“In this world it’s either fidget or get spinnered”
“I will aggressively fuck you into bed”
“guys….*name* is like…. idk. kinda a snack.”
“This woman could crack skulls with her thunder girls.”
“It’s like metaphorical toe sucking.”
“When you’re trying to speedrun the stages of grief but only manage clipping through a wall and getting stuck.”
“Senpai is just the weeb version of ‘Daddy’”
“ I got 99 problems and a fucking Z block is ALL OF THEM JUST GIVE ME A LEFT-L BLOCK YOU FUCKS”
“I’M NOT A FURRY I JUST…. WANTED WEREWOLF SONIC TO HOLD ME IN HIS BIG ARMS.”
“how can i delete someone elses fucking voice.”
“MEET ME OUTSIDE THE DENNYS AT 3 AM ILL FUCKING BRAWL U FOR *NAME’S* LOVE”
“Sometimes you just photosynthesize your gf to cope.”
“Stop being so sarcasm on me!“
"good night, and don’t let miku ring your neck”
“YOU RUINED COWS FOR ME!”
“reminded me of you & your furry ass.”
“ isnt that just kinning? ”
“ he’s a werewolf, what did you EXPECT?? ”
“Just write it on your dummy thicc ass since your brain is too small.”
“ If you call *Name* dummy thicc, I’m going to clap your cheeks ! ”
“ watch out i’ll steal your vertebrae in your sleep ”
“what if i took this expo marker and just inhaled it”
“ the crack of your can makes me thirsty ”
“All of my friends are my sugar babies”
“were you born in the 80s?”
“ are u ready to be 100% bones? ”
“GET IN THE CAR, BOYS, WE’RE GOING TO SUPER HELL”
“ wheres your pants layers ”
“ how to get your rocks off without looking like a total geed. ”
“ you guys are going to beat me to death for angst crimes. ”
“yall im this close to going back to pretending to be an e girl on discord servers“
“I DONT WANNA GET CH A Z Z ED“
“why would you go for the mac when the nuggies are right there“
“because he’s a rat straight off the streets of himboville”
“i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this . i hate this .“
“I’m the only one that’s valid~”
“help. my asian accent is starting to slip now“
“YOU’RE THE REASON WE ALL SMOKE WEES“
“Whoo doggy I put too much rum into this”
dededos
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turnnoffyourmind
prguitarman
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theartofmadeline
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