Sexbot 5000

Your name is Dirk Strider and you're one hell of a rebel. You'd rather anything over going to your classes, bonus if they involve sex, technology or music. You and your twin brother are the coolest kids this town will ever see. [[M!A: Ninteen years old until ???.]]

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

So my twin and I's internet connection is finally back.

Did you all miss me?

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

I'll take the lack of reaction as a no, I'm offended.

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

So my twin and I's internet connection is finally back.

Did you all miss me?

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

Not bad man. You?

[tranquilhorrors-blog]

alright i guess. just kind of lying in bed and fucking around on the internet. i’m so bored i feel like i’m losing my mind.

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

I'm coated entirely in plastic wrap, and now doing the favour for my brother. We got matching tattoos for our birthdays. 

[tranquilhorrors-blog]

timaeustroublemaker started following you

hey. how’s it going?

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

Not bad man. You?

[itsjohngeezy]

[mikedebie]

[yahhhhhhk]

[ipowder]

[tandee0801-deactivated20210903]

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

[I'm picking up turntechshitdisturber from the airport in like, three hours.]

[fuxriss-blog]

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

well in that case its much appreciated you seem pretty chill yourself

Only the chillest. Thanks man.

[thatwasrandom87-deactivated2016]

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr. White - FACEBOOK/MSN/other means of contacting you PLEASE

[turntechshitdisturber-blog]

“Thought you’d never ask.” He mumbled, leaning on Dirk’s shoulder to rub in the gel. “You’ve got scabs n shit already.” 

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

"Really? Well. That's not necessarily good but alright." Dirk relaxed a little, turning his head to look up at his brother.

[turntechshitdisturber-blog]

“Do it.” Dave grunted in answer. He didn’t really regret it either, he was just being a pissy moany little bitch.

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

Dirk sighed at him and grabbed the bottle the tattoo artist had given him and poured some out on his brother's back. He rubbed it in gently and then offered the bottle to Dave. "Now do me."

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

turntechshitdisturber replied to your post: C M I J

im touched but likewise you could cut my dick off and id forgive you

I wouldn't forgive you if you cut off my dick. That's a step too far. 

[zephyrhues-deactivated20130413]

that’s kind of shitty!

hehe, i hope your back feels better soon then! same with your bro’s.

[timaeustroublemaker-blog]

Thanks dude. I still have leftover birthday pizza if you want to come chill.