Could Hydrate A Small Child With Tears

a side blog to dump all of my dsmp thoughts. i will maybe liveblog sometimes, crime bois and sbi my beloved. i will try to avoid discourse. asks open :))) pfp by zyraxwastaken on Twitter, main blog here.

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New Deceit's an Old Design Info (pinned post)

Info below the cut!

Tagging

All post relating to New Deceit's an Old Design will be tagged dsmp ndaod. This will include (but is not limited to) chapter notification posts (posted on mondays), six sentence sundays (posted on Sundays, duh /lh), and aus of ndaod.

Schedule

New chapters of ndaod will be posted once per week on Mondays, accompanied by a chapter notification post shortly after. There will be one week between chapter updates, and there will be two weeks between series updates.

Six-ish sentences of the following chapter will be posted once per week on Sundays as a preview for Monday's chapter.

Sequels & Prequels

New Deceit's an Old Design will have four main canon works in the series as well as a long prequel. Posts relating to these will also be posted under the tag "dsmp ndaod" for consistency.

Art

Fanart by Zyra (Twitter: zyrawastaken Instagram: xx_zyra_xx)

NDAOD Chapter Two (Instagram)

NDAOD Chapter Three (Instagram)

NDAOD Chapter Ten (Instagram)

ASAD Chapter One (Twitter)

ASAD Chapter Three (Twitter)

ASAD Chapter Four (Twitter)

ASAD Chapter Five (Twitter)

ASAD Chapter Six (Twitter)

ASAD Chapter Seven (Twitter)

WMAE Chapter One (Twitter)

CMSAPTF Chapter One (Twitter)

CMSAPTF Chapter Two (Twitter)

CMSAPTF Chapter Four (Twitter)

CMSAPTF Chapter Six (Twitter)

CMSAPTF Chapter Seven (Twitter)

White Horses (Twitter)

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Fanart for chapter four of NDAOD by hivemindscape on Twitter! And more for chapter seven of ASAD!

Additional Notes

This story will reward you for paying attention to details and remembering them. There are no coincidences. Even if it takes until the final chapter of the last story in the series, everything will come full circle ;)

Discord!

[bludoby]

when older siblings babysit:

Ko-Fi || Carrd

[wolfythewitch]

Family photo :]

[anxxboyy]

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“blonde hair doesn’t really stand out in a field of wheat and dust, does it?”

“What’s that supposed to mean? Who else is gonna tell me, Wilbur?”

“Dad,” Wilbur says, surely. “Dad can tell you.”

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Or: A historically accurate Crimeboys Dust Bowl AU in which Tommy is young and bitter, Wilbur is young and naive, and Phil… Well. Tommy doesn’t know anything about Phil, actually. That’s kind of the problem.

One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six

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The Road of Flight

“blonde hair doesn’t really stand out in a field of wheat and dust, does it?”

“What’s that supposed to mean? Who else is gonna tell me, Wilbur?”

“Dad,” Wilbur says, surely. “Dad can tell you.”

—

Or: A historically accurate Crimeboys Dust Bowl AU in which Tommy is young and bitter, Wilbur is young and naive, and Phil… Well. Tommy doesn’t know anything about Phil, actually. That’s kind of the problem.

One | Two | Three | Four | Five

[griancraft]

HELP

[wolfythewitch]

The vague sandduo art timeline!! (Skipping time in limbo/ghostbur cause most of my art there are either in animatics or somewhere I can't find lmaooo)

[ao3simulator]

Alexander Hamilton/Walter White 🥴

[areus-in-a-little-cave]

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The Road of Flight

"blonde hair doesn’t really stand out in a field of wheat and dust, does it?"

“What’s that supposed to mean? Who else is gonna tell me, Wilbur?”

“Dad,” Wilbur says, surely. “Dad can tell you.”

—

Or: A historically accurate Crimeboys Dust Bowl AU in which Tommy is young and bitter, Wilbur is young and naive, and Phil… Well. Tommy doesn’t know anything about Phil, actually. That’s kind of the problem.

One | Two | Three | Four

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“What do you say we crimeboys do a little arson tonight, then?”

“What’s arson?”

“When you burn shit.”

“Fuck yeah.”

Wilbur chuckles. “I’m glad you’re excited for that.”

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The Road of Flight

"blonde hair doesn’t really stand out in a field of wheat and dust, does it?"

“What’s that supposed to mean? Who else is gonna tell me, Wilbur?”

“Dad,” Wilbur says, surely. “Dad can tell you.”

—

Or: A historically accurate Crimeboys Dust Bowl AU in which Tommy is young and bitter, Wilbur is young and naive, and Phil… Well. Tommy doesn’t know anything about Phil, actually. That’s kind of the problem.

One | Two | Three

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“Are you…” Tommy starts, but Wilbur coughs again, and he cuts himself off. “Are you going to yell at me now?” he asks, carefully, quietly.

Wilbur shakes his head, and Tommy can see tiny particles of dust detach themselves from his hair and slowly drift down to the floor. “When I can breathe again—” a curt cough briefly interrupts him, “—then I’ll yell at you.”

[mrtechnodads-updates-deactived]

this story made my day, also he liked oreos

x

[correctdsmpquotes]

wilbur: did i ever tell you about the time i almost got a leech on me?

tommy: i had a leech on me the other day.

wilbur: really? where were you?

tommy: river.

wilbur: why were you in a river?

tommy: to meet the leeches.

[quotes-ig]

Another Ten Stupid Conversations from the Dream SMP Gang

Tommy: You got a lot of friends, Techno?

Techno: Not really

Tommy: Oh

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Dono: Hey Philza, could not catch streams in a bit. What have you been up to?

Phil: We’ve been doing crystal!

Phil:

Phil: Wait

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Tommy: Wilbur, you can message me to stop if I’m pushing it, but I’m not pushing it. I’m being awesome.

Tubbo: Wow, you’re so confident

Tommy: Thank you, Tubbo! Do you aspire to be more like me?

Tubbo: I do!

Tommy: Why?

Tubbo: Uh...god...

Tubbo: That was actually a complete lie!

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Tommy: You get attached to your horses, do you?

Techno: ...yeah

Tommy: Well I’ve never been attached to anything.

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Schlatt: The only person I’m not platonic with is my hot chess girlfriend

Quackity: I thought I was your hot chess girlfriend :(

Schlatt: You don’t play chess.

Quackity: I’ve played chess before! Fundy, have I or have I not played chess with you in the past?

Fundy: You...have not played me in chess

Quackity: Okay...yeah...

Fundy: Why would you bring that up? That’s, like, never happened.

Quackity: I just thought you’d vouch for me :(

Fundy: No.

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Wilbur: I’m doing some guerilla warfare

Techno: We’re gonna need more gorillas! :D

Wilbur: Yeah, that’s why I need you here, Techno

Techno:

Techno: Thats kinda rude...

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Tubbo: *joins vc* Hello :D

Niki: Hello! Hey, Tubbo, um-

Tubbo: Yes! Hey!

Niki: Hi!

Tubbo: Hey! Hey!

Niki: Hi! Hey!

Tubbo: Hi! Oh my god, hi!

Niki: Oh my god, hey! Hi!

Tubbo: Hey! Hi!

Niki: Hi!

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Tommy: Dude, Phil, you’re gonna die of old age

Phil: Wha-

Tommy: Sorry to break it to you, pal

Phil: I-

Phil: This child needs discipline

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Niki: Does Fundy is furry?

Fundy: I hate it here

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Tommy: How is your horse so quick? How do I boost my horse’s numbers?

Techno: Uhhh, you have to selectively breed them

Tommy: Ugh, you sound like every science teacher I’ve ever had

Techno: Your-

Techno: Your science teachers have been practicing eugenics?

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The Road of Flight

"blonde hair doesn’t really stand out in a field of wheat and dust, does it?"

“What’s that supposed to mean? Who else is gonna tell me, Wilbur?”

“Dad,” Wilbur says, surely. “Dad can tell you.”

—

Or: A historically accurate Crimeboys Dust Bowl AU in which Tommy is young and bitter, Wilbur is young and naive, and Phil… Well. Tommy doesn’t know anything about Phil, actually. That’s kind of the problem.

One | Two