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'Bout time I joined the fray. Name's Haephestus. Proud to be the Doc's eighteenth-favorite asset. If you put me in contact with MERC I'll find out where you live.

[tinkerer-posting]

I should get plastered today. I deserve it.

[agentbadass8167]

You and me both brothre

[trash-taika]

WHAT IS THIS PLATSERING THING AND HOW DO I DO IT

[tinkerer-posting]

Hey, I'm sober now.

I'm not gonna tell you.

[tinkerer-posting]

giving you forehead kisses

Why...

[tinkerer-posting]

New shipment in at Annex in... hopefully now, but I don't know if the delivery got sidetracked again. Need to send anyone other than Iliana to drive the truck, she always makes a god damn stop at that one filet place

Anyways. Gun parts you can have are in the big grey box. Don't touch the rest they're for the control guys

//@2bposting

YES! Thanks Doc!

[skeeterposting]

i need to drinking blood

[tinkerer-posting]

Wh... what?

[skeeterposting]

im gonna drinking you

[tinkerer-posting]

:(

[skeeterposting]

i need to drinking blood

[tinkerer-posting]

Wh... what?

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

cigarette forr cod pl PLEASE

THEY WMONT FUCKING GIVE ME ANY

[tinkerer-posting]

Sure, where are you right now?

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

theg offish

GET IT

[tinkerer-posting]

Okay, I'll be there soon, don't stress.

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

cigarette forr cod pl PLEASE

THEY WMONT FUCKING GIVE ME ANY

[tinkerer-posting]

Sure, where are you right now?

[2bposting]

Rejoining the agency Auditor payed me like 200 times ma paycheck here sorry

-@deimos-nevadaposting

Oh for the- money is no god damn object. If you are unhappy with your current pay, why the hell didn't you bring it up sooner? Come to my office, we can discuss it

And you'll keep the current benefits of not dealing with all the Agency's god damn dictatorial bullshit

[deimos-nevadaposting]

I'd rather deal with the Agency than deal with hank stabbin me in the back.

[deimos-nevadaposting]

Rocket launchers hurt, fun fact. They hurt a lot.

[deimos-nevadaposting]

At least if hank shows up at the agency I know I'm in danger, at SQ its like flipping a coin!!!

[tinkerer-posting]

He's not that bad...

[deimos-nevadaposting]

Hephaestus he shot a damn rocket launcher at me

[tinkerer-posting]

I mean, yeah, I can see why that would be traumatic.

[2bposting]

Rejoining the agency Auditor payed me like 200 times ma paycheck here sorry

-@deimos-nevadaposting

Oh for the- money is no god damn object. If you are unhappy with your current pay, why the hell didn't you bring it up sooner? Come to my office, we can discuss it

And you'll keep the current benefits of not dealing with all the Agency's god damn dictatorial bullshit

[deimos-nevadaposting]

I'd rather deal with the Agency than deal with hank stabbin me in the back.

[deimos-nevadaposting]

Rocket launchers hurt, fun fact. They hurt a lot.

[deimos-nevadaposting]

At least if hank shows up at the agency I know I'm in danger, at SQ its like flipping a coin!!!

[tinkerer-posting]

He's not that bad...

[auditor-posting]

wh3re do thEEEEEE hhh ho hsotages keee3p ge t 77ing these ph00nes

[tinkerer-posting]

Smiles.

[auditor-posting]

wh0 are you

[tinkerer-posting]

Spot the semicolon!

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[auditor-posting]

wh3re do thEEEEEE hhh ho hsotages keee3p ge t 77ing these ph00nes

[tinkerer-posting]

Smiles.

[agentbadass8167]

guys i just died what the fuck do i do

[tinkerer-posting]

Join the club, pal.

[madness-combat-confessions]

I think the agents are cute if they were real I'd kidnap one and force them to be my roommate

[killingandviolencefan2002]

I also drew you

— @agency-against-he-hims

its. its true i guess

[agency-against-he-hims]

see this ugly baby agrees its ugly

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i.i.im not a. baby

[agency-against-he-hims]

then why do all my agents think youre an ugly baby huh

[tinkerer-posting]

Because they're stupid.

[agency-against-he-hims]

can i pay you to kill hank

[tinkerer-posting]

... What's the number?

[agency-against-he-hims]

well im pretty sure theres only one hank but i can check to see if theres another

[tinkerer-posting]

I meant, how much are you paying me.

[agency-against-he-hims]

oh um. i guess all my campaign funds that i stole from phobos, which if im counting correctly would be 10,000 units of gold bars

[tinkerer-posting]

Yeah, I can kill him for you.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

oh.

[tinkerer-posting]

Sorry pal, money is money. I don't get paid enough.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i dont get. p.paid at all

can. can you kill me and then i get half the money w.when they bring me back

[tinkerer-posting]

Yeah, that works.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

I also drew you

— @agency-against-he-hims

its. its true i guess

[agency-against-he-hims]

see this ugly baby agrees its ugly

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i.i.im not a. baby

[agency-against-he-hims]

then why do all my agents think youre an ugly baby huh

[tinkerer-posting]

Because they're stupid.

[agency-against-he-hims]

can i pay you to kill hank

[tinkerer-posting]

... What's the number?

[agency-against-he-hims]

well im pretty sure theres only one hank but i can check to see if theres another

[tinkerer-posting]

I meant, how much are you paying me.

[agency-against-he-hims]

oh um. i guess all my campaign funds that i stole from phobos, which if im counting correctly would be 10,000 units of gold bars

[tinkerer-posting]

Yeah, I can kill him for you.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

oh.

[tinkerer-posting]

Sorry pal, money is money. I don't get paid enough.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

I also drew you

— @agency-against-he-hims

its. its true i guess

[agency-against-he-hims]

see this ugly baby agrees its ugly

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i.i.im not a. baby

[agency-against-he-hims]

then why do all my agents think youre an ugly baby huh

[tinkerer-posting]

Because they're stupid.

[agency-against-he-hims]

can i pay you to kill hank

[tinkerer-posting]

... What's the number?

[agency-against-he-hims]

well im pretty sure theres only one hank but i can check to see if theres another

[tinkerer-posting]

I meant, how much are you paying me.

[agency-against-he-hims]

oh um. i guess all my campaign funds that i stole from phobos, which if im counting correctly would be 10,000 units of gold bars

[tinkerer-posting]

Yeah, I can kill him for you.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

I also drew you

— @agency-against-he-hims

its. its true i guess

[agency-against-he-hims]

see this ugly baby agrees its ugly

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i.i.im not a. baby

[agency-against-he-hims]

then why do all my agents think youre an ugly baby huh

[tinkerer-posting]

Because they're stupid.

[agency-against-he-hims]

can i pay you to kill hank

[tinkerer-posting]

... What's the number?

[agency-against-he-hims]

well im pretty sure theres only one hank but i can check to see if theres another

[tinkerer-posting]

I meant, how much are you paying me.