I'm the gayest heap

[tinychatter]

Feel the beat under your feet

The floor's on fire

Abracadabra (x2)

[tinychatter]

Hello gays!

[tinychatter]

Who here is gay? Make some noise!

[tinychatter]

Who's ready for LG7? Paws up!

[tinychatter]

Gay? But of course!

[tinychatter]

I am... gay!

[tinychatter]

I want your stupid love.

[tinychatter]

I'm gay, and I listen to Lady Gaga.

[tinychatter]

Why yes, I am gay. Thank you for asking.

[tinychatter]

Yes, the rumors are true - I am gay!

[tinychatter]

I'm as free as my hair.

[tinychatter]

Gay, and loving it!

[tinychatter]

"Knock knock."

- “Who’s there?”

“It’s me.”

- “‘It’s me’ who?”

“It’s me, tinychatter, and I am gay.”

[tinychatter]

I love being gay and having fun.

[tinychatter]

My ARTPOP could mean anything.

[tinychatter]

Just Dance

Gonna be okay

Da do do

Just Dance

Spin that record babe

[tinychatter]

Wow, I really and truly am so gay.