Tagline Hell

So you and your crew put your blood, sweat, and tears into making a movie... and somebody in the studio's marketing department slapped so idiotic catch phrase under the title. You have our condolences, but you have to admit... it is kinda funny.

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I found myself at a baby shower this weekend where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a notecard.

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Faded

Yeah... I got a new job...

I'll put things back together soon, but there's a bit of silence around here for a moment.

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Rifftrax: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978/2007)

From Rifftrax:

Have a Happy Life Day! And nothing kicks off a memorable Life Day quite so much as watching the legendary Star Wars Holiday Special receive a fully deserved Rifftrax parody treatment! Yes, all your favorite Wookies are here: there’s Chewbacca, Malla, Itchy, Lumpy and Art Carney.

Tony Award Winner and Oscar nominated Diahann Carroll as a singing holographic prostitute who services Grandpa Itchy. And Bea Arthur stretches her talent by playing a woman. Not only that, there are commercials from 1978 that will come close to convincing you that “1978” is fairly synonymous with “Hell”.

Because we taped ours off of the television set, and our NV-9300 doesn’t have an “edit” function printed on one of its dozens of plastic piano key-style switches, we just left the commercials in there.

Bill, Mike, and Kevin make this the itchiest, lumpiest Life Day of them all!

To celebrate Life Day, which this year falls on International Gingivitis Awareness Week, Rifftrax invite you to share in this baffling, incompetent abomination at the low-low price of $7.99. Buy it now before the creator of Felicity makes one even more putrid. 

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Oh my god...

this just happened.  The voices of Mike, Crow, and Servo have been laid over the audio of the Star Wars Holiday Special.

I think my head just caved in.

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MONSTER ISLAND (2004)

Connu aussi sous les titres suivants : Les Insectes Mutants / L’Île des monstres

TITRE ORIGINAL : Monster Island

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Monster island is actually a peninsula.

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Never noticed the name of the market in The Touch of Satan before… looked it up, and it’s still there. If anyone wants to pop in and say “ZAH!”

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Can we go see where the fish lives?

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Slime People - "PUT YOUR EAR HERE! Learn the secret to save your LIFE!"

Mine didn't work. Am I going to be okay?

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Horrors of Spider Island - "He strangles his victims with his mammoth claws!"

Isn't that kind of like bludgeoning your victims to death with the handle of your machete?

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Son of Dracula - "Temptress of Terror! A Vampire's Bride... with blood on her lips!"

I imagine the vampire she's marrying would find bloody lips to be more attractive than terrifying.

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Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor"Don't fall asleep... You may never wake up!"

So just weigh that fear against how you'll feel after a few days without sleep.

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Killers from Space - "Astounding drama as bulb-eyed men invade Earth from flying saucers!"

You'd think bulb eyed men and astounding drama would be mutually exclusive.

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Blood Shack - "I warned them not to go inside!"

It's called the "Blood Shack" and you warned them?

Some people are beyond saving.

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I never would have predicted the rampant success of this particular GIF... it is far and away the most popular animated GIF I ever created.  Every now and then it catches another updraft and blows up my "activity" graph.

...though it is one of those perfect moments in the Gamera series where there is really nothing more you could say.

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Reblog if your blog is A Best Brains Production

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I think mine might be...

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So true

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The Video Dead - "Look what's living inside your television."

Are you sure you want to use the word "living" to describe television zombies?

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Zaat - "It would take an atom bomb to wipe out the walking catfish!"

Er... why? Are catfish only killable by nuclear explosion? Are all those po' boys I've eaten over the years going to give me cancer?