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@bolddoe

                    ❝ She really does care about you--- Jamie, I mean. She’s got an ego the size of Scotland and she’s too proud for her own good, but beneath all the arrogance she’s not a complete prat. ❞

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@boldserpent

                    ❝ Lily left for class an hour ago. I’m sure she’d find it flattering that you’re waiting for her, you should move along. Potter’ll kick your arse if she sees you hangin’ about here. ❞

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Headcanon;

          Petra takes the promises she makes very seriously. If she says she owes you something, or swears something, she will do everything in her power to keep that promise. As a result, she chooses her words very carefully. When it came to Jamie and Lily she was careful to never use the words promise or swear, nor did she make a vow. She said ❝ I will keep you safe ❞ in those exact words because it did not bind her to keep it. Perhaps the most important promise she can make in her eyes is a lift debt. if someone saves her life, it’s enough to shake her loyalties, even to someone as terrifying as Voldemort. ( ex. Petra’s hesitation to kill Harry in the dungeon beneath Malfoy Manor. )

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boldstag;

❝ I wasn’t going to say falling. JUMPING. Duh. ❞

                  ❝ Merlin, help me--- You can’t collect on that firewhiskey if you’re If you’re with Madame Pomfery! I swear Potter, you have a bloody death wish! ❞

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boldstag;

❝ That’s what I like to hear! ❞

                  ❝ Like your ego anymore stroking--- Tell me genius, how are you planning to get down from there? And DON’T say falling. ❞

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boldstag;

❝ You should have a bit more FAITH in me. ❞

                  ❝ Fine---  If WHEN you get down without dying firewhiskey’s on me. ‘Cause I don’t think butterbeer will do the trick this time. ❞

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“Portal” sentence meme

❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞

❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞

❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞

❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞

❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞

❝ What’s your point, anyway? Survival? ❞

❝ I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you. ❞

❝ That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. ❞

❝ Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect. ❞

❝ Most importantly, under no circumstances should you — ❞

❝ Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won’t let you! How does that feel? ❞

❝ You haven’t escaped, you know. ❞

❝ Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day. ❞

❝ Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. ❞

❝ Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]! ❞

❝ Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. ❞

❝ Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen. ❞

❝ Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going. ❞

❝ This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this. ❞

❝ It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself. Because you’ll be dead. ❞

❝ If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. ❞

❝ The difference between us is that I can feel pain. ❞

❝ That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. ❞

❝ Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room. ❞

❝ This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? ❞

❝ Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. ❞

❝ I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. ❞

❝ A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1. ❞

❝ You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. ❞

❝ Didn’t we have some fun, though? ❞

❝ Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now. ❞

❝ Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. ❞

❝ Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct. ❞

❝ Thank you for helping us help you help us all. ❞

❝ I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. ❞

❝ No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response. ❞

❝ Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? ❞

❝ Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. ❞

❝ When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. ❞

❝ Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. ❞

❝ The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it. ❞

❝ You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you. ❞

❝ You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead. ❞

❝ Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy. ❞

❝ We will stop enhancing the truth. ❞

❝ Stop squirming and die like an adult. ❞

❝ I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone. ❞

❝ You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know. ❞

❝ We have added a consequence for failure. ❞

❝ You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong? ❞

❝ Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. ❞

❝ You are kidding me. ❞

❝ You’re not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here. ❞

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otwilightprincess:

feel free to change pronouns , etc . some lyrics have been altered to fit .

❝  are you insane like me ? ❞ ❝  i keep my eyes wide open all the time . ❞ ❝  yes , i’ll admit that I’m a fool for you . ❞ ❝  i’m searching for something that i can’t reach .   ❞ ❝  kiss me in the corridor . ❞ ❝  i should probably keep my pretty mouth shut . ❞ ❝  there’s a storm you’re starting now . ❞ ❝  everybody wants to know . ❞ ❝  i’m a hurricane . ❞ ❝  you’re no good for me . ❞ ❝  i reminded myself to keep you far away from me . ❞ ❝  i’m always tugging at your sleeve ❞ ❝  i don’t like them innocent .   ❞ ❝  your neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it . ❞ ❝  what happened to the soul that you used to be?  ❞ ❝  i don’t belong to no man . ❞ ❝  oh , baby , beggin’ you to save me . ❞ ❝  i swear i hate you when you leave . ❞ ❝  your little brother never tells you but he loves you so . ❞ ❝  be quick to tell me goodbye .   ❞ ❝  i hope you make it to the day you’re 28 years old . ❞ ❝  you’re ripped at every edge ( but you’re a masterpiece . ) ❞ ❝  everything is grey . ❞ ❝  i like the sad eyes , bad guys . ❞ ❝  my tongue is a weapon . ❞ ❝  you were a vision in the morning when the light came through . ❞ ❝  every single night pray the sun’ll rise . ❞ ❝  you touched me and suddenly i was a lilac sky . and you decided purple just wasn’t for you . ❞ ❝  i’m still waking every morning but it’s not with you . ❞ ❝  do you remember the taste of my lips that night ? ❞ ❝  where’d you go ? ❞  ❝  that’s the beauty of a secret . you know you’re supposed to keep it . ❞ ❝  all we do is drive . ❞ ❝  you shouldn’t waste your pretty face . ❞  ❝  i keep a close watch on this heart of mine . ❞ ❝  these voices won’t leave me alone .   ❞ ❝  they know you walk like you’re a God , they can’t believe i made you weak . ❞ ❝  my heart is gold and my hands are cold . ❞ ❝  now i think i’m possessed . ❞ ❝  you can’t wake up , this is not a dream . ❞ ❝  don’t get cut on my edges . ❞ ❝  the house was awake with shadows and monsters . ❞ ❝  they think i’m insane . ❞ ❝  if you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight . ❞ ❝  i stole a bit of my mother’s perfume . ❞ ❝  i’m the king of everything . ❞ ❝  you’re part of a machine , you are not a human being . ❞ ❝  they’re coming for me . ❞ ❝  i tried to hold these secrets inside me .   ❞ ❝  i’m such a fool for sacrifice . ❞ ❝  i think there’s a flaw in my code . ❞ ❝  my mind’s like a deadly disease . ❞ ❝  california never felt like home to me . ❞ ❝  and all the kids cried out "please stop, you’re scaring me" ❞ ❝  it’s survival of the richest . ❞ ❝  my demons are begging me to open up my mouth .   ❞ ❝  hold me down . ❞ ❝  i remember when my father put his fist through the wall . ❞ ❝  make no sound . ❞ ❝  sick and full of pride . ❞ ❝  i’m meaner than my demons . ❞ ❝  don’t know where we are running to but don’t look back . ❞ ❝  saying that I want more, this is what i live for . ❞ ❝  knock me out ❞ ❝  would it really kill you if we kissed ? ❞ ❝  please stop , you’re scaring me . ❞ ❝  i imagine the tears in your eyes . ❞ ❝  do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me ? ❞ ❝  i couldn’t stand the person inside me . ( i turned all the mirrors around . ) ❞ ❝  i remember the fear in your eyes . ❞ ❝  some say you look just like your father . ❞ ❝  i jumped at the slightest of sounds don’t get cut on my edges . ❞ ❝  who is in control ? ❞ ❝  i don’t have to fucking tell them anything .❞ ❝  how you laughed when you said my name . ❞ ❝  sick of all these people talking , sick of all this noise . ❞ ❝  it’s so simple but we can’t stay . ❞ ❝  i’m choking on my pride .❞ ❝  the ending is the same every damn time .❞ ❝  i’ve grown familiar with villains that live in my head  .❞ ❝  there’s no use crying about it . ❞ ❝  they wanna make me their queen . ❞ ❝  goddamn right , you should be scared of me . ❞ ❝  oh , baby girl , you know we’re gonna be legends . ❞ ❝  you know the two of us are just young gods . ❞ ❝  i’m the king and you’re the queen . ❞ ❝  goddamn right , you should be scared of me . ❞

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boldstag;

❝ — we should test that theory. ❞

                  ❝ You’re joking right? Cause if you’re not you’re barking mad--- If you die I’m making Black deal with the body. ❞

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boldstag;

❝ If anything, my fall would break you. ❞ 

                  ❝ Please--- The only BIG thing about you is your ego. I don’t think there’s a height you could fall from that would even make a dent in it. ❞

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boldstag;

❝ OI. Self deprecation is Remus’ job. ❞

                  ❝ 'S not self depreciation when I’m literally breaking your fall--- ❞

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boldstag;

❝ Keep talkin’ and if I fall, I’ll aim to fall ON YOU. ❞

                  ❝ Well at least you’ll have some cushion that way--- ❞

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boldstag;

❝ Something that’ll look really cool as long as I don’t FALL. ❞

                   ❝ I’m sure you’ll look like a bloody badarse when you fall and break your neck. ❞

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boldwolf;

           “ I am why do you think I wouldn’t consider it? “

                   ❝ Because it’s Snape. We hate Snape, why in Merlin’s name would he offer help if he wasn’t planning to do something? He’s a slimeball and he just want to get in Lily’s pants. ❞

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bolddog;

                      ❝ Maybe if you would tidy your side of the room more often…                                          You’d find things more EASILY, don’t you think? ❞

                   ❝ My side of the room is just FINE. I know where everything is--- except my pants. This is a one time occurrence though. I’ll find them--- somehow. ❞

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@boldwolf

                   ❝ Don’t tell me you’re actually considering it. ❞