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"Some mortal is praying to me so I help her travel back in time. Says it's for some Doki Doki Literature club.."
Having a meeting with my least favorite son so we can discuss ownership of Olympus and my daughter has entered the room.
She is taking off the strap of her dress please Mother Gaia help me I do not wish to see where this is going.
GREEN FLAG GREEN FLAG BRO IS STICKING UP FOR THIS WIFE
"Well at least you used an L this time.."
"I'm adverse enough in modern slang to know what that abbreviation means."
Dear preoccupiers of this "TumblrDotCom"
Greetings! I am Kronos. Your future king, and resident incyclopedia od the Ancient Greek ways. I'm sure you are charmed to see me.
But there are more pressing matters!
Like my wonderful wife, Rhea. Who has been facing targeted harassment from you all.
I need you to understand this.
I am a Titan.
I have absorbed the soul of a Primordial. One of time, nonetheless.
I bow to no man. No God. No Titan. Not even Kaos itself.
You may despise me for foolish reasons, but get used to having me around. I am soon to be your king. And Rhea will be your Queen. So any harassment coming her way will lead to the destruction of your local neighbourhood
That will be all. You are dismissed.
"hey I need to ask you somethin-..wait, you're not the Kronos I know. Or at least not the same timeline..huh, Time is a strange thing."
The child that's just so casually addressing him is rather unimpressive looking. I mean the chunk of pure white hair and the golden yellow eyes is quite the sight to behold. But all together, he's seen some strange things and this..is relatively calm.
The child has a certain..air..about them that he can't quite explain and if he were a fool, he could swear they were stained head to toe in long washed away ichor.
- @t1mes-b4stard-ch1ld
Kronos eyed the child up and down, his large form shrinking to around 6 feet (a quarter of his size, to be honest.) Timelines. Of course, Kronos has always been aware of those. It kind of came with him and that primordial guy fusing domains with tales spreading. But the thought of someone other than a God accessing it..
The Titan cleared his throat. "You would be correct.. strange mortal. Wherever you come from, I am sure I have not met you before." He kneeled down, trying not to be ill-mannered and Analyse the kid. From the small, obvious breadcrumbs he picked up, there was only one conclusion.
"Not fully mortal, are you?" Be cocked his head curiously. "Forgive me, but I'm not fully aware of beings lesser than us. A child of the gods, I presume?"
You should claim @child-of-who-knows
"I have not had any spawn in Millenia... this feels seemingly pointless."
"I am going to lick your arse, my son. You will no longer hold the throne, and I shall rise once again."
"How many times has your wife betrayed you again, remind me?"
- K
"Kronos.. dad.. don't fucking say that.."
"It sounds unhealthy."
"It was my intention to write kick. I myself do not understand this expression, but it sounds offensive."
"Zeus I have parental controls on your phone what the fuck did you say about me"
- K
"When the fuck did you."
"IT'S FOR AN ARGUMENT KRONOS GET OFF MY PHONE."
"You are disgusting if you believe I would have willing intercourse with my own daughter."
"We're not all like you, Zeus."
"AT LEAST I DIDN'T EAT MY KIDS??"
"At least I have not consumed my beloved prior to this conversation."
"AT LEAST I DONTokay man that was too far can I buy you a hamburger and forget about this"
"What in the name of my castrated father is a Ham burger?"
"Zeus I have parental controls on your phone what the fuck did you say about me"
- K
"When the fuck did you."
"IT'S FOR AN ARGUMENT KRONOS GET OFF MY PHONE."
"You are disgusting if you believe I would have willing intercourse with my own daughter."
"We're not all like you, Zeus."
"AT LEAST I DIDN'T EAT MY KIDS??"
"At least I have not consumed my beloved prior to this conversation."
"Zeus I have parental controls on your phone what the fuck did you say about me"
- K
"When the fuck did you."
"IT'S FOR AN ARGUMENT KRONOS GET OFF MY PHONE."
"You are disgusting if you believe I would have willing intercourse with my own daughter."
"We're not all like you, Zeus."
"MY SWEET DAUGHTER PLEASE DO NOT CARRY THAT ARSINAL OF MAGIC."
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You really need to learn about common phrases and just. Think about what you're saying before you say it
Hera thought you were insulting her
"WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW PHAT WAS AN INSULT NOW!? WHAT'S NEXT, ARE THEY GOING TO CALL AN ORGIA A SLUR??"
MCR? My Chemical Romance? Is that what he means?
"YES!! Yes, that is what my daughter called it. Hera got mad at me for calling her Phat. I don't understand why! It is a compliment meaning beautiful and other things of that kind."
"My child is playing Em see Are. What do I do."
What if Rhea was bi??? Would you mind her liking women???
- TotallyNotAlia
"My Rhea can like whoever she wants! But anyone, man or woman, who attempts to coerce or seduce my wife will be dragged to the place I was raised and imprisoned."
