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yo my name is dave and [car horn blaring] m!a status: absolutely nothing [[ Part of Realitybound ]] [[ ALL INTERACTIONS ARE ONLINE ]] [[ PLEASE READ THIS LIKE REALLY PLEASE ]]

[timedknight]

i cant even yodel

this sounds like a trainwreck

[timedknight]

yodels right in john egberts dweeb ear

[timedknight]

yodels

[timedknight]

cough cough johns a fucking nerd

cough cough

[timedknight]

i forgot i had a blog

whats up bitches

i mean theres p much no one here who follows me anyway which is cool have to keep a low profile and all anyway

point is

sup

[timedknight]

aww skeet skeet god damn

[timedknight]

==> Settle a bucket of water so that it'll pour on John when he opens his door. You are the prankster. It is you.

[timedknight]

==> Sneak up on Jade and start scratching at the base of her doggy ears. You know. For science. 

[timedknight]

lets test this theory

[timedknight]

wait fuck what if she punches me

[timedknight]

how long do you think itll take jade to turn into a mess if i just start scratching behind her ears

[timedknight]

hollers

[timedknight]

but the peanut butter might totally be in johns room

[eclecticcanine]

david elizabeth strider!!! i saw you like that post!!! what have you done with my peanut butter??

[timedknight]

wow ok so first off fuck the noise that my middle name is elizabeth john has been feeding you lies jade dont believe his fake prankster douchebaggery

also i am one hundred percent sure i didnt do shit to your peanut butter

[timedknight]

==> Hide the peanut butter in Johns room.

[eclecticcanine]

is the fridge really empty dave?? or are we just out of apple juice again?

i told you i can only grow them so fast! D:

[timedknight]

yes is obviously the answer b/c theres a severe lack of aj in the fridge but also other foods that are important for a young growing boy like myself arent present either

[timedknight]

(( ooc psa so my activity on here will probably be pretty sporadic because not only do I have the memory of a goldfish I also run another blog and have lots of real life stuff to take care of soOOO if I'm slow I am so so sorry please don't be mad at me I promise I do love you. ))