In an argument
Sirius: I hate you!
Remus: Not as much as I hate me.
Sirius:
Sirius: Babe, weâve talked about this.
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@tinker-tay
In an argument
Sirius: I hate you!
Remus: Not as much as I hate me.
Sirius:
Sirius: Babe, weâve talked about this.
Every family has a grinch
Mines name is Tay.
being attracted to girls is so difficult because its not like boys where you occasionally see one worth looking at. all girls are so pretty. i cant leave the house because i am constantly being attacked from all angles. every time i turn my head there is another angel blocking my path. im trapped, i cant escape but at the same time im not sure i want toâŚ.
I arrive at the park
Dinosaurs: Released
Tits: Out
Life: Finds a way
I am forcibly airlifted from Jurassic Park.
The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and itâs honestly a waste that my entire life isnât constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went home.
2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just put it back and didnât talk about it again.
3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized âwait itâs dark as fuckâ so I just held still until the guy gave up and left.
4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but then he got caught stealing girlâs underwear a day later and I never saw him again
5. That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the driverâs side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out
6. The night I was out on a walk and this old guy told me heâd locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him, so I told him âyou know that sounds super suspicious rightâ and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead
7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didnât follow me onboard
8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face, until I put him back outside and never saw him again.
9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me âpiĂąataâ and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals
10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks
11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped
12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back, so I went home
13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play âbloody maryâ in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said âno thanksâ and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead.
14. The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a big empty room full of dirt and empty cooking pots that I just sort of⌠locked up forever and never go near
15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360Âş spin with nobody touching it, so I said âthat was neatâ and never ate there again
16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing Iâd ever seen, right? But then it swooped down towards me, so I apologized immediately for being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didnât even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds
Sorry I know I bring this shit up a lot but sometimes im awake at night and I just. keep thinking
I think the secret to survival is to be good to animals, stay away from men, and say âno thanksâ to everything else
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the only post i care about
Lucy Liu photographed by Peter Lindbergh
i really enjoy lucy liu demonstrating how many ways she can kill a man
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr. Put an assumption in my ask. I'm not gonna be mean, I'm very interested.
Also bored.
Someone should redraw this in the classic TT style!
I think someone whispered my name⌠without actually whispering my name.
Again, I donât really think I was asked specifically, but hey, here ya go! ;D
My style = Original Style
I hope you donât mind, but I slowed the gif down because that is a FANTASTIC move.
The sword clearly cuts his wrist and waist. I mean he took the guys sword away, sure, but also fucked up his own ability to fight at the same time. Itâd be one thing if he was wearing armor, but this is like a dueling thing.
I think you give too much credence to a Swordâs ability to cut. This is from the manual I practice, âIl Fior di Battaglia,â âThe Flower of Battle,â by Fiore dei Liberi. I have performed this maneuver, and Iâve gotta say, when done right, it feels good.
Point being, if you do it right, when you pivot around your guard and bring the pommel around the blade, your wrist does come into contact with the edge, but there is no sliding motion, and itâs that sliding motion that causes a blade to slice. You pivot, pull against the blade, and it goes flying as your wrist pulls away from the edge.
Iâve never made a blade go flying so far as the guys in this video, but even if I did, the blade doesnât have the right kind of leverage and power behind it to cut into his waist there. It would strike him, and he might feel it, but I doubt it would even scratch his clothes.
^^^ this guy studies the blade
this peasant empty
YEET
when @hufflepuffs-princess turns you into a meme...
thanks boo!
Adverbs arenât evil; said isnât dead Please stop hitting the wall with your head Active is grand but not always the best Sometimes itâs passive that passes the test Some write with style, others write plain Letâs all agree that writingâs a pain The ârulesâ can be broken, twisted, or bent All that matters is that you are content Make your own story and write your own way This has been a writerâs PSA
The only writing rules I will accept.
Vampires are just rude pale little twinks
if youâre a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities
I know boys donât get these talks so let me clarify:
This doesnât just mean alcohol
Donât accept any open drinks
After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site
You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.
Youâve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.
Stay safe, babies
Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY.Â
Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.
always rb
rb for the advice
donât rely on taste, ppl could dissolve all kinds of drugs into ur drink so donât accept drinks from anyone unless u see it made by the bartender in front of u and keep ur drink in your sight, if u have to leave it then gulp it down or throw it away
Pride season is coming up so please stay safe!!
If you are not feeling great donât let a stranger take you outside. In fact, I know the allure of getting away from crowds when youâre sick is strong but stay where the people are.
Also watch out for each other. If someone is being suspect or you think someone is drugged alert security.
please please please i know the resources are gendered and assume compulsive heterosexuality but PLEASE check out some videos on drink safeguarding. better safe than sorry. stay aware, keep yourself informed, keep eachother safe.
I have a lot of feelings about Alphard Black.
âwhy canât female heroes kick arse in heelsâ because itâs not practical and will literally snap your damn ankle you can scream weaponised femininity all you want but first off, you need to admit that theyâre not an almighty symbol of empowerment, and secondly that if you do a job with a lot of physical activity in heels youâre risking your own safety. all these women fighting in heels on tv are going to end up seriously injuring themselves.Â
weaponised femininity is a concept made up in an attempt to get us to embrace the industries created to hold us back/profit from our insecurities so that we can continue to fit into the male expectation of what a woman should be and not question why we are forced to spend thousands on our appearance every year
just a small anecdote. I had a friend who worked in theater; she was the stage manager and an actress came to her in tears one day because the director absolutely refused to let her do a choreographed fight scene in less than 3 inch heels because âtheyâre platforms so youâll be okay.â My friend, who is a womanâs size 10, brought her own heels in the next day and DEMANDED the director put them on and try the choreography before the actress did it. He finally agreed to change it, without putting the heels on.
so like I know you might think of âall those women on tv fighting in heelsâ as fictional woman who WOULD hurt themselves in real life, but its fiction so its okayâŚexcept those women are portrayed by real actresses who are actually fighting in actual heels, being directed by dudes who have never worn a pair of heels in their lives, alongside men who arenât expected to constantly wear things that make their stunts 2x more dangerous than they have to be. Just a thought.
Men take âletâs see feminine women being badassâ to mean âletâs see women impractically focused on their appearance in combat situations.â
Thatâs why I loved Black Panther even more Nakia took off her heels and used them as weapons and was running and driving around barefoot in that one scene
A number of stuntwomen have spoken out about getting injured on sets because the character is wearing heels and skimpy clothing that provide no protection or padding. It literally harms rl women.
https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/29/why-stuntwomen-are-in-more-danger-than-men
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