The Wandering Forest Owl

A personal blog of a wandering Witch and Pagan.

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

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Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

I LOVE the tags on this post, they make me so happy:

[theintrovertnation]

[voidscreamingformillenials]

You don't become a witch by getting initiated into some secret coven, you become a witch by being the weird kid who always wanted to make potions and research mythology, then refusing to ever let that aesthetic go.

[madimoo31]

“fuck you my child is fine” ma’am your child was a pleasure to have in class

[transmascakechigoro]

if you understand this meme trust me, thats the first sign youre not fine

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

[2000love]

don’t understand stocks because i’m sexy but apparently the rich are suffering? keep up the good work and god bless

[whitepeopletwitter]

[goldshame-deactivated20220216]

princess treatment or gtfo

[filmnoirsbian]

From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

[everythingfox]

Pikachu cat

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

witches who support modern medicine 2k18

[stormwaterwitch]

GO TO A DOCTOR

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[dailypattondoodles]

^^^^

[black-hippie-moonchild]

Same here ☺️☺️

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[sage-burning-witch-deactivated2]

This is a blessing post in hopes that good money comes your way.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[bumbleblossoms]

instead of being human can I be a kind forest spirit who just fulfills wanderers wishes

[slothblog]

I’m not a tit for tat person. Don’t care if it took you 5 hours to respond. Probably been busy. Texting you back right away cuz I’m available n I miss you.