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you don't comment, you don't reblog, you don't compliment or express positivity to x reader works and their authors and at most leave a "pt 2!!!!!" demand as a poor excuse of a comment. you got so used to reading amazing works for free that you've harbored this odd sense of entitlement thinking you are OWED content rather than the internet and fandom in general requiring a balanced give and take relation of works, discussion and appreciation to exist. And you wonder why no one wants to write anymore
period. yet some of u think it’s cute to be spamming my inbox w the same ideas over n over again when i clearly need the time to complete other rqs. i’m a human being that has a life outside of this app, stop acting like i don’t do anything else besides write. not all of my followers/requesters do this, but there r some.
bro shut up and write some nigg create a blog for this and do not want to work damn it
unemployed people be like ah fuck another long day at the touching myself and being demanding for no reason factory
@tiramissyoucake i hate the invincible community so much
so common decency just doesn't fucking exist anymore lol imagine talking to a stranger on the internet like this thinking you're owed fics as if they don't have irl responsibilities!!!
you don't comment, you don't reblog, you don't compliment or express positivity to x reader works and their authors and at most leave a "pt 2!!!!!" demand as a poor excuse of a comment. you got so used to reading amazing works for free that you've harbored this odd sense of entitlement thinking you are OWED content rather than the internet and fandom in general requiring a balanced give and take relation of works, discussion and appreciation to exist. And you wonder why no one wants to write anymore
stop posting your shit memes in the x r3ader tags im so tired of this shit
Imagine YN gets into trouble and calls out to Vilturmite Mark help her ….would feed his ego immensely
Oh, PLEASE ask him for help. it's a total ego boost. If its reaching something on a high shelf, something requiring muscle, or if there was an actual unlikely threat, he expects you to yell 'Mark! Help!' And he'll be there in a flash. (Hell, just imply you need him and he's happy.)
"I dropped my phone under the bed, could you reach in and get it for me?" And he's lifting the bed with one arm, bicep shifting as he easily reaches in for your phone and hands it to you, dropping your bed and rolling his shoulder.
"Mark, I'm so swarmed at work! Could you handle the lawn?" Say less, he's pushing that thing up and down your grass in a light t-shirt, sleeves rolled up to his shoulders, curse the summer sun but bless it for coating his skin in glistening sweat.
"My ankle? I just sprained it getting off a stool— hey! What're you doing?!" Mark won't let you argue, slap and beat against him as much as you want, he's carrying you around the house until it heals, the uncomfortable truth is that he holds you so close to his body you can feel his heart beating, heat radiating off his skin beneath the cloth, the rise and fall of his chest with every huff and breath he took picking you up and putting you down.
You do a pretty good job of avoiding danger, but god have mercy on whoever decides to even breathe wrong in your direction, his fist has to stop millimeters away from their jaw after you beg him not to do something stupid— you'd let a friend defend you, sure! But Mark's hands have the strength of a thousand bears. you're certain a flick of his finger would've gotten him murder charges.
Next up is dilf omni-m4rk btw, just have to brainstorm some plots....
Lensless Mark being your bitch boyfriend........ He's not mad about it, dignity isn't shit when his girlfriend let's him fuck until his hips are stuttering from how much he overstimulated himself, its even hotter when you lay on your side facing away from him reading your book as if he didnt cum a concerning amount in you (after permission of course).
Crashlanded Viltrumite Mark discovering more about earth and essentially, the concept of caring about other people, barely proof-read, 1k words, discovering more about Viltrumites genuinely not giving a shit about eachothers well-being
Anyone would be so confused by earth if it's their first time here, though Mark acted like a cat, perking up at any noise or anything he doesn't understand. He often ran head first into whatever shiny new thing he found believing he'll stay unscathed because of his genetics.
It was a headache, keeping him safe. Seeing Mark get hurt made you feel bad and as you cared for him more and more, you couldn't help but hold him back from that odd thirst to discover the different kinds of pain earth could inflict.
As you were curled up in your favorite corner of the couch, working on your laptop, He turned his head towards the window at the sound of distant thunder.
"Relax," he turned to look at you. "It's just thunder." You explained. "Thunder?"
"It's a weather thing here, rain sometimes is accompanied by thunder or lightning, we just gotta be careful with electrical outlets." You explained, Mark remembers when he was first introduced to rain, the drizzle irritated him.
You really thought that'd be the end of it, it always was like this; Mark asks, you answer, topic dies. You didn't notice when he walked right past you to the front door, unlocking it.
"Mark. Mark. Come back. Mark!!" You got up hurriedly, laptop almost tumbling to the floor, your socks almost slipping on the ground trying to catch up with him.
He was already outside, soaking quickly as the downpour continued, he held up his hands, water overflowing and pooling in nooks and crannies between his fingers before overflowing and dripping down his palm, either cascading down his wrist or dripping off his hand.
"Not as gentle as before..." Mark mumbled, the rain pounded against his skin, nothing he couldn't handle. The smell was distinct, he couldn't describe it.
"Mark! What're you doing?!" You called out, staying inside as he was illuminated by the soft glow of your home's lights, the water glistening as his borrowed clothes clung to his skin. "Get back inside! You'll get sick!... Probably?!"
"Sick?" He glanced at you, strands of his hair curled at his forehead from the water. "I'm a Viltrumite, a common cold won't kill me."
"Get back inside!" You finally got the mental preparation to step outside, rain hammering down on your skin and quickly triggering goosebumps from the freezing wind. "Mark, what's gotten into you?!"
"... I wanted to see the thunder." He returned his gaze to the sky. "It's taking a while to come out again."
"They're not as common as rain— okay, come back inside!"
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He sat at your vanity as you dried his hair on the lower setting to speak to him, towel draped around his neck, fuzzy material poking his cheeks. "You're such a child, Mark. Who runs out into the rain to see thunder?! You could've died!"
"I dont hurt easy, I'm a Vil—"
"Viltrumite. I know." You raked your fingers through his hair, huffing. "Now I might get sick because of you!"
He slumped in his seat, disappointed in himself and a little hurt, the silence filled with the warm hum of the hair dryer. He didn't understand why you were so angry with him, he can understand the frustration of an uninformed idiot— he knows he's seen some idiot troops who were born into Viltrum but were far from Viltrumite.
Another thing he didn't understand was how easily readable he was, you watched his face dart everywhere but at yours or anywhere above the vanity desk's level, he looked like a guilty puppy. "... Mark, I'm not mad."
"You sound mad."
"Ok, smartass." You paused, putting down the hair dryer. "Listen, I just don't want you to get hurt."
"I don't understand that." He watched you move about, you changed earlier from your clothes and insisted he does too. "If I'm going to be alright, why worry?"
"... I'm going to assume this is a Viltrumite thing." You grew exasperated, pulling your desk chair closer to the vanity chair he sat on. "On earth, when you care about someone, you don't want them hurt." You tried to explain. "Be it insults, cuts, tripping. We worry because we care."
"... even for small-scale injuries?" He squinted, eyebrows furrowing. "It's a waste of energy and mental—"
"Mark." Your hands landed on his shoulders. "When we love someone, we don't want them to go through pain, even if there's the smallest possibility of it happening— we'll worry."
Your hands felt warm, even after the freezing cold. "... so.. you care about me?" Mark asked suddenly, was that a hint of insecurity you caught in his voice?
"You're asking me that after everything we've been through?"
"Touché." A smile finally cracked, his hand coming up to your wrist. "... I think I feel the same about you. I don't want you to get hurt."
"I'm flattered." You responded, smiling back at him as you kissed his cheek gently. "Alright, come help me in the kitchen. We need to get started on dinner."
Your hand wrapped around his, he got up and followed you obediently, his eyes glancing down at how your fingers curled around his.
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The night grew quieter as the rain fizzled out, reduced to a simple shower. Mark laid in his own bed away from you in the guest bedroom, he stared at the ceiling with a conflicted mind. After tonight, it felt wrong to go to bed alone, unlike the nights where you two would doze off together in this bed or yours.
He admitted something big, he cared. He actually cared about you. He built stronger bonds with other Viltrumites and didn't even shed a tear when they died; he considered it a natural part of life, taking out the trash, the weak.
His heart felt disgustingly warm around you, something he never felt before. Viltrumite mating is almost void of any romance
He sat up, having discarded his shirt to sleep in just a pair of pants. Standing, he made a beeline to your bedroom, cracking open your door. "(Name)?"
"Mmf?" You were half asleep, sheets ruffled and eyelids heavy. "What?"
"... I don't want to sleep alone tonight." Mark forced himself to admit, you sat up groggily and patted the empty side of your bed, silently offering.
He accepted too quickly, walking inside and shuffling under your sheets, already radiating warmth from underneath he settled his head into the softness of your pillow.
"... I'm sorry about today, by the way." He added, you were far gone into the daze of sleep, only responding with a muffled noise.
Mark tried to shimmy as close to you as possible without scaring you, or without letting that guilt well up again, the same one he feels whenever he acts a certain way with you.
He mentally makes a promise not to worry you again. His body could handle anything, but a part of him deep down didn't want to admit the need to keep you happy.
'waaah!! waaaaah!! all i see is smut and dark content and ships i hate!!!' if only there was a magic tool that lets you see what you want to see while sifting out the things you dont want to see
MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI. Mohawk Mark and bimbo reader and some smoking. I got the idea listening to some music to get back into the groove of writing, barely proof-read
"What're you thinking about?" You heard him ask, looking up at him just as he turned back to look at you, his mohawk ruffled from all the tossing and turning among your pillows.
"How much of a dick my boyfriend is for trying to sneak a cigarette in my room." You jabbed, the cigarette in his hand twitching, the one he assumed you didn't notice.
Mark smiled, ignoring your complaint as he sat up and fished through his discarded jeans, finding his lighter. "Want me to stop?"
"Yes."
"Too bad." His sentence was punctuated with a flicker of his lighter in your dim room, the light briefly highlighting his features and reflecting his piercings.
"You're such a dick." You complained, contradicted by his arm pulling your naked form closer to his, kept warm by your heavy sheets.
"Like you weren't slobbering on my dick 20 minutes ago." He took a drag, lips pursing and unpursing causing the end to glow in sync. "You never smoke?"
"Ew, no." The abrupt response made him laugh. "I'm serious, I don't want smoker's breath! I'm too pretty for that shit."
"Because everybody loves a shallow bimbo who only cares about looks."
"You wanna talk about looks, hot topic?" Your smug smile showed no malice, god he loved when you matched his bite.
Glancing down at your lips, an idea crossed his mind. "... come here." He mumbled, inching you closer by your chin. "Part your lips, don't look away from me."
"No—"
"No, babe. Come on, it's fun, I promise." You groaned, annoyed as Mark sat up and held your head with one hand, you glared at him as he took a drag, making sure to keep it at a safe distance. "Open, breathe in slow."
Seeing your lips part, he breathed out slowly, letting the smoke brush against your lips from his lungs to yours.
You hated when he was right, cringing at the scent, burn and feeling of the smoke but growing hazy at the look he gave you; like he enjoyed teaching you his bad habits knowing it's something that ties you to him.
Mark's hands let go of you to let you lower your head and let out a few small coughs, a smile stretching across his lips as he took another drag. "Pussy."
Your head shot up, appalled at his insult. "You were begging for this pussy earlier!"
"Fuck yeah I was." He grinned, laying back against your pillows, plushies thrown and flipped on and off the bed. "Seriously, what'd you think?"
"Lame. Gross. Disgusting."
"Yeah? You think I'm gross?" Mark wrapped an arm around you and settled you back against his chest. "Am I too gross to kiss?" He puckered his lips to you, making an obnoxious hum expecting a kiss, you exclaimed and leaned away.
"No! I had enough smoke for one night!" You pushed his cheek away.
He grinned, tossing away the cigarette (after putting it out, of course, he didn't wanna burn your house down). He sat up.
"C'mere."
"No!"
"GET OVER HERE!"
"EW! MARK! NOOOO!" You tried to shove him away as he wrestled you down, demanding a kiss. "C'mon, kiss me! Fuckin' kiss me! Smoke 'n all!"
"I'll kill you!" Your tone was unserious and muffled as he pressed his lips to yours repeatedly, chuckling between kisses, knowing he'd always get his way with you.
I remember reading some of your fics when the Invincible fandom was at its peak/cooling down and I’m so happy to see you back! Can’t wait to see more of your writings <333
(P.S. Would you allow fanart of your fics? I remember there were a few scenes I wanted to draw because they were cute asf.)
The Invincible fandom was at its peak when the invincible war was animated because everybody and their mothers wants that sexy stupid bitch!!!(Mark) i will die on this hill!!!!!
I cant wait to write more honestly🩷✨️ I'm filled with so many 'emotions' (visceral need to destroy a vltrumite) and I need to portray them somehow!!!!
As for art of my fics......... YES PLEASE OMG!!!! I WAS PRAYING AND HOPING MY WRITING WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ARTISTS TO WANT TO PORTRAY IT🩷🩷🩷 If you guys ever feel the desire to (not pushing you to btw!!!), please do tag me and show me I'd be honored to see!!! Literally u have me like this
i’ve been having a shit year and you popped up in my dash again and my my god i’ve missed you and your writing so much 🥲😭🥲😭!!!
HI OMG!!!🩷🩷🩷 I missed you guys sm I genuinely wanted to quit my job and just write until my hands hurt but my bank account said otherwise😭
I feel really guilty for constantly popping in and out but I'm so happy you guys like my writing and I get so excited seeing people's reactions to my goofy silly ideas🩷✨️ your patience with me is unparalleled and I hope you like whatever I'm cooking up soon!!
help me decide:
which one to write next
dilf omni-mark and his kid's college friend (reader)
viltrumite mark and reader who took him in after crash landing
Mohawk mark and bimbo reader
additionally if you have any ideas, im not opposed to accepting sum (will mention you if used of course im not a filthy thief im a filthy whore)
Remember to get your choices in ya'll🩷✨️✨️✨️
VILTRUMITE MARK WINS🎉🎉🎉 to no ones surprise hes literally my mascot
Expect my next work to be about him🩷✨️
help me decide:
which one to write next
dilf omni-mark and his kid's college friend (reader)
viltrumite mark and reader who took him in after crash landing
Mohawk mark and bimbo reader
additionally if you have any ideas, im not opposed to accepting sum (will mention you if used of course im not a filthy thief im a filthy whore)
Remember to get your choices in ya'll🩷✨️✨️✨️
doggyyyyyyyy
btw i removed my fake alias and changed my ramble tag to 'tiramissyou's talking, 'salem' feels too close to my real life and i rlly wanna stick to a fun persona away from that, you can just call me tiramisu or tiramissyou Ty for understanding <3