Old account.

[justafuckingt-shirt]

what do you find most attractive in boys?

usually, their girlfriends

[tragiccottonball]

[serenity-is-my-tardis]

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

[das--gay]

I often forget some girls aren’t gay

[durbikins]

*sees an airplane at night* that’s a UFO

[percyhoneybee]

a concept: me, in my cottage, in front of the wood stove, sipping tea. looking outside, my bees are pollinating my expansive garden. my goats and chickens and cows are happy and safe. i feel content with my choices and my future. i unconditionally and recklessly love myself. the local children believe i am a witch. 

[theawesomeadventurer]

[adhdbreadbin]

How To Validate A Child’s Work Without Swearing and Saying “Lil Dude That’s Fuckin Sick”

[thurstonwaffles]

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Arctic Cat demands walkies! 😾

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spacedmar]

person: so what did you eat today?

me: coffee

person: ???

me: what

[sexemulators]

[neurofish]

*dissociates until I can’t move* summer lovin …. .. .Havin a blast

[jordanmcdowelll-deactivated2020]

Mood

[brownsunbisexual-permarchive-de]

non-bisexual: tbh bi women- me: 

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

sometime… men who seem progressive.. are worse

[acrasiary]

me: i deserve love and happiness also me: abuse me abuse me abuse me abuse me abuse me abuse me

[jeffdemunn-deactivated20181029]

never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride