame and mild secondhand embarrassment. [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: no?? why? there’s only so many movies i have the time to watch.

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

        “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )    … Is that a thing? Is that a fanfic I haven’t read?

        “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )   Fffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiine. You can have partial say.

        “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )   We can still talk about the fisting part. Let’s not scratch that off the list so fast.

       “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )    mhm. Of course. ‘Cause you’re not a millennial cliche at all. Whatsoever. 

[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: was that not right? [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: oh it’s a chimichanga  [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i don’t think i’ve ever had one of those [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: ophelia, no. there will be no fisting of any kind except fist bumping. [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: that’s one of the last thing i thought you’d be into. [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i’m not!! i love the force awakens more than the others just like any other star wars fan!! [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i’ve actually never seen the other movies.

[tiinyniinja]

vaqilante:

         “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )   He doesn’t feel it’s sincere. You really broke his heart. Wait - he just said all is forgiven if you buy me a pack of extra buttery popcorn.

         “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )   ….

         “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )   No. No, that’s not going to be a thing.  Okay, I’ll stick to the cool punny things and you can just stick to the cute six year old slang for cuss words. 

        “   ( → 🖤💋😘 juju on that beat )   So far just 2010 Clash of the Titans.. Maybe The Karate Kid but I always feel bad calling that horrible because my dude J.Smith is in it. It’s not his fault.. The writing was lazy. We can watch Mean Girls 2 after Titans, I guess.

[ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: shouldn’t he want me to get you a quesadilla? that’s the food he likes, right? [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: why do you get to decide what our thing is? shouldn’t i get a say in this?  [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: but okay, fine, whatever. popcorn and no fisting.  [ text: 👯👭💖 FiFi!! 💖👭👯 ]: i’ve never seen clash of the titans i don’t think. original or remake. and hey!! i love the new karate kid movie. 

[mayalunas]

 I see you, for who you really are.