“blow minds not dicks”
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imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
bye
Perfect
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“blow minds not dicks”
lmfao
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
bye
Perfect
Faith in the next generation: Restored. CHAPTER 1 - Reasons why my niece is better than yours
This girl is a big bit of special - I’m about to show you why. Her knowledge in life for a 17 year old is beyond her years, and her advice is on point… CHECK IT!
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The brand spanking new #Tinder Profile pic - not gonna lie, it's my best one yet. Have had some interesting matches since the changeup!
#Church
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD
Big time burns...swipe down.
~*Tinder Match of the Week*~ MEET MARKO - Well, I thought it was funny...
Marko and I have similiar interests in Music and We've probably seen each other in passing within the scene...
Mind you - how the FUCK would you miss something like that?!?
Definitely diggin' the dudes style...
So I thought maybe he's from the states, which I suppose is kinda appealing...
Dude seemed Cultured....
I thought after seeing this pic that this dude would've been a straight laugh-out-loud kindah guy. He would probably drop some rank line on me and then laugh about it and then have a decent conversation - y'know, a bit of an egg - but a nice guy... And then...
I thought my response was funny, and I thought he might've responded comically about it... Nope, turns out he just wanted his dick sucked - Unmatched me right after I took this screenshot... Ahwell - no love lost here... or coins, thankfully... Sorry about your mate Jamie-Mae... Shoutout to this dude and to My now Ex girlfriend for giving me my blog back - I'll let my homeboy say it...
Look Who's Back!?!?
So after a month or two of having my life flipped upside down because of a Tinder match that had high potential to be a full-time relationship, I'm back on the wagon... I'm not gonna lie, I've missed single me - and lets face it, I know alot of people have missed me too...
Well, at least she has a plan.
Present day Cinderella doesn't wait for a fairy godmother to fix her up, she uses Tinder. Watch our take on the classic fairytale, updated for 2014. ...
Calling out dudes who turn hostile when rejected or ignored. DM or send your Felipes to [email protected]!
Seriously, my new favourite account.
~*TINDERDOUCHE OF THE MONTH - OCTOBER EDITION*~ - Meet Hayden: ROUND TWO
It's at this point he realized that I aint nothin' to fuck with. It was short and sweet - He bailed out and Unmatched again. If you wanna find him - here he is! https://www.facebook.com/hayden.todd.9 WINNER BY TKO - MISS MANU!!!! Me in the White Trunks
~*TINDERDOUCHE OF THE MONTH - OCTOBER EDITION*~ - Meet Hayden: ROUND ONE
As this will be one of three final posts on this blog for a very, very long time (The following posts will tell you why) I thought I'd hit you guys with what me and my friend "Tori" call a "Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner" - This dude is also a contradiction as he's also probably one of the biggest losers I've ever had to waste my time on not once - but twice! Ladiiiiiiiiieeeessssss Aaaaaaaand Geeentlemeeeeeeen!! Give it up for Hayden...
~*OLD TINDER MATCHES - Section; FAIL, Chapter KYLE*~
So this is a REEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLY OLD match from when I first jumped on Tinder - I forgot I screenshotted this. Still has that amazing sting of uncontrolable laughter when you read it.
Sorry, probably not a funny joke to drop...
Ugggghhhh - Special needs alright
~* The 2nd C(u)oming of Scottie*~
No fucking suprise there...
Oh man, this dude... Just.... Wow... Poor dude, he even got the like of James Deen all like...
And James Deen is one of the filthiest fuckers out... Y'all gon learn today...
~*Weekend (19/10/2014) Wanker: Meet Joseph*~
So this guy reckons just because he can play the Bass that his fingers can do the walking no matter where he goes...
My Reaction
For obvious reasons, I unmatched that shit...
ChaosLife: Pussy Pics
What were you expecting?
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What should be sent to Tinder matches when they ask for pics
Sex is a doorway to something so powerful and mystical, but movies usually depict it in a completely flat way. Being explicit doesn’t tap into the mystical aspect of it either in fact, that usually kills it because people don’t want to see sex so much as they want to experience the emotions that go along with it. These things are hard to convey in film because sex is such a mystery.
David Lynch (via david-lynch-world)