Tippy Mickey Fiddey

my name is Geoffrey, acceptable nicknames are; Geoff, Geo, Geoff (pronounced Jee-Off) Jeb, Jebidiah, Jethro, Gerald, George, Gregory. really anything other than Jeff.

[tipps-mcfedora]

Other people explaining why the started smoking: i was going through a rough time and i stopped caring what i did to my body

Me: i unironically think smoking looks cool.

[tipps-mcfedora]

Me: The tumblr girlies are gonna love this!

*orders fent laced xans at the bando in PERFECT ebonics, STUNS robbers and killers*

[tipps-mcfedora]

When i was DEEP in addiction i used to hold on to my empty bags of H in case i was dry for a day or two. And sometimes my grandma would do my laundry and find a pocket full of baggies, and we would argue. But i was more upset I wouldn’t be able to scrape the leftovers from the bags, than i was that i almost got kicked out and hand to stay on the streets lol.

[tipps-mcfedora]

Found 2 four lokos that i stashed i dunno how long ago (been over a year sinced i last touched alcohol so at least that long) only thing better would be some percocet!

[tipps-mcfedora]

You know how when you’re just lying in bed, it’s actually REALLY hard to purposely piss yourself willingly? Thats how i feel trying NOT to swallow random pills i find.

[thyrell]

chillin on the weekend like usual

[andromaches-ax]

it’s wednesday

[thyrell]

watchin spong bop and scoupy doupy do

[sirduke]

she took the wires to my playstation she's doin too much

[naradreamscape]

i didn't wipe my butt i just poopt and got up

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

if you saw a sensitive white boy shopping at torrid what would you do.

[asscrasher]

Leave torrid cuz they don’t carry anything I’d wear

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

what if he looked a little bit shy?

[asscrasher]

If a boy is shopping at torrid then he’s definitely not shy. Enough self confidence to power a nuclear reactor, even. I’d still leave tho cuz they don’t carry anything in my size or fit or style. I might question why I was there to begin with too, maybe

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

what if he was a little bit nice with it?

[asscrasher]

His actions bare no influence on torrid’s decision to cater to a demographic I don’t find myself apart of, and thus, no hold on my decision to leave. I wish the nice boy the best of luck, though.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

what if he had pretty boy swag?

[powerfulwizard]

this guys hairstyle really changed the world

[powerfulwizard]

Is he?

[tipps-mcfedora]

That's second pic is downright frightening. My heart started racing when I first saw it, like whatever it is dangerous and would kill me. Please delete it...

[tipps-mcfedora]

TikTok drama is something else. Here we see a Lesbian shaking and shidding because someone who made a joke joined a zoom call. Nice tits tho.

[tipps-mcfedora]

I have discovered the joys of snorting Percocet.

[badassdemonsword]

false alarm here it is again

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[hunter-rodrigez]

“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German... 

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.

[noinonononon]

All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

If they call them "toilettes" then explain this?

[thestarmirror]

I.... what

I am German and I have never in my life heard of that word what the fuck

[thestarmirror]

Guys, I actually looked it up and it’s Bullshit lmao

We call them „Klo“ or „Toilette“

„Poopenfarten“ doesn’t even sound german

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

You're wrong its poopenfarten

[accumulated-error]

This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor

[witchofthegermanforest]

Americans: If you come to America you gotta speak English

Also Americans: HAHA LET'S TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER LANGUAGES.

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten

[ratfuck]

[humanimalgam]

moodboard for when you finally fucking snap

[heedra]

weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.

[heedra]

like i have nothing against weed, i think it is very fun, i just think we all have to face the truth that when we smoke it we are not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication. thank you for reading.

[tipps-mcfedora]

[iftadwascool]