Signs based on people Iâve met:
Aries - Istg, I canât keep up with you. Too much energy. How come you donât explode? Cool mates, but always getting in trouble. Fucking balls of light. Have a hard time admiting their faults. Stop spamming my twitter, btw.
Taurus - Canât figure you out until you decide to actually open up. Hella fascinating people with big hearts. But if crossed once, theyâre out forever. Stubborn as fuck. Need to be dragged out of their houses against their will. Have a lot of know-it-all moments, itâs kinda cute.
Gemini - Theyâre weird. Theyâre here and theyâre there. Iâve met the cool ones and the uncool ones. Chill down with the flirting skills, if you may. Talk a lot and are funny as fuck. Itâs hard to trust you, though. But well, youâre all sexy as fuck.
Cancer - Manipulative little shits with big hearts that cry for them when they canât cry on their own. Sensitive people who know what to say because they actually listen and donât just wait for their turn to talk. Theyâre the mom friend you both hate and love.
Leo - Queens of the drama club. Care a lot for their own. You either love them or you hate them, thereâs no in-between. Need to chill tho, theyâre always so defensive⌠not everyone is trying to dethrone you, you big fluffy cat.Â
Virgo - Worrisome people at heart. Loyal friends who know how to keep their head in the clouds and their feet on the ground at the same time. But yo, Virgos, youâre not always right. And stop with the âI told you soâ, itâs getting old. CHILL! Thank you for the good advices tho.
Libra - Omg, you guys are always spamming shit over my Facebook feed. I get it - yadda yadda - your love life is a mess but jfc, no one actually cares. With that aside, you guys have them brains and itâs nice to discuss things with you. You always manage to see the world from a different perspective, one no one has considered yet.
Scorpio - I kinda have a crush on all of you. Your soul is deeper than your asshole, I guess thatâs why we get a taste of said asshole first. But well, even if you try to play it cool, you and I both know you have lots of feelings. Also, chill with the vampire books, okay? Yeah, yeah, youâre a badass. We know, we know.
Sagittarius - Tbh, youâre like the wind. I need small portions of your presence in my life but if itâs too much everything becomes a mess and Iâll have to kick your ass. Theyâre cool people tho. Once theyâre in your life theyâll make sure they leave a mark so when they walk out youâll actually miss them. Hella presence of spirit.
Capricorn - Youâre not as cool as you think. Youâre either hella interesting or hella boring. Like to play the victim far more often than they should, but oh well. Loyal friends. Will be real with you and will allow you to be just as real with them. Canât really get rid of them, lol. Donât cry on their shoulder, they will just talk shit in a cheap attempt of trying to cheer you up.
Aquarius - Theyâre aliens. Thatâs all there is to be said. Oh, also airheads at best. Feel too deep, show too little. Will live for their friends or not live at all. Theyâre smarter than they think. But when they do know that theyâre smart they act like some smug motherfuckers.
Pisces - Change is their middle name. Theyâve already reinvented themselves the second time you meet. They adapt too fast even though theyâre just little balls of fluff. Donât be mistaken tho, thereâs a storm inside them. And, if youâre the right person, theyâll let you sail through the vast ocean that is their mind. Melancholy is their best friend. Call them at 4am with your shitty thoughts and theyâll be there for you. Theyâre heartbreakers at their finest.
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