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[timbosminivan]

*sommelier voice* tonight’s emotional breakdown seems like it will pair nicely with a 2014 Hesitant Alien by Gerard Way

[timbosminivan]

I’m Cameron Diaz in the holiday but my heart hasn’t grown three sizes

[timbosminivan]

Oh sure when fall out boy sings about it it’s sexy but when I behave like that in real life it’s ‘not appropriate’ and ‘what would your husband think’

[timbosminivan]

My ears are all messed up and I tried to hold my nose and blow to equalize the pressure but then air started puffing out from the inside corner of my eye and I don’t like it and I’m falling apart and dying

Everything is so uncomfortable

[paintdust]

One of my fave albums turned 17 this week 🤯 Folie à Deux, my beloved!!

[threedollarsdotcom]

gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file

[theendreprise]

Foundations, Alpharetta

[timbosminivan]

permanent jet lag

[faeriedustdiary]

[timbosminivan]

I’m seeing Thursday tonight and my very special friend who is going with just had to last minute reschedule some stuff because she thought the concert was on Thursday and didn’t realize until I texted her this AM about arrival time. Bless her heart

[killrockstar]

hello. how are you. yr looking better. feeling quite well? i've got a secret. we've got a song. slim as a sliver not very long. and if you like ittt. blow us a kiss. its nearly started. it goes like this. a dagger a dagger please fetch me a dagger

[currymaker]

i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet

[timbosminivan]

okay, I had hand surgery while awake to deal with a condition that causes the tendons in your fingers to get caught on the tendon sheath. The way that they ensured that the surgery was working was that they went in my hand and they pulled the little tendons, operating my little meat, puppet, and moving my fingers around.

Honestly was so cool

[whyenn-reader]

sick and twisted that my best today is less than my best yesterday let me be mid all the time instead of alternating between superhuman and corpse

[whyenn-reader]

incredible that my best today is so much more than my best yesterday. if I only keep up this trajectory I will be the most productive person on earth in three days!!!

[whyenn-reader]

not again

[whyenn-reader]

im a machine that turns amphetamines into unlimited labour

[whyenn-reader]

cardiac arrest

[whyenn-reader]

hold on I think I got it this time

[whyenn-reader]

i feel like a vent OC that has every desiese

[whyenn-reader]

caffeine can solve every problem

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

foundations of decay is such a good song it would be really cool if my chemical romance released a collection of songs with a similar sound and concept, possibly telling some sort of story. maybe they could even make videos to go with the songs featuring the members of the band. but thats just not something people do

[important-animal-images]

[bakedbakermom]

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

[phannieadeux]