[boochieking]

Your relatives are here

They brought presents

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[postimpression]

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

[vanwynqarden-deactivated2022083]

[cyapeasantz]

"I care about your feelings more than mine. I love you. There, I said it, not just on some chalkboard. I would never let anybody or anything hurt you. I’ve never felt that way about anyone.”

[ohsoswiftly]

[awwww-cute]

Hiccups seem to be too much for a little lamb

[bellamxrs]

[larrystylinjizz]

I have been laughing at this ages now

[snlofficial]

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

[earlblouse-deactivated20131202]

[musik-box-deactivated20190313]

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is my favorite video in all of human history

[saccharinesylph]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS THE OTHER DAY THIS CUTE GIRL her laugh is so infectious goddammit

[momga]

[ejacutastic]

nice to meet u pbtbtbtbtbtbtt

[tiptopdingbat-blog]

can we just

[tiptopdingbat-blog]

can we just

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

how boner works

[senob-ylevol]

isnt that bread

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

no its a penis wtf can ueven read?

[christianmingle-deactivated2022]

High five my tongue with your tongue

[napaizram]

[tiptopdingbat-blog]

can we just

[bonnieventure]

take it easy walmart