It Me

this is where i write all my prompts :)

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Galaxy High Fanfiction !

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79466376

I'm still in a but of a writing slump but I recently got really hyperfixated on the 1985 cartoon Galaxy High School, so I wrote a little baby fic of my two favorite humans :). If you haven't seen it, all 12 episodes are free on Youtube!

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The Mystreet Cast if Aphmau Was On A Phone Call With Her Mom

"Come on guys, she's trying to talk to her mom": Katelyn, Zane, Laurance, and Kim

*Loud, lewd noises: Travis and Dante

"EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!": Garroth

Is asleep: Nana, Aaron, and Lucinda

*Gets really close to phone* "Tell her I said hi :)": Melissa

Dead: Ein

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The Aftermath of a Zana Fight

Zane: hey can you get me some water

Nana: okay

Nana: *fills a cup of ice*

Zane: i asked for water

Nana: wait

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How Katelyn Got A Girlfriend

Katelyn: wanna do a Q&A

Luka: sure

Katelyn: you ask first

Luka: what's your favorite food?

Katelyn: triangles okay my turn

Katelyn: do you like girls

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How Michi X Zane Would Look If Cannon

Michi: if you were my husband i'd poison your coffee.

Zane: if you were my wife i'd drink it.

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Garroth, walking up to a puddle: hey zane

Zane: yeah?

Garroth: is that water or gasoline?

Zane: only one way to find out

Zane: *takes match out of pocket, lights it, and throws it at the puddle*

The puddle catches on fire

Garroth: ZANE

Zane: hey look its gasoline

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Zane: hey nana can you drive me to the store?

Nana: i can't drive

Zane: what? why?

Nana: i'm already sexy and depressed you expect me to know how to drive?

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Aaron: hey babe

Aphmau: yeah?

Aaron: my fitbit says i got 20k steps yesterday and i burned 2.4% of my body fat

Aphmau on the couch with a cheeseburger in her mouth:

Aphmau: cool

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Kidnapper: i have your son

Katelyn: what? i don't have a son.

Kidnapper: then who the hell asked for chocolate milk and uncrustables?

Katelyn: oh my god

Kidnapper: what

Katelyn: you have my boyfriend

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Aarmau: borderline beastiality... but it's cute... its cute, its CUTE I SWEAR ITS CUTE-

Zane~Chan: i will fall in love with you in three days as you take me on an adventure to discover that i am a lost princess, and yes, that's a threat.

Travlyn: touch me and i will WHOOP your ass, but you cute, ig. oh yeah we also turn into frogs, but it's relevant to the plot i SWEAR.

Garrence: look bro i'm just trying to defeat the huns stop staring at my ass.

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Zane: four i love you, and thank you for naming your cat after me, but i don't think calling me-

Nana, petting the cat: calling you what human zane?

Zane:

Zane: that

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Nana: ZANE

Zane: oh thank irene four please explain-

Nana: YOU LOVE GENE???

Zane:

Nana:

Zane: i don't think i love anyone anymore

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Aphmau: who do you love?

Zane: four? isn't it obvious?

Aphmau:

Aphmau: listen zane its been years you need to get over the shadows knights

Zane: wait-

Aphmau: i'm sorry you didn't get in but gene isn't worth it

Zane: wait no please i didn't-

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Reasons Why The Mystreet Cast Would Shotgun a Beer, and Their Time Finished

Aphmau: does it to be cool; chokes after like two seconds and spits the beer EVERYWHERE

Aaron: does it,,, just because; guns it in four seconds

Garroth: this dude is the MASTER and will take anyone on even when not asked; guns it in four seconds

Laurance: eh, beer's not his style but he'll do it if asked; guns it in seven seconds

Zane: he hates beer, so no.

Nana: will do it with some persuasion; shotguns it in three seconds (eat your heart out garroth)

Katelyn: man she loves shotgunning so it doesn't take much persuasion; shotguns it in about six seconds

Travis: talks a big game but ends up with the same result as petite little aphmau

Lucinda: shotguns it in.... two seconds??? wait nvm she took a potion beforehand so she cheated

Kim: she doesn't even want to TOUCH a beer can

Melissa: "YOU WANNA FIGHT?! YOU WAN' FIGHT LITTLE MAN?!" she guns it in three seconds just to spite her brother

Ein: satan only gives flat seltzer in hell

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Oh no they are soulmates

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Importante

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Genie: hello nana, i am here to grant you three wishes!

Nana: i wish my life was like a video game

Genie: done! let me show you-

Genie: why are you checking your stats?

Nana: i'm trying to see what the hell is wrong with me

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Mystreet Cast as Stuff They'd Say at an Amusement Park

Aphmau: see that tall one? yeah thats our first stop.

Aaron: no babe you cannot go into the lazy river without a floaty. why? because i'm paranoid that's why.

Nana: don't expect me to go on crazy shit because i'm hear for the food

Zane: aaaAAAAAAAAAAH-

Garroth: i ran out of money can you get something for me laurance?

Laurance: *in response to garroth* starve bitch i got a baby to take care of

Lucinda: who wants to test this drink of seventeen different types of soft drinks? i want to see if it causes a reaction

Travis: i told myself i wouldn't keep doing stupid shit like this *downs lucinda's drink mixture*

Katelyn: how many rides can i go on until i can't go five seconds without the urge to vomit?

Kim: i'm just gonna,,, stay at the gift shop. have fun!

Melissa: i just came here last week but do i care? no.

Dante: *wakes up at home* shit they forgot me again