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akaashi.

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wehhhhhhh …..

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wehhhhhhh .....

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akaashi in a traditional yankee outfit would be incredible (with a bloody baseball bat and coat and everything omg)

i hope i interpreted this ask correctly

edit: i did not interpet this ask correctly.

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Send me a face for a headcanon about my muse!

(`･ω･´) : What does your muse completely gush over?

＿|￣|○ : What situation would your muse give up in?

(｀-´)> : Who does your muse honor the most?

(´；ω；`): What brings your muse into a state of

depression?

ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ : What calms your muse down?

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ : What irritates your muse the most?

(＃ﾟДﾟ) : What does your muse do if they're angry?

（ ´Д｀） : Is your muse loud in bed?

（　ﾟДﾟ） : What does your muse do when surprised?

┐('～`；)┌ : When your muse can't answer something, what

do they do?

（´∀｀） : What could your muse care less about?

（　´_ゝ`） : Who or what is your muse most indifferent

about?

Σ(゜д゜;) : Is your muse easily scared?

( ﾟヮﾟ) : When is your muse happiest?

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! : What does your muse do when

very excited?

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ : Does your muse like to cuddle?

(　´Д｀)ﾉ(´･ω･`)　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ: Does your muse pat others on the

head? If not, do they get pat on their head?

(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))): What is your muse terrified of?

Σ(ﾟДﾟ): What would your muse be most shocked to obtain?

( ﾟдﾟ): What amazes your muse?

(´ー`)y-~~ : Does your muse do any drugs? Smoke?

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ） : How often does your muse drink?

ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)人(`Д´)ノ: How friendly is your muse around new people?

('A`) : What does your muse do when they're alone?

（´-`）.｡oO( ... ) : What does your muse think about a lot?

(ﾟДﾟ;≡;ﾟДﾟ): Is your muse impatient?

( ´д)ﾋｿ(´Д｀)ﾋｿ(Д｀ ): Does your muse enjoy gossiping?

（･∀･)つ⑩ : Does your muse enjoy saving or spending money? Or are they indifferent?

(ﾟдﾟ): When your muse didn't expect something, what do they do?

(ﾟ⊿ﾟ) : Is your muse in denial a lot?

（・∀・） : Does your muse like to tease people?

（・Ａ・） : What does your muse consider to be bad?

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) : If your muse was a drug, what kind would they be?

（ つ Д ｀） : When your muse is sad, what do they do?

♪┏(・o･)┛♪ : Can your muse dance well?

d(*⌒▽⌒*)b : What makes your muse the happiest they could ever be?

(╬ ಠ益ಠ): What infuriates your muse to the point they may kill whatever it is?

(≧ロ≦): Is your muse a screamer in bed?

(ΘεΘ;): How much of a tsundere is your muse?

（‐＾▽＾‐）: What does your muse's laugh sound like?

┌(；`～,)┐ : What discombobulates your muse?

ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ : How does your muse run?

ヽ(´▽`)/ : What does your muse look like when happy?

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ : Is your muse violent when angry?

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Looking Out//Glacier National Park July 2016

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YOUR STEREOTYPICAL MASCULINE SIDE

you love hoodies.   you love shorts.  dogs are better than cats.  it’s hilarious when people get hurt.   shopping is torture.   sad movies suck.   you own a car racing game.   you played with hot wheels cars as a kid.   at some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter.   you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. you used to be obsessed with power rangers.   you have watched sports on tv.   gory movies are cool.  you go to your dad for advice.   you own like a trillion baseball caps.   you used to collect hockey or baseball cards.   baggy sweats are cool to wear.   it’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.   green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.   you love to go crazy and not care what people think. sports are fun.   you talk with food in your mouth.   you sleep with your socks on at night.   you have fished at least once.

YOUR STEREOTYPICAL FEMININE SIDE

you love to shop.   you wear eyeliner.   you wear the color pink.   you go to your mom to talk.   you consider cheerleading a sport.   you hate wearing the color black.   you like going to the mall. you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.   you like wearing jewelry.  you cried watching the notebook.   dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.   shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.  you don’t like the movie star wars.   you are/were in gymnastics.   it takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.   you smile a lot more than you should.   you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.   you care about what you look like.  you like wearing dresses when you can. you like wearing high heel shoes. you used to play with dolls as little kid.   you like putting make-up on others. you like being the star of everything.

APPEARANCE

i am shorter than 5’5”. i have scars. i tan easily. i wish my hair was a different color.   i have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.  i have a tattoo. i am self-conscious about my appearance. i’ve had/have braces. i’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger. i have more than two piercings. i have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

EXPERIENCES

i’ve gotten lost in my city. i’ve seen a shooting star. i’ve wished on a shooting star.   i’ve seen a meteor shower. i’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. i’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.   i’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. i’ve been to a casino. i’ve been skydiving. i’ve gone skinny-dipping. i’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. i’ve crashed a car. i’ve been skiing. i’ve been in a musical. i’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. i’ve seen the northern lights. i’ve sat on a rooftop at night.   i’ve played a prank on someone.   i’ve ridden in a taxi. i’ve seen the rocky horror picture show. i’ve eaten sushi. i’ve been snowboarding.

HONESTY/CRIME

i’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t. i’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t. i’ve snuck out. i’ve lied to my parents about where i am.   i’ve cheated while playing a game. i’ve ran a red light. i’ve witnessed a crime. i’ve been in a fist fight. i’ve been arrested.

DEATH AND SUICIDE

i’m afraid of dying. i hate funerals. i’ve seen someone/something dying. someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. i’ve written a eulogy for myself.

RANDOM

i can sing well. stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. i open up to others easily.   i watch the news. i don’t kill bugs. i sing in the shower. i am a morning person. i paid for a cell phone ring tone. i am a sports fanatic. i twirl my hair. i care about grammar. i have “?”’s in my screen name. i’ve copied more than 30 cds in a day. i bake well. my favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. i would wear pajamas to school. i like martha stewart. i know how to shoot a gun.   i laugh at my own jokes.  i eat fast food weekly. i’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class. i can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. i am ticklish. i love white chocolate. i bite my nails. i’m good at remembering faces. i’m good at remembering names. i’m good at remembering dates. i honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.

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imagine…. delinquent keiji

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WHAT ARE YOUR MUSE’S AESTHETICS?

BOLD ANY WHICH APPLY TO YOUR MUSE. ITALICIZE WHAT THEY LIKE. REMEMBER TO REPOST & NOT REBLOG. FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THE LIST

fire. ice. water. air. earth. claws. fangs. wings. gold. diamonds. grass. leaves. trees. roses. metal. iron. rust. rain. snow. lace. silk. cotton. sun. moon. stars. blood. dirt. mud. silver. steel. sugar. salt. lavender. glass. wood. paper. wool. fur. smoke. ash. ocean. bruise. scar. wind. spices. light. dark. paint. ink. charcoal. wine. hard liquor. sweat. dust. bare feet. canine. feline. coffee. tea. books. scratches. petals. thorns. hay. glitter. heat. cold. steam. frost. candle. sword. dagger. staff. arrow. hammer. shield. spikes. sand. rocks. roots ( ? ). feathers. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. amethyst. herbs. waves. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. clay. stone. brick. lions. wolves. tigers. neon. video games. summer. autumn. winter. spring.

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akkkaaaashiiii

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❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜

`  VIA.  ’

    `   che  ———  ha ...  ’  the  tell-tale  irritable  click  of  the  tongue  is  S W A L L O W E D  in  his  throat  before  he  can  so  much  as  release  a  single  sound,  turning  into  a  breathy  grunt,  APATHETIC,  like  he’s  simply  given  up  trying  to  care  with  bokuto-san’s  outrageous  “ pizza  consumption ”  E S C A P A D E S.  there’s  no  way  HE  can  manage  it,  even  if  he  were  to  use  the  excuse,  “ you’re  an  A T H L E T E. ”  akaashi  is  certain  that  he  would  regret  saying  such ;  because  his  captain  would  either  say:  “ ATHLETES  NEED  MORE  NUTRIENTS, ”  or  he  would  fall  to  gloom  upon  having  been  denied  an  extra  helping.  unfortunately,  it’s  a  L O S E  -  L O S E  either  way.  so  he  sighs,  and  tries  to  do  the  RIGHT thing,  `  at  least  save  some  for  others,  bokuto-san. ’

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"pizza made me have a religious experience."

`  VIA.  ’

  `   ma,  ma,  bokuto-san  ———  ’  he  can  at  least  H U M O R  his  captain,  feigning  concern  with  a  rather  unpersuasive,  dull  voice ;  mouth  remains  pressed  in  a  frown,  STERN  against  the  joke.  but  he  assumes  that  bokuto-san  will  take  it  as  encouragement,  despite  the  tone  he  uses  and  the  fact  that  he  doesn’t  so  much  as  release  a  single  S M I L E.  ---------  and  that’s  fine.  because  in  the  end,  akaashi  wouldn’t  have  expected  him  to  talk  without  food  in  his  mouth.  it’s  a  given,  however  disturbing  it  is.  `  you’re  going  to  end  up  eating  it  all  before  you  can  SEE  THE  LIGHT. ’

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‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters

❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜

❛ Kill my ass. ❜ 

❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜ 

❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜ 

❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜ 

❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜ 

❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜ 

❛ You don’t control me. ❜ 

❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜ 

❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜ 

❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜ 

❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜ 

❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜ 

❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜ 

❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜ 

❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜ 

❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜ 

❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜ 

❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜ 

❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜ 

❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜ 

❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜ 

❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜ 

❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜ 

❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜ 

❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜ 

❛ There is no god. ❜ 

❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜ 

❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜ 

❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜ 

❛ Too many sexuals. ❜ 

❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜ 

❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜ 

❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜ 

❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜ 

❛ I lost my period! ❜ 

❛ My poor spine. ❜ 

❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜ 

❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜ 

❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜ 

❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜ 

❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜ 

❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜ 

❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜ 

❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜ 

❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜ 

❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜

❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜

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`  ???.  ’

“Five second rule…”  The giant deadpanned, their eyes lingering onthe other. They continued to eat his snacks that had fallen to the ground. Nowif it was a DIRTY ground or maybe outside in dirt and grime he would CONSIDERthrowing it away. Maybe. But in here it seemed safe enough. Plus he was all outof cash for the time being. Couldn’t waste a precious crumb. “mmm, I’m stillhungry”

    `   UGH ...  ’  sound  alike  a  G R O A N  escapes  him,  as  his  sharp  eyes  can’t  help  but  to  steal  away.  there’s  no  way  he  can  W A T C H  willingly.  frown  etches  deeper  against  his  expression,  ‘til  it  seems  to  be  the  only  thing  moving,  falling  further  and  further  as  those ...  FIVE  SECONDS ...  pass  on  soundly.  `  what  is  five  seconds  supposed  to  D O  for  your  food ??  ’

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`  KENMA.  ’

❝ Akaashi — ?  ❞ The little setter worried for the other, seeing him sit outside the gym with a more melancholy expression then usual. Standing in front of the fellow setter Kenma put his hands in his pocket and leaned forward with a cant of the head. The anxiety ridden setter had gotten B E T T E R at talking to people, mostly people on other teams. ❝ What’s the matter … ? ❞

   `   --------- ?  ’  he  turns  his  head  to  face  the  voice ;  U N M I S T A K E A B L E  for  nekoma’s  setter.  though  he  recognizes  kenma,  akaashi  is  still  confused :  a  crease  in  his  forehead  forms,  carved  out  deep  from  all  the  occasions  in  which  he  gathers  his  brows  together.  in  confusion,  in  frustration,  in  A N N O Y A N C E.  it’s  a  wonder  that  a  permanent  line  hasn’t  been  burned  into  his  forehead  yet.  `  hh.  it’s  nothing ;  just  a  HEADACHE.  ’

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Bokuto: Well, of course, there are plenty of times that fails and they just slam the ball down. Akaashi: That happens quite often with you, Bokuto-san. Bokuto: Akaaaashi! You’re supposed to say, “that’s not true” there! […] Spiking doesn’t just involve slamming the ball into the ground. If you are calm, you’ll see how to attack. Akaashi: Oh, that’s not true, Bokuto-san. Bokuto: Akaaaashi, you’re late!!

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i havent drawn blood in so long…. too long