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@2bposting
Not a FAQ but you should totally know this
Is your name actually Kyle? The answer is whatever pisses you off more
What do you mean you’re not a real doctor? Who told you that? I’m 100% legit, look at my legit license that has my name on it and all
Where is this license Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy
What the hell is Status Quo? Hotdog factory lol
Blog organization? Tags? Why would I make it easier for you to find anything
2bcockeater
Uncreative. You didn't even preserve the god damn pun
0/10 get better material
2bpenis or something. did i do ok. do i get chocolate milk
There is chocolate milk in the fridge if your alternate self hasn't taken it already
And yes you can have it
YAY THANK YOU
By the way, if we're out of choccy milk put it on the shopping list
Whoever's out can grab some on the next trip through an A.A.H.W. base :P
2bcockeater
Uncreative. You didn't even preserve the god damn pun
0/10 get better material
2bpenis or something. did i do ok. do i get chocolate milk
There is chocolate milk in the fridge if your alternate self hasn't taken it already
And yes you can have it
2bcockeater
Uncreative. You didn't even preserve the god damn pun
0/10 get better material
I never found the appeal of eating heavily, all the oil and grease that dampens your fingers disgusts me. And not to mention, all the dippings and sauce get on your lips.
Why can't people eat like a regular grunt? Where are your manners.
Imagine caring about manners in the middle of the god damn apocalypse
lol. lmao, even
Kyle stop messing with my perception of time I’m trying to get work done
Sounds like a whole load of not my god damn problem :D
Can you Stop causing problems with the perception of time? I know your just having fun but please this is not funny
Wrong number. Try the Nexus Core instead
Or the god damn Machine if you can reach the bastard
Hey you don’t know me yet but can you hurry up and steal a Time Machine?
I need to get beck from when I’m from
Hm. No :)
Hope this helps
what if the world was made of pudding
itd prolly be sticky ngl
nah nah listen
itd be fine
man you can be Pudding Feet Andy all you want but if we wake up tomorrow and the ground is just sticky sticky vanilla pud you're carrying me bridal style through every mission from then on
If it is I'm inventing a god damn hoverchair within one(1) hour
Have fun slogging through the pudding though
ihhave a question !
why a..m i Why do ijnot hhavve skin
- @gestalt-posting
I am not authorized to speak on the behalf of our Director's decisions. You may have more luck asking him directly.
As well as that, I am obligated to request that you provide a location so the Nexus Core can send a squad to pick you up.
AND MAKE SURE TO KEEP THAT DISGUSTING THING ON A LEASH OR SOMETHING, NOBODY ASIDE FROM YOU IDIOTS WANT IT.
Would you like to come say that to her face :)
I'm certain many of us would love to see the aftermath of that
hey dude I need a time machine I'm gonna go back in time and inject @sweet-tony-posting with estrogen
-@chopper-dave-posting
I do not control the direction in which time flows
EX FUCKING SCUSE ME???????????????
Lol
Lmao
I'd recommend running far away from the sound of helicopters
hey dude I need a time machine I'm gonna go back in time and inject @sweet-tony-posting with estrogen
-@chopper-dave-posting
I do not control the direction in which time flows
throwing m head at coworkrs in hte annex smiles
update:no more throwing head somone tied it to the ceilingfan max speed
(･_･ )
i thought itd be funnier to stick it in the dryer but
yeag dryer would hve been.funnier & less fast smiles
crazy shit
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT IS THAT
fuck if i know
CAN WE GET RID OF IT?????
yeah that would be funny
OK!!!! WHERE DO WE FIND IT???
uhhh. um idunno
No, we cannot get rid of it, we live in it
Do not give me more god damn reality-ending issues to sort out
can i come over to sniffing the place i really like to sniffing things
[@mag-hank-posting]
The Nexus Core as an entity has a restraining order filed against all permutations of Hank J. Wimbleton, enforceable by soldat kill-squads. Please do not come within ten miles of the Nexus Science Tower.
whatd i do...
Wow wtf. ignore that guy. ill let you sniffing the agency against he hims
i.is this a trick to kill them
do you also want to come. people have been disproportionately being mean to hanks lately people who arent me and tbh its just getting sad 🍷 phobos wouldnt mind letting you guys sniffing the giant barrel of blood i mean wine
The two of you aren't even in the same universe. I doubt they can make it to your permutation of the god damn Agency
Anyways Hank I should have a shipment of blood in from Hofnarr soon. You can sniff it however much you want
...Although if you can ransack one of this alternate Agency's outposts I'll consider that acceptable as well. Whatever. You can sniff it afterwards, too, I don't care
oh golly, so much blood from so many people! how kind of everyone!
Yes, you can do whatever you want with the blood once it's arrived. Just clean the kitchen once you're done
can i come over to sniffing the place i really like to sniffing things
[@mag-hank-posting]
The Nexus Core as an entity has a restraining order filed against all permutations of Hank J. Wimbleton, enforceable by soldat kill-squads. Please do not come within ten miles of the Nexus Science Tower.
whatd i do...
Wow wtf. ignore that guy. ill let you sniffing the agency against he hims
i.is this a trick to kill them
do you also want to come. people have been disproportionately being mean to hanks lately people who arent me and tbh its just getting sad 🍷 phobos wouldnt mind letting you guys sniffing the giant barrel of blood i mean wine
The two of you aren't even in the same universe. I doubt they can make it to your permutation of the god damn Agency
Anyways Hank I should have a shipment of blood in from Hofnarr soon. You can sniff it however much you want
...Although if you can ransack one of this alternate Agency's outposts I'll consider that acceptable as well. Whatever. You can sniff it afterwards, too, I don't care
hey doc! +3 heard one of your hank's is looking for blood, how are you on supplies? I'd be happy to send a little extra over if you'd like! I've got fresh and frozen depending on how far you are, whichever you'd prefer ^^ lmk !
ps, found any isopropyl alcohol? im mainly looking for 70%, but anything above that will also do. id love to work out a trade +3c
- @hofnarr-posting
My supplies are exactly as much as I can disinfect and preserve from whatever agents we kill in the area. @mag-hank-posting How are you holding up on this front? If you are going to insist on drinking blood I'd rather have you on something I know is god damn safe
On that note, I'll have a new dropoff location. Find the coordinates in your private messages
As for the alcohol, I should have a few bottles in storage. At least I brought that along. God damn traitors giving us far too little time to move
