i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
@peachdoxie

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

titsay
official daine visual archive

shark vs the universe
EXPECTATIONS

PR's Tumblrdome
No title available

tannertan36

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
Sade Olutola

#extradirty
The Stonewall Inn
h
cherry valley forever
ojovivo
untitled
No title available
hello vonnie
seen from Canada

seen from United States

seen from Venezuela
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Guyana

seen from Argentina
seen from Brazil
seen from Ecuador
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Barbados

seen from Türkiye

seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Belarus
seen from United States
@tingle-bell-blog
i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
@peachdoxie
Sandra Dee Lutheran
Lost in the sauce
this was an assignment from a bit ago but i kept forgetting to scan it in >.>
A little Tikki & Plagg doodle for funzies. Forgot Plagg's little antenna thing... Inspired in part by the Tendencies series by @kryallaorchid.
Care to debate abortion?
Nah
Mood. -V
This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was.
Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”
All conversation died.
I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.
The Devil’s Advocate was among us.
And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.
So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away.
Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.
tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.
A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry.
Is OP aware that oh so many books exist on this subject?
And that almost universally the ones authored by people with doctorates in classicism and mythology disagree with OP?
Including the… epic hymn that first told this story? You know what’s in that original source material… right?
Abducted, yes. Demeter mourned? Definitely. Rape, no.
So here’s some info on Ancient Greek wedding traditions which (oh my stars and garters!!) included abducting the bride. With the father’s permission, which Hades got before he took her away.
Here’s a whole book on the subject of Ancient Greek wedding custom and its conflation with funeral rites. (Which sounds a bit like Hades and Persephone to anyone who’s ever dabbled in things like explication and context)
Here’s a link to another book that talks about Persephone’s rise to power as a result of her willingly eating the pomegranate seeds.
Oh shit!!
Here’s a whole bunch of myths and hymns that talk about her Queen of the Underworld badassery!!
Holy pug tacos Batman!!
Here’s another book about the myth focusing on the seasonal religious and liminal rites. WHICH TAKE PLACE IN THE DRY SUMMER (not the fucking winter), which you know if you read a book.Way to go, OP!
All these fucking books! What could anyone possibly do with them all?!?!?!?! Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them?
A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of Persephone and Hades?
Maybe next time, you stringy piece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass.
JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU
I don’t often reblog posts of people getting owned, but when I do…
man the ancient greeks didn’t dare to speak persephone’s name she was that powerful and venerated (they called her Kore, “the maiden”), hades didn’t get that honour
Rebagel for those book links, I find the Persephone and Hades stuff on here fascinating and I want to research it more
Book links, owning and the sheer badassery that is Persephone.
reblog forever
Reblogging for the links until this misapprehension finally ceases.
See also: Seduction and Rape in Greek Myth and Predatory Goddesses, both by classicist Mary Lefkowicz.
Helpful!
A photo tutorial to help people with foreshortening arms that I saw on Twitter and thought was really neat and wanted to share with everybody here! :D
Oh look. It's me.
This is both amazing and profoundly irritating - the exact writing equivalent of that thing artists do - you know, how they’ll mess up anything that’s on expensive paper and planned in every single detail but get them doodling during a boring lesson and suddenly they’re Michel-bloody-angelo.
Re-watching InuYasha so I thought I'd draw him and showcase my dorkiness. Took liberties because I can. Color to come later. #inuyasha #imadork #dontjudgeme
Re-watching InuYasha so I thought I'd draw him and showcase my dorkiness. Took liberties because I can. Color to come later. #inuyasha #imadork #dontjudgeme
Head Cannon
Gabriel sings "Poor Unfortunate Souls" in the shower every morning to psyche himself up for a day of akumatizing.
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND GO READ BANE’S DRABBLE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! @baneismydragon
Marichat May, Day 15: Ridiculous Romantic Gestures
I’ve noticed that I’m not catching up. But! I’ve been managing to post everyday for the last five days. And this is the next part of “One Way or Another”.
Ch1 | Ch2 | Ch3 | Ch4 | Ch5 | Ch6 | Ch7 | Ch8
——
Marinette walked out of the doors and smiled to the shining sun. School was over, last night had been perfect, and the following evening was promising wonders.
Who could have guessed that she would fall head over heels for her dorky partner? Well, Tikki could. She had been telling her to pay attention to Chat Noir for years. Come to think of it, she had gotten unnaturally quiet about the matter lately.
Familiar male voices from behind made her snap out from her thoughts and hurry forward. She hadn’t texted Adrien yet, and she wanted to avoid questions, yet alone explain that she had been too distracted kissing her partner to think about the date-not date thing.
“Princess?” a voice called, and Marinette flinched, turning towards the source. An unknown blond boy stood there, smiling at her. Could he be?..
“You are Princess, right?” he pried.
“Oh… um… I g-guess?” she stammered. “Depending on who you are trying to find…”
“Then this is for you,” the boy grinned, placing a single red rose into her hands. “Your beauty rivals this rose!” he sing-songed. “Au revoir, mademoiselle!” The bowed, winked and disappeared, leaving the girl stare after him dumbfounded.
Marinette shook her head, regaining her composure and turned towards her home. She completely missed another blond, watching her from the top of the steps with a goofy smile.
“Dude,” Nino chuckled, shaking his head, “you could be less obvious right now.”
“She won’t notice,” Adrien breathed, watching her go.
The girl barely walked ten meters towards her house, when she bumped into someone.
“Oh, Monsieur, I’m so…”
“No need for that, Princess,” the man smiled, turning around. “Actually, I’ve been waiting for you.” He bowed and handed her a single red rose.
Marinette gaped at the flower in her hand. It looked just like the first one. “But Monsieur, ah…” she voiced, looking up. But there was no man any more. Instead of him, a six year old girl was standing in front of her.
“Are you really a princess?” she wondered
Marinette kneeled in front of the child. “No, sweetie, I’m just a normal girl.”
The little girl pouted. “But I was asked to give you this and call you princess!” She held out a red rose.
The young designer smiled, “You can keep it if you want.”
The girl looked at the flower, contemplating. “No,” she bid, furrowing her brows. “Mama will give me a candy if I do this.” She handed Marinette the rose and walked away.
The brunette looked around in confusion, but saw nothing that would explain what was happening. She shrugged and continued walking forward.
On a bus stop she saw a woman with a baby, struggling to get a carriage into a bus. The girl ran up to her and helped carry it in.
“Thank you so much!” the woman smiled and took out a rose. “This if for you!”
Marinette received the flower mechanically and watched the bus close its doors and drive away. She walked towards the traffic light, waiting it to turn green. An old lady stopped beside her on the sidewalk. “You’re such a nice girl,” she smiled. “And I’m really happy that you helped that woman.”
Marinette blinked in abashment. “Um… thank you?”
“This is for you,” the old lady bid, offering her a rose, “Princess.”
The girl accepted the flower, feeling her heart race. She looked around, serving for any trace of black on the roofs.
The light turned green, and Marinette crossed the road, smiling at the flowers in her arms. The bakery was crowded, she could see it from here. But as soon as she neared the door and grasped the handle, the people began drifting out, each of them holding a red flower.
Marinette’s head went spinning, her ears filled with “for you”, “Princess” and “beautiful”. And by the moment all the people had passed her, and left the bakery empty, the bouquet in her arms grew enormous in size.
“Welcome home, sweetie,” her mother called from the counter.
“I already like that boy,” her father spoke, coming to hug her. “This is for you, by the way.” He held out a single red rose, adding it to the pile in his daughter’s arms.
Marinette sniffled. “I… I have to go…” she mumbled, retreating upstairs.
“The vase is on the dinner table!” her mother called after her. “And make sure to bring him for dinner someday!”
Their daughter stopped on top of the stairs to beam at them. “Thank you!” she breathed before disappearing.
Her parents stared after her with soft smiles.
“So young,” Tom breathed dreamily.
“So romantic,” Sabine added, resting her head on his arm.
Meanwhile, Marinette stumbled into her room, holding a bouquet of roses in one arm and a vase in another.
After managing to fit all the flowers inside the vase and placing it on her desk, she looked up at her balcony hatch. She could only see the sky from here. The girl climbed up and peeked outside. No trace of Chat Noir. She almost closed the trap door, disappearing in her room again, when she caught a glimpse of red.
The girl climbed up. There, on her table, lay a single red rose with a note.
“Roses are red, violets are blue.
I can’t wait to say how much I love you.”
Marinette closed her eyes, bringing the rose to her nose and breathing in.
“You stupid cat,” she murmured. “Did you even have to try so hard?”
Thomas Astruc is savage.
I love it.
Original tweet
I love this man 💓