Courtside Jams

Sup. The name's Dave Strider, and I'm a fucking furry. It's been years since I touched the Net... after all, I'm kinda rich. And kinda cool. ... And kinda popular in real life. Why am I here again? [Alpha Dave RP]

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don't try to blend me you thirsty bitch

Hey, my cats have to drink something.  As for me, I couldn't stoop that low.

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growls demonically

Don't make me call the cast of Supernatural.

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I'm gay for you no homo

Yes, but do you blend?

[ Throws you in a blender and puts it on high. ]

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Titty sprinkles.

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*eats you out as a friend*

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Blows your back out as your homie

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Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

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makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

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Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

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hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

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tweenxqueen said: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 MAN IT LOOKS GOOD SO FAR!!

Maximum excite!!  Now to prepare for Jacking off.

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tweenxqueen said: ;; link??

It's actually kind of decent, URL-wise.  (Could be WORSE...) Here.

I just made it, so it's not the best just yet... holla at me w/ fixes/ideas if ya want.

Also, I've been a bit busy, but I'll answer your reply soon.

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I have a Jack Spicer account now.

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I had been wondering whether I'd be Billy from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy or Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown.  Now I think I have my answer.

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I think I'll be Dante from Devil May Cry on Halloween...

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So I just heard about this thing called polyamory...  Can't believe that was a thing that exists and I didn't know about it.

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I guess.

Shouldn’t a billionare have tons of time? I thought most of you laid around all day anyways.

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Nah, I don't do that.  Most billionaires don't have a lot of friends, I suppose.  I don't have a whole lot either, but my schedule is still usually booked between the odd money-spending sprees.  And I'm too lazy to learn HTML.  Go figure.

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For a billionaire, your blog sure looks like crud.

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I can hire a web designer later.  Yours, on the other hand, is fantastic.  Must have a lot of time on your hands, eh, mademoiselle?

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Observations are mandatory.  Lose sight of what's real and you're screwed.

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There are variations to the 'hot as hell' joke.  Is it because I'm in hell?  Or maybe I was born with the breed of sexiness some may call 'hot'?

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I'm going to bite your dick off the next time i see you

And I'll invite you to the prom.

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no but an enormous sex drive and a pair of pants on the partner can work wonders

Davey, no Daving!  Davey, no Daving!