Tim Minchin Confessions

All confessions will be posted as anonymous unless otherwise requested. If you find any typos at all no matter how small, please message me. If I've used a photo of yours and you desire credit or want me to take it down, message me. Send all your dirty, sexy confessions to Dirty Tim Minchin Confessions you filthy feeters.

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Not a confession. Why do you put confession notes over people's faces?!

Person, singular, and it’s my face. 

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[Part of me wishes he'd kept the dreads... but deep down I'll always prefer his hair wild and free.]

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"If you find any typos at all now matter how small, please message me." I'm not sure if you're being ironic or not :s I'm so sorry if you are, because I think this blog is fantastic regardless of typos <3 I JUST CAN'T NOT FIX GRAMMAR WHEN YOU ASK

Oh wow I can't believe no one picked that up. It was unintentional, haha :D I fixed it. THANK YOU.

Thank you so much. I'll try to get back into posting regularly I swear. Maybe even set up a queue o_o But thank you, it's great to see messages like this :D 

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[White Wine in the Sun made me cry so much because it took me back to being in South Africa with my family. It made me think about the uncle I lost, and his kids who will never enjoy the company of their dad again.]

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So here it is, guys.

It would make it far more easier for me to post confessions quicker if you submitted a picture along with your confession. 

Now I know what you're thinking. 'But what's-your-name, making confessions isn't that hard! I could do it! Let me do it!' 

I agree with you and no shhh. I got this. 

I'm not one of those people that collects pictures of Tim. Now I know what you're thinking 'But what'syoucallit! I collect THOUSANDS of Tim pictures! I've even got that picture of him when he made that tape in 2005 with that guy from that thing. Yeah THAT one! Let me run the blog! Let me!' 

And what I say to that is 'EXACTLY!' 

So what I'm trying to say to all almost 150 of you is that how about when you confess a thing that you also submit your preferred photo or gif with your hilariously fucked up but ultimately amazing and fascinating (I temporarily forgot how to spell fascinating) confessions, hmyes? Alternatively, you could SUBMIT A LINK to your preferred photo/gif(ssss)

Because that would be a good. 

So you do that and I will sit back and cease typing creepy things into the google machine. Okay? Cool. Glad we sorted that out. 

LOVE YOU.

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[The Feeters on tumblr are some of my favourite people ever. I feel so accepted and cannot get over how wonderful and lovely everyone is.]

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[When his voice does that thing after he's sung a note and he does sort of a moan, I get a Timgasm.]

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[To me, his smile is the world. It's beautiful.]

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[I wish I could meet him again and not embarrass myself like I did the first time.]

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[My boyfriend means the world to me. I love him so much. However, weirdly enough, it wouldn't be my relationship that would stop be from getting with Tim if I ever had the opportunity. It would be his relationship with his wife and children that I wouldn't want to sabotage.]

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[White Wine in the Sun makes me miss my dad more than anything else I can think of.]

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[I really dislike the Tim fans on Tumblr.]

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[I love it when Tim does piano solos in his songs. I just love how brilliant they are and the fact that he's an amazing composer and a comedic genius.]

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[It fills me with overwhelming jealousy when Tim talks about how close he is with his family, because I wish I was closer with my own.]

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[I mentally date photos of him by his eyebrows.]

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[I hate the huge piano solo in Dark Side. It's really unnecessary in my opinion.]

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[I think that Sarah and Tims’ relationship proves to us that we shouldn’t be too picky with looks. Tim wasn’t the best-looking person when he left high school, and now look at him... we’re all jealous.]