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“Do it.” Dave grunted in answer. He didn’t really regret it either, he was just being a pissy moany little bitch.
Dirk sighed at him and grabbed the bottle the tattoo artist had given him and poured some out on his brother’s back. He rubbed it in gently and then offered the bottle to Dave. “Now do me.”
"Thought you'd never ask." He mumbled, leaning on Dirk's shoulder to rub in the gel. "You've got scabs n shit already."Â
turntechshitdisturber replied to your post: C M I J
im touched but likewise you could cut my dick off and id forgive you
I wouldn’t forgive you if you cut off my dick. That’s a step too far.Â
well id assume if you cut off my dick itd be for a really good reason not just for laughs
like you know it was infested by flesh eating ants or it got bit by a zombie
or was gangrenous
or all of the aboveÂ
Dave came into their room, flopping bonelessly on the bed next to Dirk. Normally he’d flop on top of him to piss him off, but considering their current situation he was more considerate.
Dirk grunted and leaned his head over to rest on Dave’s. “It was still a great idea, and I don’t regret it. Do you want me to put some more of the lubrication gel on you or are you alright?”
"Do it." Dave grunted in answer. He didn't really regret it either, he was just being a pissy moany little bitch.
timaeustroublemaker replied to your post: dirk check my back for me its fucking itching and...
Okay, christ. I’m kinda just laying on my front in bed. Come join me.
Dave came into their room, flopping bonelessly on the bed next to Dirk. Normally he'd flop on top of him to piss him off, but considering their current situation he was more considerate.
dirk check my back for me its fucking itching and i know its cause i cant see it
Happy Birthday, another year older and gayer. Gratz faggot.
wow look who's talking.
then get me laid you fucker
what have you seen me with any chicks lately id almost say ive lost my fucking touch
You’ve finally realized your homosexuality?
In that case I’d happily help you find a nice gorgeous man to fuck.
nghhhh youre awful
help me im dying
whatÂ
dont have one
last one dumped me im not even sure why i probably cheated on her but do i look like i can remember youre expecting too much from me
Wow way to keep me up to date. I would say that you’re an awful human being and deserve your blue balls, but that’s only because I’ve had a few good lays and don’t need a hand.
then get me laid you fucker
what have you seen me with any chicks lately id almost say ive lost my fucking touch
turntechshitdisturber replied to your post: ugh where are you jfc
maybe a little nhh horny where are you
Gross. I’m in our room, on my computer.
I thought your girlfriend had your cock covered?Â
whatÂ
dont have one
last one dumped me im not even sure why i probably cheated on her but do i look like i can remember youre expecting too much from me
turntechshitdisturber started following you
nother daaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeee
accurate enough
hows things for youÂ
drowning in outrageously attractive striders evidently
sup beauty queen
im sure you know me by reputation if not by name
first that is
strider is a household word after all
or at least it is in my household
nope i definitely know you!
youre dave strider :D
ive met a lot of your alternates before
right in one try that wins you some points you know
bob barker isnt here to cash them in but theres only so much i can do
but what can i do for you ms harley
sup harley i never pass up a chance to follow a gorgeous babe like you
views better from behind
wtf.
strider if this is another one of your futile attempts to manipulate *the ironies* then you failed!
harley??? what is that even, thats not even my name >:T
you are jade arent you
if ive lost my ability to recognize a jade when i see one i might as well just give up now
turntechshitdisturber started following you
hello!!!!
sup beauty queen
im sure you know me by reputation if not by name
first that is
strider is a household word after all
or at least it is in my household
randomegbert started following you
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well thanks to the both of you for joining me here in my own little corner of what were terming the blogosphere!!! im looking forward to some enjoyable banter while im here so hi to the both of you, john and dave! :o
sup harley i never pass up a chance to follow a gorgeous babe like you
views better from behind
turntechshitdisturber replied to your post: i ship you with your twin.
holy shit no
Ladies and gentlemen, my twin brother.
faggot
id have to be on like steroids for you to be interested anyways
I'm the only exception to the rule. What kind of relationship would we share if it wasn't supported by regular and friendly banter?
youre an asshole
Never let it be said that my twin brother is not the best brother you could ask for. He also sucks cock pretty great for a 'straight' dude and I use the term here very lightly.
you let it be said all the fucking time
