drinking the stars

“Stars got tangled in her hair whenever she played in the s k y.” Tinsley Penelope Vanderbilt. Twenty years old. Proud Manhattan born-trust fund baby. Full time president of Zeta Alpha Zeta and part time Sailor Scout. Seek the Noblest.

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: I have loved you for a thouuuuusand years

Tinsley: Sing karaoke for me.

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: You think you could find a love like this?

Tinsley: Not even if I search for a thousand years.

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: You think? What if you trip over them?

Tinsley: Well then you die and I find myself a new boyfriend.

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: Width or length?

Tinsley: Width for sure. Longer helps.

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: Can fat people not tight rope walk?

Tinsley: Depends on the size of their foot.

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: I don't know, I thought if I made you self conscious about it you'd give me the spot.

Tinsley: I think you just lowkey called me fat

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: You'd suck at tight rope walking though

Tinsley: Why do you say that?

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eli-heath:

Cap, how can you ruin 14 batches of cupcakes?

I’m a really bad cook. I’m terrible with things that happen in the kitchen. I’m not proud of it.

[tinsleyvanderbilt]

logan-mcaden:

I respect that, but you can still get your own cookies.

So does this mean you won’t be eating any of these?

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: Done and done. I'll be a tight rope walker

Tinsley: You can't cause that's what I was going to be. You can be a clown.

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: That z made it cool.

Tinsley: I'm too cool for school. let's join the circus.

[un-paso-lejos]

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: Cool kid talk for I love you.

Tinsley: What's cool kid talk for get over here before I break up with you for realz this time?

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logan-mcaden:

So some poor soul made themselves some cookies and you are trying to steal them by getting someone else to do it for you? Damn. I like the way you think.

It’s survival of the fittest, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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savannah-burton:

I’ll only do it if you feed me and cuddle with me.

Are you going to let me pick a movie if we do cuddle?

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eli-heath:

How on Earth did you do that?

I was making Blake a cupcake last year, for his first game. I ended up destroying about 14 different batches and still didn’t get it. I burnt myself in the process. 

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Text: Blake and Tinsley

Blake: Iluhyou

Tinsley: What the hell is that? Is that a typo?