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Follow for humor and a sprinkle of fandom love for your perfect, perfect dash.

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[elfybean]

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

[defydamage]

I love you Archbishop Frank.

[wagahai-da]

teacher: i’ve uploaded a scan of the reading to the course page

scan:

[pukicho]

Remember to drink water babes

[i-like-pans7]

No

[pukicho]

Then become the dirt I walk on.

[nataleaf]

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

[studyandstorms-deactivated20250]

I cannot stress this enough- Build a routine. Build Habits. Wake up every day and get used to being productive, one day at a time. Do this for long enough and eventually you’ll be at your goal without even realising it. 

[hydro-homies]

“In my day we didn’t complain so mu-”

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[missnilescrane]

anyone: they kinda remind me of somebody that i used to know-

my brain instantly and without fail:

[paarsetulpen-moved]

what i really don’t get about older generations shitting on online friendships is that they seem to forget that before the internet, people used to have pen pals. they put up ads in a newspaper seeking people who shared their interests they could exchange letters with. and often they wrote to each other for years, even decades. maybe they never met but they still considered each other friends, someone they could talk to, someone they could trust.

today’s online friendships are practically the same, except we don’t have to wait for weeks/months for a reply anymore.

[lillie-garden]

bug type eeveelution is called beevee and its just an eevee who ate a bee & looks like this now

[heedra]

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

[heedra]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[irishcottagecafe]

Y’all ever wish your only responsibility was taking care of a small vegetable garden

[citrus-art-and-life]

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

[jakemorph]

“holy grail” is short for “holy grind rail,” a technique jesus used to get around jerusalem quickly

[maliketh]

jesus being a carpenter is actually a common misinterpretation of the text! he shredded a different kind of board

[scoundrelnurlife]

This is so youth pastory

[jakemorph]

if your youth pastor is telling you about the holy grail you are probably being indoctrinated by the knights templar

[catchymemes]

[thebindingbird]

HORF

[pixelsmasher]

Oh my fucking ribs.

[from-your-ashes]

this is clearly a case of a dog being reincarnated in the wrong body

[saywhat-politics]

“I find it revealing when people mock where I came from…” - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

[imperatoralicia]

*Raises eyebrows suggestively.*

[miselie-deactivated20200824]

M e t a l h u s b a n d

[casualzeppeli]

THREE EYE METAL HUSBAND!