Larry's drunken reports to hq

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they’re all absolutely horrendous people

[unstoppable-mogar]

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Otto: Tuddrussel’s not THAT stupid!

Larry: I once watched him eat electrical tape off the roll.

Larry: He thought it was a fruit by the foot that had gone bad.

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Larry: How are we gonna get in?

Tuddrussel: Don’t worry, I’ve got the keys.

Tuddrussel: *smashes window*

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Tuddrussel: What was it you were hoping I’d bring to the table, Larry? Quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and your imminent destruction. You made a mistake.

Otto: Can’t we just have a normal dinner for once?

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Tuddrussel: “Ooh, look at me! I’m Otto, and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it, too.

Otto: Well, yeah...

Tuddrussel: Pathetic.

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Tuddrussel: You can do it, Larry!

Otto: They're a goner, huh?

Tuddrussel: Oh, yeah.

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Larry: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Tuddrussel: Please, just say fuck.

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Tuddrussel: Avenge my death.

Otto: You’re not dying, Tuddrussel.

Tuddrussel: AVENGE ME!

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Random kid: Those guys are dorks.

*Tuddrussel and Larry fight in the background*

Otto: Yeah, but they're my dorks.

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Larry: What if Louis Armstrong said, "I can't"? You think he'd have walked on the moon?

Otto: Louis Armstrong was a singer.

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Larry: What’s your blood type?

Otto: How would I know?

Larry: How would you not?

Otto: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Larry: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

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Larry: Desperate times call for desperate housewives.

Tuddrussel: What?

Larry: Measures. I said measures.

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Tuddrussel: Hey, are you busy? And writing Doctor Who fanfiction doesn’t count.

Otto: Haha.

Otto: …I finished it last week, what’s up?

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Otto: Tuddrussel! You almost hit Larry in the face.

Tuddrussel: I know, I missed.

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Larry: The real treasure is the friends we made along the way

Tuddrussel: No, I want my fucking gold.

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Larry: I don’t like what I’m seeing, and I’ve come to offer you some friendly advice.

XJ5: I really don’t want your advice.

Larry: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

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Larry: My reasons for doing things: 1) spite. 2) the aesthetic. That's it.

Larry: ...okay, I lied. 3) attention.