Trashheap Kingdom

Private, Affiliated blog for pyrocicle and crims0ncust0dian's Fellswap NPCS

[pyrocicle]

{ the Brat with their boys - Puppy, Khao, and Talbot. What? I told you guys the Doves had skeletons~ }

[tinytrashheapkingdom]

Khao: -TERRIBLE joke-

Tally: -doesn't get it-

Khao: -explains-

Tally: -groans- pity me

Khao: I PITY YOU

Tally: no you don't *you told that joke*

Khao: YOU'RE RIGHT. GYAHAHA.

[tinytrashheapkingdom]

pyrocicle: if prisoners could take their own mug shots, they'd be called cell-fies

FERALPRINCE: I'M CONFISCATING YOUR PHONE

[tinytrashheapkingdom]

FUCKDAMMIT WITH A SIDE OF SHIT SALAD AND PISS DRESSING WITH EXTRA SALT.

[pyrocicle]

HUSH YOUR SHUT

💛 sans (via pyrocicle)

[tinytrashheapkingdom]

I HAVE ASCENDED PAST ANGER AND INTO EXHAUSTION. FUCKDAMMIT.

[tinytrashheapkingdom]

As a quick note: Sans and Papyrus are not related in this AU. As Sans would like to say...

* WHAT, JUST BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH SKELETONS WE MUST BE RELATED? GET YOUR FILTHY MIND OUT OF WHATEVER GUTTER IT CRAWLED INTO TO DIE BEFORE I REVERSE YOUR RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

[tinytrashheapkingdom]

Theano Didot, nicknamed “Puppy.” Adopted son of Sans and Paps, he just sort of showed up a few months back. He’ll eventually trail off after Dove and Erin, but for now he’s irritating Dad and Papa with incessant questions and the sort of shenanigans only little kids can get up to. A were-blaster, but unlike most verses, he tends to stick to skeleton form.

[ Theano

LV 8 ATK 15 DEF 15 HP 200/200 

* What a good boy. ]

3′6, ~15lbs. Wears his parents’ outgrown clothing because he likes to smell like them. Can summon up to six blasters, as well as turning into one himself. Usually won’t fight unless another member of the party is reduced to less than half HP. 

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Khao, the resident Sans. Nicknamed after the Khao Manee cat, in-universe his most common nickname is “Diamond Eyes”. He’s a fan of the bling, as one might imagine. He also tends to claw the shit out of anything he tries to touch without wearing thick gloves to blunt his claws. Thankfully, Papyrus at least appreciates that. Despite an abrasive-seeming attitude, he’s actually pretty caring under it and is very respectful of the boundaries of anyone with his respect or under his protection. 

[ Sans

LV 12 ATK 60 DEF 20 HP 400/400

* He likes to say GYAH HAH HAH ]

4′5, ~26lbs. Prefers to fight at a distance with sharpened bone needles. If forced to close-range, fights with stiletto daggers. In an emergency, can summon a blade in the fork of his tail as well.