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[charlesoberonn]

Neurotypical people love to congregate in doorways, corners, hallways, and sidewalks to block the way.

[charlesoberonn]

[pepminttea]

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[katjohnadams]

[kukkopillipiipari]

Mitä jos,,,Turun Posankka ja Kokkolan Kullikuulahylje pussais,,,, hahah, vitsi vitsi,,,,,, ellei.....

[pupucino]

kokkolan MIKÄ?

[kukkopillipiipari]

Kyseessä on siis lapsille suunnattu Kokkola-logo, jonka designissa on tällainen söpö pikku norppa ja Kokkola-teksti, jonka O-kirjaimet on korvattu sydämillä.

Koska sydämet on helppo tulkita U-kirjaimiksi ja sana on jaettu kahdelle riville, on teksti luettavissa "Kuk kula" eli ruotsiksi jotakuinkin "kullikuula"

K💚k

K💚la

[kukkopillipiipari]

Hauska fakta!

Kuk kula -hylkeen oikea nimi on Kola-Kuutti!

Useimmilta (oikeastaan kaikilta) on jäänyt myös huomaamatta, että hänen rinnallaan työskentelee toinen maskotti!

Kokko-lokki!

Hän on jäänyt Kuk kula - kohun varjoon, mutta hän on olemassa!

Kokko ja Kola ♥️

[verohallinto]

Missä menee seksihelteiden ja selibaattihelteiden raja?

(Pekka Pouta on iätön ja tämä siirtämä ei siksi voi johtua vanhenemisesta)

[karilapio]

Uuspuritanismi on rantautunut säätiedotuksiin

[kassaneiti]

Määrittelisin ilman meteorologista koulutusta näin:

Seksihelteet on parhaan loma-ajan viikonlopun ( 25-27°c kun suurin osa väestöstä vielä jaksaa 1) panostaa miltä näyttää 2) liikkua ulkona 3) on kiva istua terassilla ja flirttailla 4) illalla viilenee ja jaksaa myös vaakamambota.

Selibaattihelteet on 20pv yli 30°c ei 1) jaksa panostaa ulkonäköön 2) liikkua ulkona tai mihinkään 3) on tuskaa edes ajatella puhuvansa muille ihmisille kun on kuuma saati flirttailla 4) kun talot on maksimilämpötilassa aamusta iltaan eikä voi edes nukkua kun on kuuma eli jää touhut viilempiin keleihin

[heatwa-ves]

Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.

[teaboot]

"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"

Cool. Don't

[teaboot]

"Be sure to pass my complaint along to management." I won't. In fact, I'm going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass

[teaboot]

"You've lost a customer!" No. No, I wouldn't call this a loss

[teaboot]

Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you're unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I'm experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this

[teaboot]

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don't care

[teaboot]

*softly* you're an unpleasant person

[brightbluedot]

from @kiramae54

[fireache]

[pjharvey]

that “presidential alert: the girls are fighting” image was literally made for this exact moment it’s almost too perfect

[sugarhoneyicedteas-world]

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[justsomeguycore]

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

[justsomeguycore]

my science fair project in fifth grade was basically i had this printout of a bunch of toys that were stereotypically boy toys and girl toys, and i would have my classmates study the sheet for some short period of time, idr if it was like 30 seconds or a minute or whatever, then put it away and had them recall to me as many toys as they could remember. my hypothesis was officially that boys would remember more boy toys and girls would remember more girl toys, but secretly in my head i knew that girls would probably remember boy toys and girl toys relatively equally but boys would still remember mostly boy toys. and that ended up being the case. and i still remember this 20 years later because it hasn’t fucking stopped. and you know what they didn’t even like my project. participation ribbon. i was a fifth grade feminist theorist and no one cared

[theehorsepusssy]

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[knitmeapony]

Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

[whimsicalmane]

i checked the thing

there is only like only has been 35$ raised

[mirrorleaf]

Signal boost April 2025. $240 raised...

[write-on-world]

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

[12b6]

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

[johanna-swann]

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

[autumngracy]

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[hydramaticide]

Work it grandma

[hydramaticide]

OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]