“Always follow your brain, because your heart is dumb as shit”
“No matter how much the woman is beautiful, she will lose her womanhood if she is dumb, arrogant or liar.”
“Ours is an overpopulated, under educated, shithole in the throes of mass extinctions - it's a wonderful world.”
“Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.”
“I'm dumb, she's a lesbian.”
“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.”
“I would have made a good pope.”
“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
“Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.”
"I believe that more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.”
“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.”
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”
“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”
“The important question is, How many hands have I shaked? ”
“I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.”
“Reading is the basics for all learning.”
“It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”
“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
“They misunderestimated me.”
“Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!”
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
“What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
“I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.”
“It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!”
“I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.”
“I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.”
“I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph.”
“I don't care what the polls say. I don't. I'm doing what I think what's wrong.”
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